Will You Press The Button?

Master Chief 11 years ago

I'm Master Chief! I already have the perfect body!

kidplays 11 years ago

46 year old why did I put 70

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lizard_with_glases 6 years ago

MU HAHAHAHA

Fuzzy_Totoro 10 years ago

Oh so I will be single for the rest of my life

Adrianna Robles 13 years ago

Once everyone else is fat and ugly, then that will become the "popular" thing, therefore, anyone skinny would be considered an outsider or strange and be alienated from the rest of the world.

Tigershark90172 5 years ago

they could cast you out for being strange

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DragonEXE 10 years ago

People need grow the fuck up about "the perfect body" you get what you get

Jake-Does-Not-Exist 2 years ago

and you dont get upset

Ltheawesome 8 years ago

everyone would hate me

Malory MuffinProof Hayle 13 years ago

exercise and plastic surgery for EVERYONE!

Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted 13 years ago

I could make a shit ton of money from modeling in that case

Demetrius Rodriguez 13 years ago

I like the idea of getting a Matesprit.

FS1145147891JJ 4 months ago

Sounds selfish but somehow understandable

the smasher 11 years ago

i can get popular and everyone i hate will be ugly even that girl Justin Bieber XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Dark_Games 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Briclasito pambisito y perturbador 11 years ago

Every girl will be ugly and i dont like en, so what s the point of this

Honestly-I-Dont-Care-com 6 years ago

Why should I punish others for my own wants? That"s not right.

get rek man 11 years ago

weays every one is fat

Noobpoh 10 years ago

I will be fabulous

goldenbutterguy 11 years ago

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Tranq 11 years ago

I can't fuck myself...

goldemert228 3 years ago

ну хоть как то я буду отличаться

Razor 11 years ago

Everyone is considered beautiful by someone, the word ugly really doesn't exist

ultrabuttonpesser 8 years ago

thought about other genders ( comment for the boys )

Jfthemasta 11 years ago

make fun of em'

EverFreeGaming 11 years ago

I have a Feederism Fetish so this is kinda my fantasy

GammaLeHydra 11 years ago

Who cares?

likewha 11 years ago

If everyone lse is ugly I don't wanna live with any of them and they prabobly want to with me

Lucas Bryant 13 years ago

already have the perfect body

ToasterBrain 11 years ago

But it will be perfect x2

Mcrmy 11 years ago

What will be the definition of perfect? Since everybody is 'fat' and 'ugly' people will start finding that attractive since you are the only 'perfect' person.

Crabster282 11 years ago

Future model here....

Andrewl 11 years ago

Well, people can have plastic surgery and lose weight

FirstDarkAngel2001 11 years ago

Well, would mean that finally there would be no size 0 people. lol Perfect body is based on perspective, and even 1 waist size bigger would be considered as fat, or at least from what the country/world has shown me.

TherealNoobsaibot 3 years ago

Master chief, you die today, you ugly as hell.

LustDemon 8 years ago

everyone is perfect in the why that makes them happy

mazelover22 11 years ago

every one is different but we all are beautiful. there is no such thing as perfect

killer 11 years ago

Then I could make fun of everyone

Kitty Girl0426 11 years ago

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Z1900 71 10 years ago

It's what's on the inside that counts.

DarkFishking 10 years ago

There is a thing called "sexual attraction". You first see the outside of a person and, be all like "DAAAAMN!!!" and want to know what is inside of that DAAAMN body. Easy logic of falling in love.

Recoximani 5 years ago

What if I'm already happy with how i look?

Nijebitno 11 years ago

But CUTE fat and ugly

Guy that does stuff 10 years ago

Like little babies

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

Are they nice, though?

Mcrmy 11 years ago

AND what if my friend's name is 'everyone else' riskaaaay

Wurby 10 years ago

Since the perfect body is relative to the beholder, this is a paradoxical question that isn't possible.

VanossTheBest~~ 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]