You become Batman
but
Everyone in your family dies
I will not


FOk11 months ago
Isn't it bat man joke looool

Buttonboy49449433 years ago
Me who’s adopted yes good good

crowleysgarce669 years ago
i need my mom though she makes me food sooo ya

Kopp7 years ago
You would have Alfred then

JamesTheBoi13 years ago
*Batman moment*

JediKnight8 years ago
NANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

Minihousess9 years ago
nanananananan Batman!!!

ShellyBates7 years ago
DUDE! ALWAYS BE BATMAN!!!!!!!

Watermelonman7 years ago
WAIT... i am in my family too. So i die too. I will become dead batman.

Chemdog20067 years ago
deep

I am batman9 years ago
I am batman allready

DatBoi217 years ago
Then I'm Datboi

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx9 years ago
I like bat man but I don't want to be him getting punched all over the country by bane

VeryverySerious8 years ago
i dont want to be a BAT-MAN i want to be bruce wayne...you know..the one with alot off money....

TripleAPlayz7 years ago
Batman doesnt really have any SUPER-POWER... he is just a crimefighter...

Watermelonman7 years ago
Yes, technically he"s just a super-advanced policeman

JazzimoX8 years ago
So... be Batman and be Batman

Watermelonman7 years ago
More like be batman and experience a tragic event batman experienced too. Otherwise, you"d be double-batman

JandK6 years ago
Even worse off than bruce wayne

haynz049 years ago
Naaaaaaaaaa I'm only 11 I need mom to cook and dad to teach me shit

theemeraldking2 years ago
You have Alfred

GhostGirl6279 years ago
So I am Batman?

sans_IS_THE_BEST9 years ago
hey batman want to hear a joke * sure robin* knock knock * who is there* not your parents

Baxter kennedy9 years ago
Technicaly i can just work my body up make knives in shapes of bats so ill have my fam and be bat man!

xpeantx9 years ago
WORTH IT

MacdeKnife6 years ago
So... You really do become Batman... O_o

Fionah Barnes12 years ago
Isn't that what happened to Bruce Wayne?

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Yup!
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the first fourth9 years ago
Family>Some stupid kid show

the first fourth9 years ago
Family>Some stupid kid show

Horatio J. R. Hawes12 years ago
... so... batman?

Meraj Mahmood12 years ago
*Batman's voice I HAVE NO FAMILY!

Vegetto87017 years ago
Sorry about Martha
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Wyatt Slaney12 years ago
IM BATMAN!!!!!

Ryoji Otani12 years ago
My whole family is dead. I need this batman gig to stay sane!!!!

daelyn129 years ago
BFASFBRSNDYAGNMHT%TYUYEFRGBFVCXDZSFEVSDZFXETBDGFDBg

patetohunter9 years ago
Fuck batman

Fairy_Tale8 years ago
See one problem my brother otherwise cool

blue button9 years ago
DADADADADADADADADADADADADA BATHMAN!

Daecropolis10 years ago
Never liked them much anyway

Kronos_king7 years ago
Screw my family, I'm batman

Rodrigo Castañeda12 years ago
Mhh... he has no superpower, and it doesnt warranties any money, just "being batman" is a no for me

Shouhiro9 years ago
WTF?? Do you hate your family that much???? O_O

Tiagobcampos9 years ago
BATMAN

Gnarlicious9 years ago
Its the role of batman so I would be a fucking millionaire who is also a vigilante and kicks the ass of any bad guy where is the downside I also get an oldman who is always caring about me like Alfred does with Bruce

Eli7eHun7eR9839 years ago
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MGGoku8 years ago
No. Just no

DICKs SPooRTiNG GooDs9 years ago
Np, my son

NotThatGuy8 years ago
Totally worth it, no downside

Litschi9 years ago
I HATE DC

Watermelonman7 years ago
I WANT TO SHOUT TOO!
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Sens10 years ago
I press it, do you know why? BECAUSE I'M BATHMAN!

lisaewells9 years ago
Hey Guys... Im batman... Andsss I Hass A Grappling Hook (:| xD Batman Is Fab But Doesn't have any power so no thanks.. no offence batman xD

Tigerstripestar2309 years ago
But I have no superpowers fuck it

Flying_comey57 years ago
Basicly batman IRL

crazygirl 9 years ago
Hence the term: you become batman.

kittens03309 years ago
DOUBLE POSITIVE BRO

Bbatte7 years ago
No.....

Morgan Pelletier12 years ago
BATMANNNNNNNNNN
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