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Swagyman123 11 years ago

Silly Human. Starving children don't have phones

KimiMiku 7 months ago

Thats EXCATLY right brooooo

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whitelantern1313 10 years ago

Most starving children are in other counties, so you probably will not understand what they are saying.

Ricky Rathstone 13 years ago

its says you have to accept the call, doesnt say i cant hang up once i answer

I_hate_usernaming 5 years ago

I agree or u could also not eat

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_Acid 9 years ago

Sweet! I love jacking off before a meal!

TalonG 2 years ago

Fucking spat at my monitor jesus christ please stop being this funny

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Arthur_Sarue 9 years ago

$36.5K a year is still better than I get at work. Just donate my paycheck to the various starving kids.

Jorsin Alkestes 13 years ago

Yeah, I'd do this. I'd even offer to keep the kid on the line while I chewed loudly and made contented noises.

Hysteria 6 years ago

gotta admire the sense of humor though

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TheNamesCornflake 10 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

TheNamesCornflake 10 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

or make contented, full, chewing sounds over the phone and dont donate.

Cameron Joseph Lentz 13 years ago

That means I could give more of my normal income to charity. And the starving child could tell me where to send it.

VictoriaJackson 8 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking!

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Jeffrey Scott Bouchard 13 years ago

Where the hell is this starving kid getting the time and money to make all of these calls? Maybe he should be busy procuring food.

ava_the_bear 9 years ago

It doesn't say I achy spend other money that I earn on other people

ava_the_bear 9 years ago

Can't*

Allllammas 9 years ago

Why does a starving child even have a phone?

Anonymous_Guy 10 years ago

wait if i can only spend it on myself how would i give the child money???

Rachel Gonzalez 13 years ago

it also doesnt say i have to give a shit

TOP-SHESH 10 years ago

You see kiddos this is the type of man that does something despite people telling him no. We call those heros.

DeVonna White 13 years ago

It says i can only spend the money on myself not that i cant invite the child over then feed them

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

tlet him starve. Who cares.

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

Am I the only one wondering why a starving child has enough money for a phone or at least a phone call, but doesn't use it for food instead?

Catsheep Lopez 13 years ago

Get a separate bank account for your own money to send to the starving children.

Marko Antonio RodrÃguez Padilla 13 years ago

DO EET!

Lee H-c 13 years ago

that means i have all my other disposable income to spend on a starving child...

Cycer_Jiniteimei_douyin 8 months ago

我一接就挂

Teshima 10 years ago

Doesn't say i can't send him/her food

AtomicToenail12 11 years ago

Starving kids Dont have phones I assume

Sansthecomic357 8 years ago

Thats messed up.allyou people who said yes only thinking about yourself are extremely fucked up

Totyjoe 10 years ago

Accept the call then turn your sound all the way down

roflman33 11 years ago

I would give half my money to him every day!

RedstoneHoe 11 years ago

Yoe coud talk to Childrens and make them Happy bevor they die.

Matteo Khoubani 13 years ago

idgaf

GDDeathBarrier 8 years ago

1. My phone cannot be turned on anymore (it broke) 2. how come starving child have phone

Thundahgolem 11 years ago

Well, I'll use that 100 dollars for my living needs and donate some of my job money.

Deacon Hall 11 years ago

Way too depressing, even if I can help said starving child.

Allie54321 9 years ago

I would donate some to charity

Allie54321 9 years ago

Or I would sell my house and food then charity because that is spending the money on me

PHILIPPINE_SONE 11 years ago

Good dilemma

Jerry Blaschuk 13 years ago

but you can only spend it on yourself

FoxCollectsRocks 2 years ago

I can just donate the money to helping those kids

Whompingwillowwhynot 11 years ago

If it's only for yourself, can't you send them food so they stop calling you for your own good?

AlanPrower 10 years ago

I eat once a day

BlazoBoom 11 years ago

That is so sad ): and annoying cuz I snack all the time and the calls would irritate me while I am trying to play Minecraft

Coolman86 5 years ago

This is the second time I have gotten this

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

Well that's fucking selfish...

Mr.Reader 11 years ago

It never said when you could hang up

SelaseMensah 9 years ago

No one cares for charity

Chimichanga 11 years ago

I can tell them where I live and we share a meal :)

cathrin199 12 years ago

Don't say that you need to listen the kid so win/win

mntp1907 Premium 7 years ago

So you"re telling me that those kids can afford a phone call rather than buy some food?

Silver Wolf 10 years ago

Ya know, just to be fair, I'm going to make load chewing sounds while mexand you both speak about your countrie's inabillity to feed you normally, and make sure kid that ya don't hang up or I'll tell your owner how fucking bad these nikes you made in China are.

Ellisboy223 11 years ago

i would just send money to the kid. problem solved

MGGoku 9 years ago

Just tell him, "ILL GIVE U THE FOOD NOW LEAVE"

El Muerto 11 years ago

Break my phone.

Bruno Santillan 13 years ago

Spend it on feeling better about yourself

djcoletheboss 10 years ago

It says i HAVE to spend the money mot NEED to

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