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You discover the cure for cancer.
but
You contract a cancer that the cure does not work on.
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Rusty Mew 4 months ago
It doesn’t say the cancer I contract can’t be treated, so…

fourenge 2 months ago
no it said

Mammot 3 years ago
Collect My Monsters

mampfer 10 years ago
This button contradicts itself.

Cuoli 2 years ago
No, it's not. "Cancer" isn't a single disease but rather a group of diseases characterized by uncontrolled cell growth. In this sci-fi fantasy scenario, they didn't say your flavour of cancer wasn't magical based. Can't cure arcane stuff with science.
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OiOiOiOi 3 years ago
FUCK

duckbutt 10 years ago
so i die in exchange for saving millions? sure!

Liltrouble 5 years ago
It means cancer now days will have a cure but your basically developing a cancer that cannot be cured. People can survive cancer so why take the risk of making a cancer that people may not be able to beat or cure in the end you could kill more than how many have died from normal cancer.
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XxVividxX 10 years ago
Can't people survive cancer sometimes?

carson18 6 years ago
you can get vaccines for things that do not have cures
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Aftertale Frisk <3 (=) ) 10 years ago
Sure why not? But dont point your fingers at me when over population, global warming, trash, and world hunger kicks in...

MyVoteRules 8 years ago
I love undertale... but what’s aftertale? I think I am sending way too much undertale comments/replies, though. But SERIOUSLY... I LIKE IT
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Yahooie328 10 years ago
This doesn't make any sense. If it cures cancer, why doesn't it work

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago
Because your cancer will be incurable

MEOWZLy 6 years ago
i didnt press da button

Lostboything 10 years ago
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TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago
We only need one person to push this button

SensationalMeat 10 years ago
it didnt say it would spread so.... READ MY MIND AND MODIFY THE CURE AND SAVE ME SUCKA

Xbox_tacos 11 years ago
I'ma die, ok

idiotpfp 2 years ago
sacrifice my life for the lives of, potentially millions of people? HELL YEAH!

Darkslayer10 9 years ago
I'm not THAT selfish

AColdGuy 5 years ago
Why not? You save a lot of people. And most cancers are treatable and have low risk of dying if they are treated early. Also, let"s not forget that the cancer cure will probably give you a Nobel prize and a lot of money, which in going to come in handy whe... [Show full comment]

SilverG778 10 years ago
Well, not all cancers are lethal and just because it can't be cured doesn't mean that it can't be treated.

Sparkling vampire 10 years ago
Hmm... Yeah. Sure.

Barkly 11 months ago
I could still take my chances with chemotherapy.

HellaGayyyyyyyyyyyy 9 years ago
Better to sacrifice myself to save millions

Rainfall 10 years ago
*dies*

Theyayeet 6 years ago
It doesn’t even say I would die it just says I’ll suffer from cancer so ye I’ll click the button

Awsomegamer 9 years ago
What why find the cure then

oi look im trash 10 years ago
Die to save millions of people? I'd do that any day!

Hooman 9 years ago
How does it work if it doesn't cure cancer

ayang 10 years ago
sacraficing

fackjtjrjfb last year
很明显,我不是一个伟大的人

Valleria 5 years ago
Nope

TeamAwesomeness 10 years ago
contarct?

Astoria 7 years ago
Then technically pressing this button would help you in no way nor many others.

MinecraftMooLyn 10 years ago
When do I contract the cancer? I think it's two milliseconds before I die naturally.

Geo Terrifrit 10 years ago
If I can get a different cancer, why can't others? Pointless button.

3OnTheCalculator 4 months ago
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TrueRenegade 9 years ago
So I cure cancer, but then a new cancer comes?

ferretterrier 10 years ago
4856 selfish peeps 💘

Toxins 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

WhyArePeopleSoStupid69420 9 years ago
Please, do us a favor. Shut. Up.
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6ZEKA 6 years ago
well i"m a sociopath so...

BUTTONPUSHER293 9 years ago
It doesn't say what kind of cancer you get. You might get one that has a cure already. And it doesn't say when either. You might get it in 60 years.

oldnotweak 10 years ago
so its a random cancer? so maybe it will never actually hurt me.

fatcat006lol 9 years ago
if you meet someone there is a 40% chance that they"re a selfish bitch

TiekanTemple last year
Okay… I will then donate my body to find a new cure.

vaultboydab 5 years ago
doesnt say how deadly the cancer has to be. i choose that the cancer is 000.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% deadly. also i get cured fast lol

naterbaterchickentater 10 years ago
Never says it is fatal.

jontakeankles 7 years ago
I'm down

☆Tinker☆ 10 years ago
When do you contact cancer?

annemariexoxo 10 years ago
i was gonna say no but then my morals came and kicked me up the ass

BlackCatCZ 9 years ago
This really depends on type of cancer you will get. Like today most types of cancer can be cured if caught in early stadium . We can assume that if the cure didn't work on the cancer, todays medicine won't work too but in this case author could easily writ... [Show full comment]

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago
You will get an incurable cancer, so can’t be cured

Bruh-momento 3 years ago
Well then the cure is a LIAR and should NOT be trusted

AssHar 10 years ago
Then that"s not cancer.

Spider_Venom 5 years ago
Yea but there are other ways to cure it and if they are successful I'm going to be ok and millions of other people too
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