Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

How is bleeding out your uterus equal to not masturbating? This is dumb

Tylerboiii 9 months ago

you dont know the pain

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DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago

This is so unfair for girls

3dmoose 2 years ago

Hahaha no fair enough. Unfaire for boys.

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Aniemaniac 9 years ago

Why is it different for girls any guys? Just get rid of the period option and have the same downside for both. The person who wrote this clearly doesn't understand masturbation isn't an exclusively male thing.

Tylerboiii 9 months ago

nga what ghuys cant get peridos

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Idiotic 10 years ago

IF I CAN'T MASTURBATE, HOW WILL I FAP!?!

meatloave 2 months ago

get the fap ap

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Etharian 11 years ago

Convince the government that I can go without eating, sleeping, and breathing, then convince them I can pass on these traits through sexual reproduction. Get laid allot removing the need for masturbation.

Tricky 9 years ago

Only works for straight guys

Vienna Ainsworth 13 years ago

I feel that girls got the short end of the stick here. Also "horrible" and "period" are redundant not to mention that they already last a week so basically, period 24/7

Riolu 8 years ago

R.I.P girls

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Skull4ever 10 years ago

So you become a crystal gem? (steven universe)

Mike9090 9 years ago

Eww gem kid. Fucking strange.

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Dexagon 5 years ago

I am not a girl,but I am with the gurl.NO MEANS NO!

BenjaminDupaix 9 years ago

i see no downside for guys

Lafayette_Burr 9 years ago

Okay the guys are freaking out about not maturbating, but they don't have to deal with the shit we do. DO YOU EVEN FREAKING UNDERSTAND HOW PAINFUL PERIODS ARE?? Oml it"s not that awful for y"all, so guys please understand that we have to go through MUCH worse things than you.

PotataoP 8 years ago

Do you know how much worse it feels to get kicked in your dick then having to sit on the floor for 2 hours in pain? Pathetic.

AmethystTyler 9 years ago

I don't get it.... the females have a forever period? But guys can't touch themselves for a week? I'm pretty sure I know what the gender was for the creator of this monster! 👿

Flufflepuff2004 9 years ago

My periods are already bad enough. If I pushed this it would be like living HELL

Giantelephantseal 9 years ago

EATING IS LIFE!!!

Boopsfer 9 years ago

So the girls are experiencing death while guys don't get to play with their dinga-dong? Nah

Tjones 10 years ago

I'm 16 and I have never masturbated and never will, aaaaand to answer the question that I know you were going to ask, I'm not asexual

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

Fuck. This. Button.

Byron Webster 13 years ago

The girls I feel bad for, but the guys don't have it that bad.

Johndabanana 4 years ago

One of the buttons made me swap genders so which one am I?

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LOLbish 11 years ago

Dafuq this is a full lose: its great to sleep , its great to eat , its great to breathe ....

mrkillermichael 11 years ago

It says optional..

Samantha Mead 13 years ago

So girls would have to suffer immense pain every week for the whole week but guys just don't get to touch themselves? pass

Forever_Younge 9 years ago

Same.

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Odymeme 8 years ago

I feel like every person who pushed the button was a guy.

PotataoP 8 years ago

Feminists : it’s finally fair.

Brownecow321 9 years ago

Get someone else to masturbathe it for me (:

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

That"s not masturbation, that"s a hand job

Dr_RoXo88 10 years ago

Cause sleeping, eating, and breathing are such burdens

CreeperWietse 10 years ago

Lol why would you masturbate. The girls get a seriously bigger downside here. Not all boys masturbate.

GeorgeHamvasHummerich 10 years ago

99..999999% do

That Boi 10 years ago

Wow, girls got fucked on this one.

Assassin Squid 10 years ago

give up masturbation to be able to stay underwater forever sure

Knight 11 years ago

WTF is all i have to say to this

Jessica Fox 13 years ago

Fuck. That.

Brenda Vazquez 13 years ago

I love food and sleep.. so.. I want to sleep & eat

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

Read, it says -Optional- So you still can if you want to

JoshuaRyanG 11 years ago

I don't want to breathe so i can get something else to jerk me off

PeopleAreDumbasses 11 years ago

But masturbation is the best !!!

EmilySpezialetti 10 years ago

Um so yeah 52% are either guys or girls younger than eleven.

AFourTunePotato 6 years ago

What. How are those equal in pain

flamingumbrellas 11 years ago

GIRLS CAN STILL MASTURBATE W O O

NixExists 9 months ago

50% pressing the button makes sense here considering that’s the approximate biological gender ratio.

they_called_us_fangirl 10 years ago

Well, I guess it's good I'm asexual

Marc Horton 13 years ago

done.

uhhhhhred 11 years ago

fuck masturbating im already getting pussy

Mocksock 4 years ago

I don't masturbate anyways ez win

faceflop44 10 years ago

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LlamaDrama 9 years ago

I NEED DORITOS IN MY LIFE

Deadpool7282694 10 years ago

Masturbation lessens the feeling of real sex, so that means you will no longer be tempted and therefore lose the feeling of real sex!

JZatme 12 years ago

Cons: No Masturbation Pros: No food costs, +8 hours free time, unlimited water exploration

magiawizard 11 years ago

I don't masturbate so I'm not losing anything HELLZ YEAH ILL PRESS THE BUTTO

Randome_User 10 years ago

I'm a guy and don't masturbate so hell yah

Brendan 12 years ago

So could i go to space and live there for ever? See awesome new worlds and stars?

TheNerdLord 6 years ago

I'm a guy, so it was a no brainer.

River0122 11 years ago

but what if u are a girl but a guy on the inside

Alanna Elric 13 years ago

Sleeping and eating are my favorite things to do.

youngboypanda 7 years ago

im a boy so im cool with this i cant still do it tonmy girl better the masturbaiting

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