You become immortal, whenever you die you simply wake up a few hours later in your own home and you no longer age
but
You don't heal wounds, every time you wake up you look exactly how you did when you died (severed limbs are crudely reattached though)
I will not


Maharidlast year
There are better immortality offer out there.

rasputin9 years ago
Too frigging many immortality choices...

Mister-E8 years ago
I am now, I am forever
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Dr.L9 years ago
Just don't jump of a building,get hit by a car or anything like that

Rhine Mapping9 years ago
And if you break your leg,you cant walk for ever

martinvalle2898 years ago
Cool I can traumitize kids now. Press.

Crazy_Cat_Lady_28 years ago
Exactly my thouts

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago
what if the world ends and you die in a fiery death, you would die every minute then.

Fedxftw8 years ago
Immortality is horrid

TGGG8 years ago
Plastic Sergey

MaximusThongnuk7 years ago
Hey, I know Sergey. He"s that guy made out of plastic, right?

PlayMoreGames8 years ago
What if someone shot you in the head? You would just be dying forever.

rabndlast year
vegetable human
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GuessWhatChickenButt9 years ago
What if I died peacefully. Like, then I would be fine. Right?

Itawin-win7 years ago
You would be old
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Funkytom4678 years ago
Drive safe, be happy ^^

Chicyloon8 years ago
Who gives a damn,just go to da hospital

Ardras6 years ago
If wounds don't heal, it means you never stop bleeding. Thus, a simple paper cut is deadly. Thanks, but no thanks.

DaddyDadd8 years ago
I'm going to heaven boi

iTerminator077 years ago
Eww man this stupid

Roogansan9 years ago
Dr Stein

Justhavingfun9 years ago
I'm Kenny

Untraceable11 months ago
Does this mean you just accumulate bruises until your entire body is purple and sensitive

TristanJohnCanterbury8 years ago
not like u die very often

SteampunkSorcerer4 years ago
Indont wanna be immortal that would be horrible i would see every care about and love die

The93OMCasket8 years ago
Cybernetics people!

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210727Frake7 years ago
What if you get blown apart by a grenade or get eaten by a tiger

Emeraldking90009 years ago
I don't care i cant die!

Kaminomikan8 years ago
there are better immortality choices out there.

Mr.Cheesecake2 years ago
You better hope your not cremated

Pokecrafter 8 years ago
I don't like immortality.

DaddyDadd8 years ago
I have already done this one wtf

Xrider6 years ago
AMAZING then it won't be a Kenny mccormick scenario

PrejudicedPizza7 years ago
Did you mean: zombie?

TrasHatch9 years ago
halloween is gonna be fun this year. and the next. and the next.

AllieLlama8 years ago
I can SPOOK PEOPLE :0

Snescube9 years ago
So you don't age and are immortal? Just don't die.

zhuhuo30 days ago
什么道诡异仙

Ironsquid1234 years ago
Soon im gonna look like a silent hill monster.

LoganBooker7 years ago
Omg Darth Sion from star wars anybody?

Crazy.anime.girl.lover9 years ago
So if I die drinking bleach?

thewiiugamernorskgaming7 years ago
I dont see a upside

Tetrahydroperoxidelast year
Although it seems like a curse, I am willing to do so.

Jake1748 years ago
I'll look like a mangled ball of flesh in lest then a week

Migdin18 years ago
OMG ITS DEADPOO--- Wait, no it someone else.... OMG WHATS WRONG WITH HIS FACE!!!

MariowiiX9 years ago
Do you feel the pain?

nerdybucket8 years ago
That sounds kind of gross

ProphetofRegret6 years ago
I would become a dullahan! Sonner or later... But guys! That"s cool!

AssHar7 years ago
I need healing

Susprint9 years ago
It just states that you don't heal from being revived. I doesn't say that bodily functions AFTERWARD don't continue.

Prism8 years ago
When will the people here discover the downsides of immortality? Seriously, it is starting to piss me off.

TikiPlayz9 years ago
Just look good when you die lol

Yusufseleem3 years ago
I"d just go to a hospital and have them patch me up :)

Serendipity8 years ago
First immortality choices lol

BryanCastley7 years ago
As a skater, this would not work at all. I would end up with my shins looking like they"d been in a blender.

DavidAndrei20049 years ago
You will be alive when all other things will be destroyed .

Jack_of_ACES7 years ago
SCIENCE THIS BIATCH!!!
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