Will You Press The Button?

LukeJ200919 days ago

Me: "You are not going to give me $999,999,999." Elon Musk: "No- wait NONONO-"

question-itHUN9 years ago

So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.

mnoplast month

They will still believe other evidence, though. So you saying "I did it" only makes them go "yeah, sure, now shut up and let us check the fingerprints"

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Anonymous Potato8 years ago

Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4 World: NO!!!

pengie92909 years ago

There's this thing called reverse psychology.

Sarah Francis12 years ago

So i will become Sherlock

ArDeiLupi5 years ago

What, you egg? *he stabs him*

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AmazingDragons7 years ago

Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2? Me: 4. Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22. Me: Really use the calculator. Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh. Me: Show me the answer Calculator: 4 Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO. I would like to see this happen t...[Show full comment]

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!

Zacary9 years ago

"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"

thericegamer8 years ago

Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!

Edwin.3 months ago

Hey can you not swear my mom uses this website.

WiseAaron8 years ago

This is already true

Dankumemu8 years ago

RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!

mickeyneedshelp7 years ago

...yes.

ham26298 years ago

*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*

Sageka8 years ago

I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!

potatotehcow8 years ago

So I'll just become smart

RSPS20038 years ago

I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???

Watermelonman8 years ago

So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)

CaityDid8 years ago

You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing

Zachary Kelly12 years ago

I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"

RosieTheCockatiel2 years ago

OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed

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Fuckoff12349 years ago

This reminds me of Sherlock's fall

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive

Dragnett119 years ago

I'm batman

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.

Pedro-Henrique4 years ago

"Raça absolura Além da onipotência Capaz de superar Uma forma suprema"

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MiraniWolf9 years ago

I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.

Jake-Does-Not-Exist2 months ago

So do I. No need to be rude though

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Julie Damm12 years ago

So I'm the Doctor?

SnowDino6 years ago

so I will become what a flat earther thinks they are

ParadoxElf9 years ago

If I'm that smart I'll just figure out a way around it

every-one-sucks8 years ago

then tell them "I GOT THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY FROM A WEBSITE CALLED willyoupressthebutton.com/ AND THEN YOU WILL SHOW THEM THAT YOU CAN BE INVISIBLE SO THEY WILL BELIEVE YOU AND THEN SAY "IWILL GO TO SOMEONE IS HOUSE WHILE IM INVISIBLE THEN WAIT UNTIL HE...[Show full comment]

lildoomkitty9 years ago

Will they believe what I write?

StupidSkull8 years ago

if i was the smartest,i would create the technology to brainwash them and make them believe me, Easy!

Chicago_rat_holelast year

just say the opposite of what you need to say

LonleyFerret7 years ago

WRITE BOOKS

grayfire10 years ago

can't i just create a vehicle and take it to mars? they'll believe me then, right?

moeL3573R3 years ago

ima just write it down then

commentdebator9 years ago

FOR SCIENCE

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

You: I love you.... Love of your life: I don't believe you, you always lie, bye jerk You:*crying* WHY DID I PRESS THAT BUTTON??!!?

Watermelonman8 years ago

If nobody believes me... "Did you know that you do not need to drink poison?" "stop lying! *gulp gulp gulp*"

Lzke7 years ago

I shall become technically correct man

Khalifa154 years ago

GHIDORAH

Maggs9 years ago

But then it would be a waist

Redpandalord7 months ago

So you’re Cassandra of Troy

Takeo1419 years ago

Well then to bad for them

xXKelsieXx7 years ago

:0 BENEDICT SHERLOCK HOLMES CUMBERBATCH

Mr_Sprinkklzzzz10 years ago

I'm all ready extremlyn smart so who gives a shit]

Giantelephantseal8 years ago

Me: You"re smart! Random person: No I'm stupid. Me: No, you"re smart. Random person: I don't believe you.

WBGrock9 years ago

Sorry, don't want to be Mister Know It All

TeleZeW31rd0Cat7 years ago

I change my mind about not pressing I found a loophole Just say "I'm really dumb and nobody believes me!" Then everyone will believe I'm really smart and everyone believes me

goodguy75110 years ago

that would ve useless if nobody belived you

Gamerhogplays2 years ago

I’d say the opposite of what would happen, for example, the world will end and I’ll say “the world isn’t ending”

Zeiro12 years ago

This already happens.

GodOfLasagne4 years ago

they wont believe anything u say but they might believe what u write

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