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30133 (52%) people have pressed this button, while 27568 (48%) did not.
You discover the cure for cancer.
but
You contract a cancer that the cure does not work on.
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Rusty Mew 3 months ago
It doesn’t say the cancer I contract can’t be treated, so…

fourenge 29 days ago
no it said

Mammot 3 years ago
Collect My Monsters

mampfer 10 years ago
This button contradicts itself.

Cuoli 2 years ago
No, it's not. "Cancer" isn't a single disease but rather a group of diseases characterized by uncontrolled cell growth. In this sci-fi fantasy scenario, they didn't say your flavour of cancer wasn't magical based. Can't cure arcane stuff with science.
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OiOiOiOi 3 years ago
FUCK

duckbutt 10 years ago
so i die in exchange for saving millions? sure!

Liltrouble 5 years ago
It means cancer now days will have a cure but your basically developing a cancer that cannot be cured. People can survive cancer so why take the risk of making a cancer that people may not be able to beat or cure in the end you could kill more than how many have died from normal cancer.
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XxVividxX 10 years ago
Can't people survive cancer sometimes?

carson18 6 years ago
you can get vaccines for things that do not have cures
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Aftertale Frisk <3 (=) ) 10 years ago
Sure why not? But dont point your fingers at me when over population, global warming, trash, and world hunger kicks in...

MyVoteRules 8 years ago
I love undertale... but what’s aftertale? I think I am sending way too much undertale comments/replies, though. But SERIOUSLY... I LIKE IT
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Yahooie328 10 years ago
This doesn't make any sense. If it cures cancer, why doesn't it work

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago
Because your cancer will be incurable

TeamAwesomeness 10 years ago
contarct?

Valleria 5 years ago
Nope

MinecraftMooLyn 10 years ago
When do I contract the cancer? I think it's two milliseconds before I die naturally.

Astoria 7 years ago
Then technically pressing this button would help you in no way nor many others.

3OnTheCalculator 4 months ago
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TrueRenegade 9 years ago
So I cure cancer, but then a new cancer comes?

Geo Terrifrit 10 years ago
If I can get a different cancer, why can't others? Pointless button.

ferretterrier 10 years ago
4856 selfish peeps 💘

6ZEKA 5 years ago
well i"m a sociopath so...

Toxins 10 years ago
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WhyArePeopleSoStupid69420 9 years ago
Please, do us a favor. Shut. Up.
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BUTTONPUSHER293 9 years ago
It doesn't say what kind of cancer you get. You might get one that has a cure already. And it doesn't say when either. You might get it in 60 years.

oldnotweak 10 years ago
so its a random cancer? so maybe it will never actually hurt me.

TiekanTemple last year
Okay… I will then donate my body to find a new cure.

fatcat006lol 9 years ago
if you meet someone there is a 40% chance that they"re a selfish bitch

vaultboydab 5 years ago
doesnt say how deadly the cancer has to be. i choose that the cancer is 000.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% deadly. also i get cured fast lol

naterbaterchickentater 10 years ago
Never says it is fatal.

☆Tinker☆ 10 years ago
When do you contact cancer?

jontakeankles 7 years ago
I'm down

BlackCatCZ 9 years ago
This really depends on type of cancer you will get. Like today most types of cancer can be cured if caught in early stadium . We can assume that if the cure didn't work on the cancer, todays medicine won't work too but in this case author could easily writ... [Show full comment]

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago
You will get an incurable cancer, so can’t be cured

annemariexoxo 10 years ago
i was gonna say no but then my morals came and kicked me up the ass

AssHar 10 years ago
Then that"s not cancer.

Bruh-momento 3 years ago
Well then the cure is a LIAR and should NOT be trusted

Spider_Venom 5 years ago
Yea but there are other ways to cure it and if they are successful I'm going to be ok and millions of other people too

Doom_Godess 8 years ago
Kill me

valkyriegirl 10 years ago
Worth it. Save the others

Bob101 10 years ago
Be a hero!!!

Asherwuztaken last year
Id rather go out with a bang

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Then how is it a cure?

DARKMANNOTRACIST 4 years ago
take the medicine keep it in your mouth press the button while drinking the medicine and the medicine should keep its effects for at least a while and you will not get the cancer

naterbaterchickentater 10 years ago
Nobody says it is fatal or makes you sick or anything. So like it could be a small bump on you left ass cheek you never noticed.

minecraft fan 10 years ago
My grandma died to cancer before I was born so yes

Rmbisme 6 years ago
I don't mind sacrificing myself for others

abysssans 10 years ago
I don't wanna

DOCTORWHOWILLCOMEFORMEEEE 9 years ago
If I had to give up my life for a child who has hardly had a chance to live, I would end my life before you could say "Allons-y!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2 years ago
I dont care. long run. i leave a mark on history.

Arcanepoison1 9 years ago
Totally worth it.

Rose Quartz💙 10 years ago
Aww I would still do it

RaychelP 10 years ago
why wouldn't you push the button!?!

Garch 5 years ago
Never said the cancer couldn’t be benign, so I’ll take a chance on fate!

Nerdeye 8 years ago
Some cancer is not killer so you have a chance to live

A strange person 10 years ago
I am sick of those repetitive questions.

AtomSmasher 9 years ago
What type of cancer?
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