You become immortal, whenever you die you simply wake up a few hours later in your own home and you no longer age
but
You don't heal wounds, every time you wake up you look exactly how you did when you died (severed limbs are crudely reattached though)
I will not


Maharidlast year
There are better immortality offer out there.

rasputin9 years ago
Too frigging many immortality choices...

Mister-E8 years ago
I am now, I am forever
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Dr.L9 years ago
Just don't jump of a building,get hit by a car or anything like that

Rhine Mapping9 years ago
And if you break your leg,you cant walk for ever

martinvalle2899 years ago
Cool I can traumitize kids now. Press.

Crazy_Cat_Lady_28 years ago
Exactly my thouts

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago
what if the world ends and you die in a fiery death, you would die every minute then.

Fedxftw8 years ago
Immortality is horrid

TGGG8 years ago
Plastic Sergey

MaximusThongnuk7 years ago
Hey, I know Sergey. He"s that guy made out of plastic, right?

PlayMoreGames9 years ago
What if someone shot you in the head? You would just be dying forever.

rabndlast year
vegetable human
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GuessWhatChickenButt9 years ago
What if I died peacefully. Like, then I would be fine. Right?

Itawin-win7 years ago
You would be old
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Funkytom4678 years ago
Drive safe, be happy ^^

Chicyloon8 years ago
Who gives a damn,just go to da hospital

ProphetofRegret6 years ago
I would become a dullahan! Sonner or later... But guys! That"s cool!

nerdybucket8 years ago
That sounds kind of gross

AssHar7 years ago
I need healing

Susprint9 years ago
It just states that you don't heal from being revived. I doesn't say that bodily functions AFTERWARD don't continue.

TikiPlayz9 years ago
Just look good when you die lol

Clious10 days ago
I can still tell the difference between immortality and being damned to eternal damnation without the possibility of reincarnation.

Prism8 years ago
When will the people here discover the downsides of immortality? Seriously, it is starting to piss me off.

Yusufseleem3 years ago
I"d just go to a hospital and have them patch me up :)

Serendipity8 years ago
First immortality choices lol

BryanCastley7 years ago
As a skater, this would not work at all. I would end up with my shins looking like they"d been in a blender.

Jack_of_ACES8 years ago
SCIENCE THIS BIATCH!!!

DavidAndrei20049 years ago
You will be alive when all other things will be destroyed .

Majin_Snake9 years ago
Well, healing takes time, but when I explode or get burnt or my teacher lets me drown in lava, that could be a problem living as an piece of charcoal or meat.

TEMMIECHAT8 years ago
I laughed to hard at the ending of this.

Odogg675 years ago
Immortality is a cures in the first place. I see no upside

Zhorik8 years ago
ILL BE A SKELETON

XxwolfxX7 years ago
me recordo a jason vhoorhees

Der Deutsche9 years ago
if I died because of bloodloss and i dont heal ill die again and again... not worth it

Jcragon9 years ago
I could be deadpool

DDKitty8 years ago
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freyr3 years ago
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Thymesmoker2 years ago
nah bro actually fell/made one of those stupid "REPOST OR DIE" shit

KhaalidAbusalam8 years ago
i dont like immortality so i hate it that there are so many immortality questions

Acidkitties8 years ago
AAHAHHHHQHH MY LEGS ARE GONE

Miluna7 years ago
cool. I can see how it feels to die, I can stab myself in the heart! I"d never get murdered.

Klewus7 years ago
Just don't die.. Try not to get hurt.. And you live forever..

Loophole man9 years ago
If you die from being shot or something similar, you will die immediately upon waking up because there will still be a hole in your head

Danil448 years ago
Somebody"s been watching to much Torchwood it seems. Poor Jack. And Miracle day was definitely not a miracle.

Not-trumplast year
i need this

Sheerdarth4 years ago
Bro just be a robot

Calamariman7 years ago
Being immortal means u watch all your friends die and don’t die with them

lolda polda kokotek9 years ago
Wtf immorality is stupid cuz you see all of your friends die and then in a few billion years the sun will explode and everybody will die and you will be a sad lonley person flying around in space

SalexxBrown9 years ago
If you're immortal you never die so this makes no sense.

VexaGrimwoe8 years ago
This is so easy. Just avoid getting torn apart by scientists.

kucikuci42 years ago
That would be great if you could regenerate when you want becouse i would have a great costume for halloween

Ardras6 years ago
If wounds don't heal, it means you never stop bleeding. Thus, a simple paper cut is deadly. Thanks, but no thanks.

DaddyDadd8 years ago
I'm going to heaven boi

Roogansan9 years ago
Dr Stein

iTerminator077 years ago
Eww man this stupid

Untraceablelast year
Does this mean you just accumulate bruises until your entire body is purple and sensitive

TristanJohnCanterbury8 years ago
not like u die very often

Justhavingfun9 years ago
I'm Kenny
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