74007 (78%) 20499 (22%)
74007 (78%) people have pressed this button, while 20499 (22%) did not.
You cure cancer
but
You give it to 5 people who couldn't afford the cure.
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Maharid 10 months ago
I can cure caner for all giving it to 5 peoples? Or i can cure someone of cancer and give it to 5 other peoples? In both cases it will be a great power.

SparkzComics 10 years ago
FUCK I didnt understand the wording i thought they meant that i would give the cure to people who had cancer and couldnt afford it not give cancer to those five people

Hello-Fucker 9 years ago
Just hive those 5 people the cure for free
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Leah_770 9 years ago
It says you cure cancer but you give it 5 people who can't afford it it never says you give them cancer tho. So you just give them the cure? :3. YAY NO ONE GETS CANCER.

Bence85prof 10 years ago
I will give the 5 cancer to some Africian starver

AdoreUrieZamo 9 years ago
Wtf

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
I made the cure, I'll give it to those 5 people.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
That is not how it works
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lavabob2000 10 years ago
people who are on their death bed?

adamf150 11 years ago
well there is this thing that is cal stjud hospital where the treatment are free

DerpEverywere 11 years ago
Hospitals cost money

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago
So, if I click the button I just receive 5 cancer cures to people who can't afford it, and I can't share it with anyone else? Not much of a downside.

Migdin1 10 years ago
No the downside said that you give them cancer
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Alex Gulakiw 13 years ago
just give it for free and ask for donations

Sarah Cox 13 years ago
Where is the downside, again?

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
the greater good...

Setsuna 10 years ago
Oh downside. downside, where art thou?

Idontknowwilli 8 years ago
Win win.

vicvinegar 11 years ago
Don't patent the cure. Give it away for free. And then when the medications are made, start a gofundme for those people. There are so many loopholes here.

woemai 2 months ago
Now money can definately buy longer life,and I can even lengten at LEAST 5 lives? Hey bro,where is the COST?

Espiner 11 years ago
Whats.. the problem of this? IF I CURE CANCER, IT MEANS IT DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE SO WTF!

yjtfdsgy 9 years ago
ill help. its something

Clara 12 years ago
I'll just give the cure to them for free. And if I can't then 5 people is much less than there would've been.

mollylgregory 10 years ago
You're still saving people's lives so it's best to save at least some people's lives who are in need. But still, wouldn't giving it to everyone be better?

kyla_bird_ 9 years ago
I pressed the wrong thing..

Chris Dile 13 years ago
I cure cancer, choose who recieves the cancer, buy them the fucking cure.

Alahgator4838 4 years ago
Can i pick those 5 people because so Id want to give it to Biden, Trump, Putin, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerburg or sum shit

PinkTomato 11 years ago
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Nlopez324 11 years ago
BUT THE REST WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheRedPanda22129 7 years ago
You can give it to people who have cancer

rcb5342 11 years ago
Give them the cure anyways

FruitBat 9 years ago
If I made the cure il just give it to them.

oldnotweak 12 years ago
ill just pay for the cure for them..... duh`, im the richest person on earth

Xaveck_Plays 10 years ago
Scientists can replicate it

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
its not like its any different. give it to those about to die anyways, and save the living.

Emeraldking9000 10 years ago
who cares about those 5 specific people

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago
I hate the wording

Wolf2224 11 years ago
Jacob Wright it means it will give cancer to 5 people that couldn't get the cure

FloothecloudGaming 9 years ago
Only 5 people out of the 7 billion people who cares

Hamza Essad 13 years ago
that doesn't make sense at all , if i found the cure i can give it to anyone in the world

Memey-Boi 5 years ago
Yes I would do that :) I would make the world a better place with that

Reallybored 11 years ago
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Kowhai 9 years ago
20% DID NOT PRESS THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

cheese and crackers!!! 11 years ago
ummm if i made the friggen cure ill price it thank you very much. oh and plus the "its acturally your fault i got cancer cheese" discount is vallid for 99.99999999999999999999999 off. why not 100% off cheese? well thats because no. if you wont give me .000... [Show full comment]

Derpator96 10 years ago
1,000,000"s have cancer and usually die but, then now only five have it. really????????

MClover :D 11 years ago
5 v 10000 people... welll I'm gonna press da button

MadDoctor 8 years ago
What if they"re dead already

notmi 11 years ago
5 die so the rest wont suffer cancer... 5 people from westboro baptist church will do.

Chunkdahunk 11 years ago
Shit happens

MishtiDoi 9 years ago
I'll just cure them for free. Or give it to rapists and asshole who deserve it.

Matth 12 years ago
Just give them an easily treatable variety and cure them with traditional therapy.

KKDZ 10 years ago
For the greater good...

_kate_z_great_ 9 years ago
Just like jacob wright said I made the cure I'll give to those 5 people

GoodDilemnaRicky 11 years ago
Criminals

GarfeelingGood 4 years ago
I mean, if they needed the cure, then it wasn't me who gave them cancer.
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