If they can be fictional, make them an infinitely powerful immortal godlike version of yourself that will immediately give all their power to you as soon as they see you, and then drop dead permanently right after. If not, then get a rich person or maybe some really good dead person or something.
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235x0last year
A version of myself from another universe who has and will will gift me inter-dimensional teleportation (and all of its sub powers), shape-shifting, and pearl manipulation. Then we will explore and research other universes and dimensions including fictional ones!
the fuck is the point if you cant get the one you love.
Drkfirebird8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
The statement is literally contradicting itself at the highest level possible.
Gamebeast09 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
If i get quote on quote "Any man/woman in the world" then why cant that one person be my true love?
Drkfirebird8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Hamato_jacky3 years ago
im non binary aroace what do i do
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ILIKEPOOP21699 years ago
fuck her and leave
Drkfirebird8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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veznan0110 years ago
Oh no I cant get a person named never your true love to love me... darn...
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DetrimentBb9 years ago
Why are all these promos about getting any woman\\\\man of your dreams or about eating all sorts of food and not getting fat
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Puffinmaster24610 years ago
it seems kind of useless to be married to someone you don't like
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IfYouDontHaveFoodIDCBitch7 years ago
But I don’t want anyone
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WillRose8 years ago
Doodleebob?
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imsobored9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp9 years ago
anndd who has true love anymore
Drkfirebird8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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TellyTubbieArmy9 years ago
Why would you then
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xiota10 years ago
i can start my harem that way..... i have watchd to meany animes XD
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GamingHub6 years ago
Well one night stands every day😏
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gijo7779 years ago
MY WAIFU
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BenenM8 years ago
True love is a lie, so is god... I'm so fucking tired
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Merilille9 years ago
I'm aromantic, so I don't want love.
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Shay Lee12 years ago
WHAT DOWNSIDE
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albie20089 years ago
Yoooooooooooouuuuuuiiuuuuu
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SiamesePhoenix10 months ago
Where is my shapeshifting nonbinary!?
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LupusAlatus8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
Drkfirebird8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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duckymouth3 years ago
Sex
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ThLostProphet9 years ago
Don't care, had sex.
baguette989 years ago
*Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Shadow Rainbow Dash10 years ago
I do not need a true love anyway pff
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Blacket169 years ago
What if true love doesn't exist for me?
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Addsey10 years ago
dose it really matter if they are not your true love, you will still live happily with them however it won't be your "soul mate" so to speak
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CyberX1147 years ago
fine ill take trump and murder him in his sleep
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jimmymacelroy8 years ago
It says any so that means anyone
jimmymacelroy8 years ago
Including your true love
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brianguy9 years ago
Than just have sex with your love
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lilyknapp9 years ago
No I don't have a true love but I want one
Drkfirebird8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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BranHam9 years ago
Counter logic: you can get ANY woman/man so yes your true love
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FatSasquatch10 years ago
Whats never your true love? It doesn't even say what will. :\\\\
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gameturd5 years ago
True love is a myth anyway.
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BuhTrayper9 years ago
I'm fine with being with my second love.
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oddfuture11 years ago
That's not prostitution....they didn't say you can have SEX they said you can get anyone which does include that but isn't just that. And they don't mention money anywhere in there...so...
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