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26110 (30%) people have pressed this button, while 59500 (70%) did not.
Any person of your choosing will want to have sex with you
but
you will die in five years
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PoTaatolast year
No upside

L_Is_Real_24012 months ago
erm... do you know da wae?
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
At least you'll literally go out with a bang.

Raffaelo3 years ago
Hahaha. Yep, a big bang
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turtlenugget6989 years ago
wot if the doctor said to you you will die in a month does that mean longer life?

Bts_Lps_Suga8 years ago
Not intrested bruh

Michel_jan 8 years ago
Tip: always go to the beach. Its easy to choose who to have sex with

Phantom-HvK7 years ago
That would be a killer 5 years tho

Wotan7 years ago
Bro free sex for 5 years whenever i want with whoever i want

jester123088 years ago
never pressed a button so fast

Mai-chan8 years ago
18,016 sex-craving people... O_O Have fun, I guess???

Thesatan4 years ago
22668 presons including me

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
BUT I'M 11, BUT ALL THE SEX I COULD TRY!!! >=)

Zandurr2 years ago
Rip G
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Windex9 years ago
I CHOOSE TO HAVE SEX WITH A WIZARD LADY THAT GRANTS ME FIVE WISHES AND I WILL WISH FOR 80 MORE YEARS OF LIFE!

MazMeowmam8 years ago
Windex can have sex? Kinki...

frost.329 years ago
you can have sex with someone who will prolong your life and you will live fore ever

Jobert Beltran12 years ago
Doesn't matter have sex! Hahaha

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago
Bro posted this in 1970
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Dethstroke9 years ago
That's good fucking the girl of your dreams would be amazing and you could make a bucket list

Bradyn Rushing 9 years ago
Has sex with everyone. Well good by world

Sailor_sapphire9 years ago
*presses button like theres no tomorrow* 5 FREACKING YEARS OF SEX YAAAASSS!!!

McButterCup9 years ago
You DIE 5 years AFTER you have the sex you idiot. Not 5 years of sex..

Trai9 years ago
I can FUCK or have sex I dont know

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE9 years ago
YEAH FREE BITCHES FOR EVERYONE

562crazygamer9 years ago
I already have any wish from another button, wish not to die in 5 years. Have lots of sex

shiki kawaii10 years ago
can you choose fictional characters?

Anthi Light12 years ago
five years of sex.. Why not ?

ThePaulDude7 years ago
What? You prefer gettin" some D rather then V?

Valentina Vega Taco12 years ago
I read five days :(

The Fallen Anglish9 years ago
does it change anything lol? worth for 1 hour

Ana Zetan12 years ago
I don't mind.

GameRaven139 years ago
Five years of the best sex ever? Hell yeah.

Michel_jan 8 years ago
But when you die you most likely go to hell

t_revsearcy10 years ago
I can already do that now

Ryannnnnnlast year
The life could not be full of sex

Jojo Mer12 years ago
if you are 80 years old.....

Dominic-M8 years ago
I would make so many children it"s not even funny

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud9 years ago
Life's more important than plain sex.

burnskull559 years ago
well it does not stack so u culd start 5 years of nonstop sex then die and u dont have to use it until 5 years of ur death.also u culd just die annyways in betten the 5 years

Bacon-5 years ago
Don’t choose anyone to have sex with then you are immortal. They can still choose you so it’s like nothing changed except for the fact that you are now immortal. If you don’t want to be immortal anymore just pick someone.

Redfluffpanda9 years ago
If I can choose fictional characters and multiple then I'd proll do it rnrn

Philverware7 years ago
Joke"s on you, I want to die

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago
I just want to die sooner, idfc about the sex.

howardsw99 years ago
Which pervert made this shit?

VioletNocte4 years ago
If you"re asexual there"s no upside

conniesleyko8 years ago
when I don't ill have those 5 years and the rest of my life to have sex with many other people. hahahahahaha

EduardoBecerra7 years ago
Rapeeeeeeee

Roger|Pro9 years ago
Some people will do it for 5 years and then they die

Ryan4109 years ago
Just press another button about immortality without sex

willjr0810 years ago
OK, HOW ABOUT THIS, have sex with the God of Rebirth and IMMORTALITY and be reborn as your child and live on

DaNerdTront8 years ago
Jokes on you i already wanted to die

Omicron8 years ago
So I can do a ton of dangerous stuff and not die? Yes please

Flanchan20029 years ago
Press the button when you're about to do and you gain 5 more years of life and get to do it with any one you want

Flanchan20029 years ago
ugh I meant die, I can't seem to type corectly today
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Dragontooth4288 years ago
I WOULD DO EVERY SECOND OF THOS FUCKING FIVE YEARS BITCH

Bacon-5 years ago
Or, if you picked people all of the time, you’d technically have five more years

Dark Lord9 years ago
loophole. based on the theory of reincarnation, i can reincarinate as my child.

XSavageUnicorn2017X7 years ago
I can have all the sex I want while keeping my life thank you very much...

AllastroS488 years ago
Die in my 20s? Why not?

RainBro9 years ago
So many sex scenarios. All pointless. Stop this.
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