Will You Press The Button?

Nameless10 years ago

SMITE THOSE BITCHES!!!!

TédioAbsoluto2 years ago

straight to the point

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ShadowMarco9 years ago

God!Marco"s to do list: -Send a rock made of gold with the origin of the universe written on it with lava -Draw my face in the middle of a city when is raining, using lazers -Tell scientist that i"m real -Try to break a Nokia -Make W.D Gaster real -Have fun blowing plants

ShadowMarco8 years ago

Nokia 3310*

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Icode18 years ago

doesnt say i have to be a good god i can be a huge jerk

Stagetheme1012 10 years ago

I'm already a God and ppl already ask me for shit

Asdasdas7 months ago

y a mi k mas me da hp

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TheRealHville7 years ago

I"d make it into text messages so I can just hit, "Ignore All."

_ATOM_8 years ago

Step 1 - Tell the world that whoever prays to me will either get it"s prares ansewred or die. Step 2 - Kill all who ask for stupid shit.

a_luddy18 years ago

You can't play god

Migdin19 years ago

I just pressed a button about being God

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Same

Indirectk6669 years ago

I will do the Ragnarok.

Indirectk6669 years ago

I do the ragnarok.

JuuzouSuzuya1239 years ago

So I'm Deus

Michael Noble12 years ago

If I'm God, I'm sure I can handle it.

Connor DaBoss Cavanagh12 years ago

SMITE THEM!

Brandon Mackenzie Shuba12 years ago

Bruce Almighty, essentially.

the bitch that kills9 years ago

Same me

Theguywhosaidno8 years ago

I could recreate the world as The Hitch hiker"s guide to the Galaxy that"s be sweet

useless_account10 years ago

If you didn't press the button you didn't think about it long enough. They are faithful, you are their God. Tell them that praying is no longer allowed, command them as their God that from now on, they'll have to work out their own problems.

topazwolf919 years ago

kill kill kill kill kill

dr_knife_moose_m.d2 years ago

I'd use it to corrupt reality so much the world ceases to exist and I can live in peace. I'd grant EVERY WISH no matter how contradictory.

julis39 years ago

Say "as god I say fuk u whores

banana wierd9 years ago

Boi i said no cuz im a Christian i would neber be god

23lindsaam4 years ago

I ain't responsible enough or smart enough to be God. But, then again, supposedly there is no time where he"s at, so you don't have to be ALWAYS listening to people, you could just fit it all in for the day and do what you want.

rololol10 years ago

i dont believe in a god but i dont dissaprove of one

Diety8 years ago

I am a god

bobofett10 years ago

Kill them all

mickeyneedshelp7 years ago

ok but if i"m god do i still have to pay my cable bill?

Samurai_bat10 years ago

But I want to still exist

Eddsworld-Kunz8 years ago

I will smite em

Rand Al'thor12 years ago

If your god you have infinite pacience Excuse the spelling

Kaherpaderp9 years ago

Do it as that guy in the movie Bruce Almighty put it all on a super Op pc in a folder and just set everything to no. ISSUE FIXED!

Chubby-Kitty8 years ago

Downside?

orana3 months ago

you become god no down sides that is what its saying

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I would just give them whatever the fuck they want.

_ATOM_8 years ago

Bruce almighty already did that. It didn't work.

arisa_whatever10 years ago

this reminds me of the movie Bruce Almighty

Finnishasshole4 years ago

i am god i could do whatever i want

Tsundere Vegeta9 years ago

That's what God does anyway so

DomZ1278 years ago

I could make them stop.

jintoya10 years ago

i clicked the button, this means i will NEVER ANSWER ANY PRAYER! its just how god works....not so mysterious ways....or rather, he dosent work.

Uncookedham879 years ago

Bruce almighty

Eyezone8 years ago

Kill em before they ask... god can seeeee.in da futre😉

Sprat11 years ago

I am Loki. You Will Be Ruled! You do not ask your god for things.

Louisamazing9 years ago

kill them

I_Am_Kailyn6 years ago

Yeet

Thecatofnightmares9 years ago

I'd rather be Satan

ErikBernsen7 years ago

Basically like real life god if there is one.

Atomic11110 years ago

I'd actually tell people I exist NOT hide away forever

devinnnc8 years ago

so basically you just switch places with the other god

Lucas F. Paiva12 years ago

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lucas

daniel534310 years ago

Well if i ever need a dump they want it enyway

KrystalleGirl9 years ago

Couldn't you kill all those who pray? I mean; I'm god. I could do.

SmugRock2 years ago

So you just become God?

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