Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

How is bleeding out your uterus equal to not masturbating? This is dumb

Tylerboiii 7 months ago

you dont know the pain

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DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago

This is so unfair for girls

FBDev64 2 years ago

Hahaha no fair enough. Unfaire for boys.

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Aniemaniac 9 years ago

Why is it different for girls any guys? Just get rid of the period option and have the same downside for both. The person who wrote this clearly doesn't understand masturbation isn't an exclusively male thing.

Tylerboiii 7 months ago

nga what ghuys cant get peridos

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Idiotic 10 years ago

IF I CAN'T MASTURBATE, HOW WILL I FAP!?!

meatloave 18 days ago

get the fap ap

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Etharian 11 years ago

Convince the government that I can go without eating, sleeping, and breathing, then convince them I can pass on these traits through sexual reproduction. Get laid allot removing the need for masturbation.

Tricky 9 years ago

Only works for straight guys

Vienna Ainsworth 13 years ago

I feel that girls got the short end of the stick here. Also "horrible" and "period" are redundant not to mention that they already last a week so basically, period 24/7

Riolu 7 years ago

R.I.P girls

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Skull4ever 10 years ago

So you become a crystal gem? (steven universe)

Mike9090 9 years ago

Eww gem kid. Fucking strange.

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Dexagon 5 years ago

I am not a girl,but I am with the gurl.NO MEANS NO!

BenjaminDupaix 9 years ago

i see no downside for guys

Lafayette_Burr 9 years ago

Okay the guys are freaking out about not maturbating, but they don't have to deal with the shit we do. DO YOU EVEN FREAKING UNDERSTAND HOW PAINFUL PERIODS ARE?? Oml it"s not that awful for y"all, so guys please understand that we have to go through MUCH worse things than you.

PotataoP 8 years ago

Do you know how much worse it feels to get kicked in your dick then having to sit on the floor for 2 hours in pain? Pathetic.

AmethystTyler 9 years ago

I don't get it.... the females have a forever period? But guys can't touch themselves for a week? I'm pretty sure I know what the gender was for the creator of this monster! 👿

Flufflepuff2004 9 years ago

My periods are already bad enough. If I pushed this it would be like living HELL

Giantelephantseal 9 years ago

EATING IS LIFE!!!

Boopsfer 9 years ago

So the girls are experiencing death while guys don't get to play with their dinga-dong? Nah

Tjones 9 years ago

I'm 16 and I have never masturbated and never will, aaaaand to answer the question that I know you were going to ask, I'm not asexual

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

Fuck. This. Button.

LOLbish 11 years ago

Dafuq this is a full lose: its great to sleep , its great to eat , its great to breathe ....

mrkillermichael 11 years ago

It says optional..

Byron Webster 13 years ago

The girls I feel bad for, but the guys don't have it that bad.

Johndabanana 4 years ago

One of the buttons made me swap genders so which one am I?

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Samantha Mead 13 years ago

So girls would have to suffer immense pain every week for the whole week but guys just don't get to touch themselves? pass

Forever_Younge 9 years ago

Same.

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Odymeme 8 years ago

I feel like every person who pushed the button was a guy.

PotataoP 8 years ago

Feminists : it’s finally fair.

Brownecow321 9 years ago

Get someone else to masturbathe it for me (:

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

That"s not masturbation, that"s a hand job

Dr_RoXo88 10 years ago

Cause sleeping, eating, and breathing are such burdens

CreeperWietse 10 years ago

Lol why would you masturbate. The girls get a seriously bigger downside here. Not all boys masturbate.

GeorgeHamvasHummerich 10 years ago

99..999999% do

That Boi 10 years ago

Wow, girls got fucked on this one.

Assassin Squid 10 years ago

give up masturbation to be able to stay underwater forever sure

Knight 11 years ago

WTF is all i have to say to this

Jessica Fox 13 years ago

Fuck. That.

Brenda Vazquez 13 years ago

I love food and sleep.. so.. I want to sleep & eat

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

Read, it says -Optional- So you still can if you want to

Butterbuff 12 years ago

I can live infinitely. Until I die from old age

Asfolto12 6 years ago

I need to pleasure myself I'm lonly

Time Rickson 10 years ago

I don't even do that, soooooooooooooo

AndrewEbelher 9 years ago

Life with no masurbation??? Who the fuck can live like that???

Pro360noScope 11 years ago

I CANT FAP! I CANT FFFAAAAAAPPPPPPP!

gzhenni 11 years ago

TWO STUPID DOWNSIDES

Jagermeister1537 9 years ago

You"d only have to deal with the periods for like 3 or 4 years depending on the girl, but you wouldn't be able to have children.

emDBZ 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Andy2 10 years ago

What? why would you do this? eating is enjoyable and so is sleeping.Besides:No masturbation? sucks

Violet Stocker 13 years ago

Periods last a week so that would be a neverending period for me and everyone around me

SpiritualTaco05 7 years ago

I don't masturbate anyways, sooooo...

MangoMango 9 years ago

*fap* *fap* *fap*

le vito 11 years ago

put your dick in a donut, problem solved.

terrarian 11 years ago

don't ruin my favorite donut!

yasi_yinuo last year

太糟糕了

ShadowfangTC 10 years ago

I broke the button by pressing Yes so hard. I absolutely hate sleep as is. But I'll still eat my steaks nearly every day.

DragonDBK 8 years ago

Do you think only men can masturbate

KrisTheKat 5 years ago

Guys and gals who are saying these aren't the same level of pain, if you go longer than a week without nutting (Basically if you have an addiction and all of a sudden you stop) it'll hurt like a mf, you won't be able to sit or lay properly, that"s why peop... [Show full comment]

KaWaII InSaNiTY 10 years ago

periods ARE weekly XD So basically its a win win

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*Monthly, mainly lasting one week.

detersu 11 years ago

fapping is all i ever do. wth!

AssHar 9 years ago

Am dude. Can confirm: easy decision. (I don't do it anyway)

jarveline719 12 years ago

I already have horrible periods, I don't want them weekly

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