Will You Press The Button?

A_button_presser9 years ago

who said they have to be REAL people? why not VIDEOGAME people....

Alexover90004 years ago

OH BOY, here i go killing again, in gta v

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Cherrimm_Uke9 years ago

Rip Justin and Trump

Cherrimm_Uke9 years ago

Or some IS

Death_359 9 years ago

Donald trump and Hilary Clinton

LolOmgYolo9 years ago

no downsides

zero the joker9 years ago

Bitch

Kelly Simms12 years ago

At first I was like, "Killing people? That's wrong!" Then I remembered I hate people. Silly me! XD

Grafieddhbe4 years ago

Eu fiz isso cadê o dinheiro

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CalypsoMakesADecision7 years ago

Ohhhh so THATS why authors are so rich......

Dominic-M8 years ago

Die rapists, pedophiles, and killers

Xolus5 years ago

I prefer to be called a Hunter of Hunters.

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Bloxxer8 years ago

I would kill my neighbor and the ugly singing Justin Bieber

Tigerlilith9 years ago

Doesn't that mean I'll have to use the million dollars paying off the police and/or hiding evidence.

CommandEight99 years ago

No he said it was untraceable

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I find all the loopholes8 years ago

Kill two members of ISIS. Press button repeatedly.

rockerjustinle8 years ago

No downside detected

twshy8 years ago

Honestly, who wouldn't press this?

urboyreese138 years ago

kill people that need the death sentance

Asstiel9 years ago

Nash Grier and Donald Trump.. BYE FELICIA

bored as fuck9 years ago

Two douchebags... Yep. Also, a... suPERNATURAL?!?!?!!!?

TheHappyTyranid7 years ago

Says untracable, so you"d get away with murder. Huh. Interesting.

TomaYT7 years ago

where"s my money?

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago

why"s your pic the flag of romania?

MurdocSmith8 years ago

#deathnote

Sonicfang8 years ago

The points contradict. A million dollars, here and now? and yet, you have too complete a task FIRST. By pressing thiss button, time has to stop... and to progress, you have to kill someone... but you can't, as time stops! Still though button clicked :D

mandiv658 years ago

The amounts of people who pushed the button on this one is both disturbing and alarming. Yuck

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Actually, the people who press this button has common sense. First of all, it never said you WILL kill two people. It only said that you can gain money IF you kill two people, which basically means it"s a bonus. Second of all, it never said REAL people.

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MaryViolet8 years ago

Loophole: it didn't say you have to kill actual people, so you could kill a person in, like, minecraft.

SeabassJames7 years ago

It doesn't say you get real dollars, so you could get a million dollars in a game.

Lozz Menzies12 years ago

Kill some rapists for a million dollars? okay

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago

@TrueBlue7849 Because I hate people. Obviously.

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AWESOMENESS24049 years ago

NO PROBLEM ILL KILL MY ENEMYS

get to a tree unicorn9 years ago

Whattttttttttttttfttttttttttttt!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!??!!!!!!!?!?!?!!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!!??!!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'll do it

christian W9 years ago

I would never kill anyone!Wait i forgot were talking about money.............o.k jhonney your first

giant_hobbit9 years ago

Sweatshops do it all the time, why can't I?

Jack McFlurry12 years ago

Bye justin bieber and Julia Gillard

Nibbletz658 years ago

I want Trump to triumph. Oh wait. He did. Bitch.

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Priscilla Rose Gibbs12 years ago

Rush Limbaugh ... You're going down.

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago

Don't believe the cross breed

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Palmertime9 years ago

You can simply kill a couple scumbags and get money for making the world a better place

Joseph Putnam Sherrod12 years ago

Bye bye justain beaver second one I will think about

dankmemes1018 years ago

I have to kill two people before gaining anything...but it says "right here and now." So do I get it now or not? Contradiction at its finest.

Bunger538last year

i got no enemies. that aint changing

ConnorG75548 years ago

thats 10 mil kr for killing 2 people nothing bad just to good things. (JK)

Darigaaz9 years ago

This is from that Button, Button short story.

FlorLupascu7 years ago

Lol, do you know we are so much on earth? I Can just wait till 2 humans die, then stab them xD

SMASHDATBLUEBUTTON8 years ago

Just kill all evil

A-Jamaican Danish 9 years ago

Kill two people on death row

BirkSolberg5 years ago

I'll kill Joe (now ask who Joe is, and I'll properly never answer but you know the answer, so it doesn't matter).

TheMemer9 years ago

hail sithis!

X3R035359 years ago

*Kills the crew of 1D and Justin beiber and some terrorists* Worth it!

tinyhedgehoglouis9 years ago

I'd kill you

Alexys07067 years ago

Bye Maddisyn and Maddisyn! You should’ve never punched me! And you should’ve never banned me! Sianora

NoelleIsALlama9 years ago

R.I.P. Donald Trump and Sam Pepper

JuiceBoxHooligan7 years ago

Kill Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. Easy

RandomDude4209 years ago

I'll just kill two murderers.

fondcoolman9 years ago

That's contradictory... "Gain a million dollars RIGHT HERE AND NOW" "Have to kill 2 people BEFORE GAINING ANYTHING" Yes. Because that makes sense.

pikachu16268 years ago

assassin

RockyMercer9 years ago

Why not wait until the right moment to kill someone then get the money

CPM8 years ago

Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin. I win.

micmac2003129 years ago

Loophole: Video Game Characters or Join The Military

captain mcderp9 years ago

ok il kill the people I hate the most

jshaw717 years ago

*Checks the internet for local crimminals*

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