30851 (54%) 26470 (46%)
30851 (54%) people have pressed this button, while 26470 (46%) did not.
You can cure cancer...
but
but you die of lung cancer before you can recieve the treatment.
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XavierBob 10 years ago
Those who didnt do it, keep the button until you are about to die

L_Is_Real_2401 2 years ago
I DONT WANNA DIE XD
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Doomguy 10 years ago
Self sacrifice for the greater good? Sure

Awesomegod4321 9 years ago
40%

Ajrocks567 10 years ago
At the time of this comment, 30% of people are selfish dicks.

Erog 6 years ago
Yes. Yes we are.
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Mobza_Mobzlayer 6 years ago
Hmmm, well I do not have a good immune system, so NOPE NOPE NOPE.

portalmaster 7 years ago
But when? Just gonna die when I'm 100+ then

Kingkappa 8 years ago
It"s funny, I value almost nothing in the world with great value, i gave 75 dollars away a while back after someone gave it to me, yet my greatest fear is dying. Most are opposite.

BagelButtHoles 9 years ago
Heck yeah

TyzikCase 9 years ago
I"s just like Optimus Prime once said, No Sacrifice, No victory!

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago
I'll press it later, minutes from death.

HyperSeymour 10 years ago
No downside at all.

JulianGeckoWasp 5 years ago
Sacrificing yourself for others is a good way to go!

thisguypushes1242 3 years ago
GOD DAMN IT!!! GOD DAMNT !!

Alzoran 8 years ago
I cured Cancer guys, remember me!!!

llogan.endo 10 years ago
That's dumb

TOKOLOHO 3 years ago
OH MY GOD

ButtonsAreHardToNotPress 9 years ago
Like... Why do I need lungs? GILLS HERE I COME

Cosmic_Universe 10 years ago
wouldn't you already be the cure?

sashleobern 10 years ago
fuck off

Double0racle 9 years ago
Don’t try until your on your deathbed, by the rules of this button, you will have solved it right as you die, and the treatment will have been made.

Mommasgirl1100 9 years ago
So.... I didn't cure cancer? ;-;

BagelButtHoles 9 years ago
You idiot you fist didn’t get it in time

kirbstomp 4 years ago
My name is Walter Hartwell White

KoroSensei 10 years ago
Loop hole cure your own cancer.

Ajrocks567 10 years ago
Boi, it said you die before you receive treatment. Sorry, I forgot you can only read every other word.

Alexanderdavidderr 9 years ago
How do you cure cancer then you go to cancer

Derp_face_27 10 years ago
What is the positive? You will die before you can cure everyone...

Diaa_._2008 2 years ago
2024 anyone?

Korinheyy 9 years ago
I really don't care if I die just make sure there will be more Americans that survive so we can beat.........

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

deathmachine50002 9 years ago
Ill take one for the team.

defrostu 10 years ago
While you still live

autistic11 4 years ago
Everyone who pressed the button before techno bladed died are true heroes

thisguypushes1242 3 years ago
I DIDNT!! fuck

Mrdead 10 years ago
Don't be selfish.

John Roland 10 years ago
For the sake of humanity I give my life

Arctik Wolfe 10 years ago
I would as well

GalaticDoge 8 years ago
I'll click the button, but I can't actually die.

purpleshep427 9 years ago
i always wanted to die a martyr

Doxas 10 years ago
You die before you yourself get the treatment. so everyone except for me will still get it

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
You can die as a saviour, a hero and everyone will remember you. B)

Lollilgamerlo 2 years ago
yeah good idea @XavierBob

MartinSoap 6 years ago
if YOU can cure cancer but then die no one will cure cancer because he doesn't say that you DISCOVER how to cure cancer,it says that YOU can cure cancer so it"s pretty useless

Coverrnawx 8 years ago
Self sacrifice for the stupid humanity? Heeeeell no

Ninicool13 10 years ago
Cure cancer but die for it. Whatevs

Ty101 9 years ago
So I die immediately YAY I saved the world but not myself

Smileykjd 3 years ago
I am willing to make a sacrifice for the world

Thekarategamerplays 10 years ago
Courage is not a lack of fear it is acting in spite of it.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
Overpopulation bitchs.

Jayboy312 8 years ago
I would die for people,but this isn't what I have in mind.

skelle 9 years ago
who didn’t press it

Minx_52626 10 years ago
Cure everyone...

Dominique9325 9 years ago
I will never get lung cancer, I don't smoke or do some weird shit like some people do...Burning deodorant and inhaling the fumes.

IHateRacistsAndHomophobs 2 years ago
BOOP button press AT LEAST ILL BE USEFULL!

Luke1871 10 years ago
It doesn't specify age

Damian9303 8 years ago
Why can't I just test it out on myself after making it? What"s preventing me?
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