Just a question. WHO THE FUCK WOULD USE MORE THAN 90% OF THEIR LIFE TO GET A STRANGER??? sure she might be beautiful, but she could be a bitch addicted to cocain or something
Marry her when you"re about to die.
I mean I wouldn't because I already have a significant other (nb) and while I happen to be bi towards people feminine to genderless, I am perfectly happy with who I'm with now lol.
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mariasimion11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
This is shallow. It only says beautiful not kind or helpful
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GabbyStJohn9 years ago
1: Not a lesbian
2: You shouldn't care about looks ;)
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Alex Gulakiw13 years ago
comin back for this one in 70 years.
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Evan Derby13 years ago
Did someone say Forrest Gump?
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CaniGetSomeWater10 years ago
im gay, so either way its an eh
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FireEmpire 4Eva10 years ago
eh... Good bye Emma...
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REINFORCEDBEAR48 years ago
It"s a win win situation
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Roderik7211 years ago
*waits until 80 years old**presses button*
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dogpond12lover2 years ago
downside???
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ARiA108911 years ago
3 years? BUCKET LIST TIME
were going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
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Warriorjax9 years ago
If she loves me and I love her the three years will be enough
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Koriannez11 years ago
Errr im a straight girl?
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Memeber10 years ago
It doesnt really say you have 3 years left to live, but 3 MORE years.....
LOOPHOLE
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24bit9 years ago
HA, JOKES ON YOU, I WILL ALWAYS BE FOREVER ALONE
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lolcocojas12 years ago
who said i wanted to marry a girl? i'm gonna get me some smokin hot bacon!
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Ciel_Earl_Phantomhive10 years ago
I'm Gay, So...No.
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umairmirzabano5 years ago
but fnjgb vld vkjf f
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xXsuperbat1000Xx11 years ago
yes
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Annabeth_Chase10 years ago
I am a girl!!!
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DET0NA70R6 years ago
sounds kinda stupid. I would rather have a really nice kinda beautiful girl
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TINY BOX TIM 11 years ago
But I don't like humans, I like boxes, so if it applies to female boxes, then yes, I will press this button.
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Sændugan9 years ago
Iv got an immortality button so the downside is negated, personal loophole
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theepicsucces11 years ago
time to live out all those fantasies
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PartyGamer9318 years ago
What if I'm gay
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Wut11 years ago
Dude. Im a girl. I dont wanna be gay
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Taylorthefreespirit10 years ago
I am not a lesbian
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TAOGOUDUI4 months ago
在死之前办婚礼
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Loganmincks6669 years ago
No downside I mean beautiful girl and death win win
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Wizardmon11 years ago
but I'm straight...
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moddam210 years ago
Why the fuck would I do that?! I'miss a girl?!?!?!
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Catimations4 years ago
Looks don’t matter, in my opinion.
Still not marrying an onion though, it’s rude that’s why it makes you cry.
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9TAILFOXDEMON11 years ago
Technically you'll live your whole life +3 years
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FattyTheFat10 years ago
No I don't need a beautiful wife to be happy!
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Drafex336 years ago
But im gay
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Pierce Duncan Penaranda11 years ago
No thanks
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TheKid139 years ago
But what if she"s a bitch
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Oli Jackman13 years ago
Tricky one, dont value life enough to care about only living three more years, but then the marriage would probably change that...
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Illuminati6668 years ago
Yes I wanna die
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Spikey11 years ago
No upside im gay
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rainbowsuzanna10 years ago
ERROR 404: upside not found
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Fanboi6910 years ago
Guys, fucking think, do you know what that would do to your lover? It would kill her/him, he/she would probably fall into a deep depression and probably kill her/him self
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PussySlayer6910 years ago
Please, I see no downside. I get to marry a beautiful girl AND die early?? Win/Win!
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