Will You Press The Button?

Swagyman1239 years ago

Silly Human. Starving children don't have phones

Different-Aangle3 years ago

EXACTLY

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whitelantern13138 years ago

Most starving children are in other counties, so you probably will not understand what they are saying.

Ricky Rathstone12 years ago

its says you have to accept the call, doesnt say i cant hang up once i answer

I_hate_usernaming3 years ago

I agree or u could also not eat

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_Acid8 years ago

Sweet! I love jacking off before a meal!

TalonG10 months ago

Fucking spat at my monitor jesus christ please stop being this funny

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Arthur_Sarue8 years ago

$36.5K a year is still better than I get at work. Just donate my paycheck to the various starving kids.

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

or make contented, full, chewing sounds over the phone and dont donate.

Jorsin Alkestes12 years ago

Yeah, I'd do this. I'd even offer to keep the kid on the line while I chewed loudly and made contented noises.

Hysteria5 years ago

gotta admire the sense of humor though

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Cameron Joseph Lentz12 years ago

That means I could give more of my normal income to charity. And the starving child could tell me where to send it.

VictoriaJackson7 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking!

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ava_the_bear8 years ago

It doesn't say I achy spend other money that I earn on other people

ava_the_bear8 years ago

Can't*

Allllammas8 years ago

Why does a starving child even have a phone?

Anonymous_Guy8 years ago

wait if i can only spend it on myself how would i give the child money???

Jeffrey Scott Bouchard12 years ago

Where the hell is this starving kid getting the time and money to make all of these calls? Maybe he should be busy procuring food.

Rachel Gonzalez12 years ago

it also doesnt say i have to give a shit

TOP-SHESH8 years ago

You see kiddos this is the type of man that does something despite people telling him no. We call those heros.

DeVonna White12 years ago

It says i can only spend the money on myself not that i cant invite the child over then feed them

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

tlet him starve. Who cares.

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

Am I the only one wondering why a starving child has enough money for a phone or at least a phone call, but doesn't use it for food instead?

Catsheep Lopez12 years ago

Get a separate bank account for your own money to send to the starving children.

Marko Antonio RodrÃguez Padilla12 years ago

DO EET!

Lee H-c12 years ago

that means i have all my other disposable income to spend on a starving child...

Ey124583 years ago

Wait why do they have phones and not food?

NoTengoNombre1269 years ago

Why not¡? i dont see a downside here...

The Last Thursday9 years ago

Can I immediately disconnect?

Boy34657 years ago

Convert the money to gold and spend on whatever the heck you want because it"s not the money directly collected from the button press

Loopiloop9 years ago

Just kill the pour 3/4 of world population.

beta10 years ago

I don't need a phone...or 100 dollars.

Arcangel9 years ago

No downside love to help staving children

HristoMihailov8 years ago

Plot twist starving childs dont have phones or they will eat them

AC Cross9 years ago

Just put the phone on mute as soon as you hear the voice

Koten McFilms12 years ago

So you become nice. Wheres the downside?

CrazyRender8 years ago

I don't care the "starving kids" die all in hell, (starving kids) and yea, i dont have heart e.e

SuperSonicDimensions9 years ago

That is just mean.

SossMan5 years ago

Just use the money from your bank account to use in bills, food, etc. for yourself then use other money through your job or something for other people or charity.

Octonocto9 years ago

you can use the money for yourself only. so i'd just answer the phone, say hi and tell the kid i can't give them money cos some weird magic made me only spend it for myself and hang up then feast on my super hamburgers

18ferran9 years ago

*answers and hangs up*

David Poulton12 years ago

For many people, donating money to charity is more about their ego than the cause.

Demonic_Wolf8 years ago

I'd have up on first ring

Alexiana9 years ago

What even

Toxicgreen7 years ago

You dont have to talk to them

Magnus_Bane9 years ago

Where does it say you actually have to care?

Lenrox9 years ago

U can give other money to kids

KarthickPranav8 years ago

Man, SAVAGE

Epicdude9179 years ago

No

LDeadPool109 years ago

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Nico37 years ago

Presses button… Set up dining table… received a phone call… Starving child call… I hang up… The next day… About to eat breakfast… Received a FaceTime call from the starving child… Declines call… Turns off phone… #Loophole turn off your phone LOL