You become Batman
but
Everyone in your family dies
I will not


FOklast year
Isn't it bat man joke looool

crowleysgarce669 years ago
i need my mom though she makes me food sooo ya

Kopp7 years ago
You would have Alfred then

Buttonboy49449433 years ago
Me who’s adopted yes good good

JamesTheBoi13 years ago
*Batman moment*

JediKnight8 years ago
NANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

Minihousess9 years ago
nanananananan Batman!!!

ShellyBates7 years ago
DUDE! ALWAYS BE BATMAN!!!!!!!

Watermelonman8 years ago
WAIT... i am in my family too. So i die too. I will become dead batman.

Chemdog20067 years ago
deep

I am batman9 years ago
I am batman allready

DatBoi217 years ago
Then I'm Datboi

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx9 years ago
I like bat man but I don't want to be him getting punched all over the country by bane

VeryverySerious8 years ago
i dont want to be a BAT-MAN i want to be bruce wayne...you know..the one with alot off money....

TripleAPlayz7 years ago
Batman doesnt really have any SUPER-POWER... he is just a crimefighter...

Watermelonman7 years ago
Yes, technically he"s just a super-advanced policeman

JazzimoX8 years ago
So... be Batman and be Batman

Watermelonman7 years ago
More like be batman and experience a tragic event batman experienced too. Otherwise, you"d be double-batman

JandK6 years ago
Even worse off than bruce wayne

haynz049 years ago
Naaaaaaaaaa I'm only 11 I need mom to cook and dad to teach me shit

theemeraldking2 years ago
You have Alfred

GhostGirl6279 years ago
So I am Batman?

sans_IS_THE_BEST9 years ago
hey batman want to hear a joke * sure robin* knock knock * who is there* not your parents

Baxter kennedy9 years ago
Technicaly i can just work my body up make knives in shapes of bats so ill have my fam and be bat man!

xpeantx9 years ago
WORTH IT

Fionah Barnes12 years ago
Isn't that what happened to Bruce Wayne?

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Yup!
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MacdeKnife7 years ago
So... You really do become Batman... O_o

the first fourth9 years ago
Family>Some stupid kid show

the first fourth9 years ago
Family>Some stupid kid show

Horatio J. R. Hawes12 years ago
... so... batman?

Meraj Mahmood12 years ago
*Batman's voice I HAVE NO FAMILY!

Vegetto87017 years ago
Sorry about Martha
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Wyatt Slaney12 years ago
IM BATMAN!!!!!

Ryoji Otani12 years ago
My whole family is dead. I need this batman gig to stay sane!!!!

sethminermcYT9 years ago
Wheres the good thing?

officialduckqueen9 years ago
I don't like Batman.

Chemdog20067 years ago
I don’t want my family to die and just be a bat fury all day everyday hiding in a cave

Haydos10 years ago
WORTH IT

Destielfam9 years ago
SUPERNATURAL

RyRy12310 years ago
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Snowfairy5048 years ago
Sorry family comes first

RootinTootinPutin8 years ago
Now I'm Batman!

likewha9 years ago
i like my family

Oofington5 years ago
Well that is what happened to Batman also who would wanna be bay man

Trick10910 years ago
I do not want a sadistic relationship with a closn

DemonM9 years ago
You can have friends right

Idontknowwilli7 years ago
Ew I don't need batman

JmancoolJ11 years ago
I hate my family anyway.

Xatar9 years ago
66% no Moslems

Sasusaku8 years ago
Banananananananana batman

Seth Campbell12 years ago
don't give a shit about my family

DashingPineapple9 years ago
I'd rather become the Joker, to be honest.

daelyn129 years ago
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spartancraft10 years ago
seriously

Kindred8 years ago
That"s part of being Batman

Destiel12310 years ago
*In Batman voice* You've gotta make sacrifices in order to save the world.. -Swishes cape and jumps off building-
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