Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

How is bleeding out your uterus equal to not masturbating? This is dumb

Tylerboiii 7 months ago

you dont know the pain

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DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago

This is so unfair for girls

FBDev64 2 years ago

Hahaha no fair enough. Unfaire for boys.

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Aniemaniac 9 years ago

Why is it different for girls any guys? Just get rid of the period option and have the same downside for both. The person who wrote this clearly doesn't understand masturbation isn't an exclusively male thing.

Tylerboiii 7 months ago

nga what ghuys cant get peridos

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Idiotic 10 years ago

IF I CAN'T MASTURBATE, HOW WILL I FAP!?!

meatloave 18 days ago

get the fap ap

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Etharian 11 years ago

Convince the government that I can go without eating, sleeping, and breathing, then convince them I can pass on these traits through sexual reproduction. Get laid allot removing the need for masturbation.

Tricky 9 years ago

Only works for straight guys

Vienna Ainsworth 13 years ago

I feel that girls got the short end of the stick here. Also "horrible" and "period" are redundant not to mention that they already last a week so basically, period 24/7

Riolu 7 years ago

R.I.P girls

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Skull4ever 10 years ago

So you become a crystal gem? (steven universe)

Mike9090 9 years ago

Eww gem kid. Fucking strange.

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Dexagon 5 years ago

I am not a girl,but I am with the gurl.NO MEANS NO!

BenjaminDupaix 9 years ago

i see no downside for guys

Lafayette_Burr 9 years ago

Okay the guys are freaking out about not maturbating, but they don't have to deal with the shit we do. DO YOU EVEN FREAKING UNDERSTAND HOW PAINFUL PERIODS ARE?? Oml it"s not that awful for y"all, so guys please understand that we have to go through MUCH worse things than you.

PotataoP 8 years ago

Do you know how much worse it feels to get kicked in your dick then having to sit on the floor for 2 hours in pain? Pathetic.

AmethystTyler 9 years ago

I don't get it.... the females have a forever period? But guys can't touch themselves for a week? I'm pretty sure I know what the gender was for the creator of this monster! 👿

Flufflepuff2004 9 years ago

My periods are already bad enough. If I pushed this it would be like living HELL

Giantelephantseal 9 years ago

EATING IS LIFE!!!

Boopsfer 9 years ago

So the girls are experiencing death while guys don't get to play with their dinga-dong? Nah

Tjones 9 years ago

I'm 16 and I have never masturbated and never will, aaaaand to answer the question that I know you were going to ask, I'm not asexual

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

Fuck. This. Button.

LOLbish 11 years ago

Dafuq this is a full lose: its great to sleep , its great to eat , its great to breathe ....

mrkillermichael 11 years ago

It says optional..

Byron Webster 13 years ago

The girls I feel bad for, but the guys don't have it that bad.

Johndabanana 4 years ago

One of the buttons made me swap genders so which one am I?

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Samantha Mead 13 years ago

So girls would have to suffer immense pain every week for the whole week but guys just don't get to touch themselves? pass

Forever_Younge 9 years ago

Same.

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Odymeme 8 years ago

I feel like every person who pushed the button was a guy.

PotataoP 8 years ago

Feminists : it’s finally fair.

Brownecow321 9 years ago

Get someone else to masturbathe it for me (:

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

That"s not masturbation, that"s a hand job

Dr_RoXo88 10 years ago

Cause sleeping, eating, and breathing are such burdens

CreeperWietse 10 years ago

Lol why would you masturbate. The girls get a seriously bigger downside here. Not all boys masturbate.

GeorgeHamvasHummerich 10 years ago

99..999999% do

That Boi 10 years ago

Wow, girls got fucked on this one.

Assassin Squid 10 years ago

give up masturbation to be able to stay underwater forever sure

Knight 11 years ago

WTF is all i have to say to this

Jessica Fox 13 years ago

Fuck. That.

Brenda Vazquez 13 years ago

I love food and sleep.. so.. I want to sleep & eat

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

Read, it says -Optional- So you still can if you want to

AssHar 9 years ago

No downside here. I don't masturbate anyhow.

xlittle 11 years ago

cant masturbate..... buuuuuuttttt someone else can fill in the role... i consider my hands different entities

yelloshadello 9 months ago

lowk i could live with this

Snowfrost918 11 years ago

Not all guys do that, and girls basically have that forever. ( time lasting.) Plus, I like eating, sleeping, and breathing, optional or not...

Idiot.with.a.wifi.password 12 years ago

That sounds absolutely horrid.

thebros 4 years ago

there is barely even an upside

thegreenrex 10 years ago

No problem for me

codsss 8 years ago

If I don't have to sleep eat or breathe, I'll have enough time to get a girl and pleasure two people

EL HERO 10 years ago

You cant masturbate,but a woman can touch your dick

Maggie 12 years ago

I've already had that, so whatever.

nohahahahhhaha 6 years ago

The girls really get the short hand of the stick smh

Lafayette_Burr 9 years ago

HELL NO I DON'T WANT MY PERIOD ONCE A WEEK

The Dot 11 years ago

I don't masturbate in the first place, no downside.

LordInquisitor40k 7 years ago

So a permanent no nut November

hellix 11 years ago

Fuck dat

Valerina 9 years ago

I"d just have my ovaries removed, problem solved

Jig Jin 11 years ago

Masturbate is more of a girl-term, right? Guys can still fap.

CoolNiki7799 10 years ago

Ah periods r ok

Kim Norberg 13 years ago

HAH! I'm a girl so then I can masturbate as much as I want to! And horrible weekly periods? When I have period I have them for a week and they are horrible. Isn't it the same thing?

Craftykit 9 years ago

Ok time ti get a sex change

tsukino 11 years ago

I've had periods. NOT WORTH IT.

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