Will You Press The Button?

Swagyman1239 years ago

Silly Human. Starving children don't have phones

Different-Aangle3 years ago

EXACTLY

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whitelantern13138 years ago

Most starving children are in other counties, so you probably will not understand what they are saying.

Ricky Rathstone12 years ago

its says you have to accept the call, doesnt say i cant hang up once i answer

I_hate_usernaming4 years ago

I agree or u could also not eat

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_Acid8 years ago

Sweet! I love jacking off before a meal!

TalonGlast year

Fucking spat at my monitor jesus christ please stop being this funny

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Arthur_Sarue8 years ago

$36.5K a year is still better than I get at work. Just donate my paycheck to the various starving kids.

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

or make contented, full, chewing sounds over the phone and dont donate.

Jorsin Alkestes12 years ago

Yeah, I'd do this. I'd even offer to keep the kid on the line while I chewed loudly and made contented noises.

Hysteria5 years ago

gotta admire the sense of humor though

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Cameron Joseph Lentz12 years ago

That means I could give more of my normal income to charity. And the starving child could tell me where to send it.

VictoriaJackson7 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking!

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ava_the_bear8 years ago

It doesn't say I achy spend other money that I earn on other people

ava_the_bear8 years ago

Can't*

Allllammas8 years ago

Why does a starving child even have a phone?

Anonymous_Guy8 years ago

wait if i can only spend it on myself how would i give the child money???

Jeffrey Scott Bouchard12 years ago

Where the hell is this starving kid getting the time and money to make all of these calls? Maybe he should be busy procuring food.

Rachel Gonzalez12 years ago

it also doesnt say i have to give a shit

TOP-SHESH8 years ago

You see kiddos this is the type of man that does something despite people telling him no. We call those heros.

DeVonna White12 years ago

It says i can only spend the money on myself not that i cant invite the child over then feed them

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

tlet him starve. Who cares.

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

Am I the only one wondering why a starving child has enough money for a phone or at least a phone call, but doesn't use it for food instead?

Catsheep Lopez12 years ago

Get a separate bank account for your own money to send to the starving children.

Marko Antonio RodrÃguez Padilla12 years ago

DO EET!

Lee H-c12 years ago

that means i have all my other disposable income to spend on a starving child...

thedragonof10heads2 years ago

hear me out here... you hang up every time imediately (not necessary but better for your mental health) then donate the money to a charity, leading to tax write-off of 365k (or i might just be dumb) so you are a good person and profit the same

iron Pheonix9 years ago

MEAL, not snack, just use some of the money to get chips or something and just snack

LDeadPool109 years ago

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AF7 years ago

Technically, if I spend it on charity I spend it on myself because it helps my conscience.

kindjarl9 years ago

you cruel people

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Oxymoronslayer8 years ago

I don't eat often and that money would be going to those children so when I eat in would feel good knowing that I'm helping

Oxymoronslayer8 years ago

Didn't read that my bad but that money could replace the money I would get from working that I would spend on things like food and housing which then my own money could be spent helping those kids

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theshadow99299 years ago

Lol

Panifex8 years ago

This kid is starving because of all the telephone calls that could be replaced by getting food

MClover :D9 years ago

So the only downside is I can only sPend the Money on myself

Yahchanan11 years ago

If the kid can afford a phone he can go sell it for food.

sammita_juku8 years ago

Use the hundred on myself, give some of my normal income to charity. There easy.

tongereva9 years ago

The $100 would free up $100 dollars I already possessed and can spend on what I like, allowing me to assuage my guilt by donating if I chose.

Eyad_moh5 years ago

Why you must hurt me in this way?

ThePaulDude9 years ago

I could tell them to get lost then hang up, yes I know, I'm evil but so what, calls like that are annoying anyway.

Reymax10 years ago

Invest money in my own company that help that child

VOLCANOES89 years ago

Who says the starving child isn't me? I get hungry easily.

Mudek7 years ago

NO FUCKING DOWNSIDE

Emmers20069 years ago

A starving child? *feeds child when child asks for food,even if its annoying*

NateG10 years ago

I'm very sensitive for the poor, so I'll just give $50 to the kid I call... Wait! How can the kid even afford a phone 0_o

DlakeGaming588 years ago

You Can't Accept The Call If You Don't Have a Phone

leweirdo9 years ago

wait. the kid is starving so that probably means he has no money either. but if he has no money and no food, how is he then able to call me?

Callum Petch12 years ago

"Hi Abdul how's it going? Oh that's good. How was your day? Your mother starved to death? Oh no, that's terrible. Me? Oh, y'know, I'm a hundred dollars richer. Again."