You become immortal, whenever you die you simply wake up a few hours later in your own home and you no longer age
but
You don't heal wounds, every time you wake up you look exactly how you did when you died (severed limbs are crudely reattached though)
I will not


Maharid2 years ago
There are better immortality offer out there.

rasputin9 years ago
Too frigging many immortality choices...

Mister-E8 years ago
I am now, I am forever
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Dr.L9 years ago
Just don't jump of a building,get hit by a car or anything like that

Rhine Mapping9 years ago
And if you break your leg,you cant walk for ever

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago
what if the world ends and you die in a fiery death, you would die every minute then.

Fedxftw8 years ago
Immortality is horrid

martinvalle2899 years ago
Cool I can traumitize kids now. Press.

Crazy_Cat_Lady_28 years ago
Exactly my thouts

TGGG8 years ago
Plastic Sergey

MaximusThongnuk7 years ago
Hey, I know Sergey. He"s that guy made out of plastic, right?

PlayMoreGames9 years ago
What if someone shot you in the head? You would just be dying forever.

rabndlast year
vegetable human
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GuessWhatChickenButt9 years ago
What if I died peacefully. Like, then I would be fine. Right?

Itawin-win7 years ago
You would be old
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Funkytom4678 years ago
Drive safe, be happy ^^

Chicyloon8 years ago
Who gives a damn,just go to da hospital

210727Frake7 years ago
What if you get blown apart by a grenade or get eaten by a tiger

kranky cakes9 years ago
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Kaminomikan8 years ago
there are better immortality choices out there.

Emeraldking90009 years ago
I don't care i cant die!

Mr.Cheesecake2 years ago
You better hope your not cremated

Pokecrafter 8 years ago
I don't like immortality.

Xrider6 years ago
AMAZING then it won't be a Kenny mccormick scenario

DaddyDadd9 years ago
I have already done this one wtf

TrasHatch9 years ago
halloween is gonna be fun this year. and the next. and the next.

PrejudicedPizza8 years ago
Did you mean: zombie?

zhuhuo3 months ago
什么道诡异仙

AllieLlama8 years ago
I can SPOOK PEOPLE :0

Snescube9 years ago
So you don't age and are immortal? Just don't die.

Ironsquid1234 years ago
Soon im gonna look like a silent hill monster.

LoganBooker7 years ago
Omg Darth Sion from star wars anybody?

thewiiugamernorskgaming8 years ago
I dont see a upside

Crazy.anime.girl.lover9 years ago
So if I die drinking bleach?

MariowiiX9 years ago
Do you feel the pain?

Tetrahydroperoxide2 years ago
Although it seems like a curse, I am willing to do so.

Jake1748 years ago
I'll look like a mangled ball of flesh in lest then a week

Migdin18 years ago
OMG ITS DEADPOO--- Wait, no it someone else.... OMG WHATS WRONG WITH HIS FACE!!!

ProphetofRegret6 years ago
I would become a dullahan! Sonner or later... But guys! That"s cool!

nerdybucket9 years ago
That sounds kind of gross

Susprint9 years ago
It just states that you don't heal from being revived. I doesn't say that bodily functions AFTERWARD don't continue.

AssHar8 years ago
I need healing

TikiPlayz9 years ago
Just look good when you die lol

Clious2 months ago
I can still tell the difference between immortality and being damned to eternal damnation without the possibility of reincarnation.

Prism8 years ago
When will the people here discover the downsides of immortality? Seriously, it is starting to piss me off.

Yusufseleem3 years ago
I"d just go to a hospital and have them patch me up :)

Serendipity8 years ago
First immortality choices lol

BryanCastley7 years ago
As a skater, this would not work at all. I would end up with my shins looking like they"d been in a blender.

Jack_of_ACES8 years ago
SCIENCE THIS BIATCH!!!

DavidAndrei20049 years ago
You will be alive when all other things will be destroyed .

Majin_Snake9 years ago
Well, healing takes time, but when I explode or get burnt or my teacher lets me drown in lava, that could be a problem living as an piece of charcoal or meat.

TEMMIECHAT9 years ago
I laughed to hard at the ending of this.

Odogg675 years ago
Immortality is a cures in the first place. I see no upside

Zhorik8 years ago
ILL BE A SKELETON

XxwolfxX8 years ago
me recordo a jason vhoorhees

Der Deutsche9 years ago
if I died because of bloodloss and i dont heal ill die again and again... not worth it

Jcragon9 years ago
I could be deadpool

inverted21 days ago
But what if im cremated before i wake up or i died from being turned to dust? Am i now dead? Am i alive but somehoe no body???

DDKitty8 years ago
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