Will You Press The Button?

sam_the_spooky_fan12 months ago

i would accept and then hang up immediately

Swagyman1239 years ago

Silly Human. Starving children don't have phones

Different-Aangle3 years ago

EXACTLY

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whitelantern13138 years ago

Most starving children are in other counties, so you probably will not understand what they are saying.

Ricky Rathstone12 years ago

its says you have to accept the call, doesnt say i cant hang up once i answer

I_hate_usernaming4 years ago

I agree or u could also not eat

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_Acid8 years ago

Sweet! I love jacking off before a meal!

TalonGlast year

Fucking spat at my monitor jesus christ please stop being this funny

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Arthur_Sarue8 years ago

$36.5K a year is still better than I get at work. Just donate my paycheck to the various starving kids.

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

SansTheSkeleton048 years ago

or make contented, full, chewing sounds over the phone and dont donate.

Jorsin Alkestes12 years ago

Yeah, I'd do this. I'd even offer to keep the kid on the line while I chewed loudly and made contented noises.

Hysteria5 years ago

gotta admire the sense of humor though

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Cameron Joseph Lentz12 years ago

That means I could give more of my normal income to charity. And the starving child could tell me where to send it.

VictoriaJackson7 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking!

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ava_the_bear8 years ago

It doesn't say I achy spend other money that I earn on other people

ava_the_bear8 years ago

Can't*

Allllammas8 years ago

Why does a starving child even have a phone?

Anonymous_Guy9 years ago

wait if i can only spend it on myself how would i give the child money???

Jeffrey Scott Bouchard12 years ago

Where the hell is this starving kid getting the time and money to make all of these calls? Maybe he should be busy procuring food.

Rachel Gonzalez12 years ago

it also doesnt say i have to give a shit

TOP-SHESH8 years ago

You see kiddos this is the type of man that does something despite people telling him no. We call those heros.

DeVonna White12 years ago

It says i can only spend the money on myself not that i cant invite the child over then feed them

SansTheSkeleton048 years ago

tlet him starve. Who cares.

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

Am I the only one wondering why a starving child has enough money for a phone or at least a phone call, but doesn't use it for food instead?

Catsheep Lopez12 years ago

Get a separate bank account for your own money to send to the starving children.

Marko Antonio RodrÃguez Padilla12 years ago

DO EET!

Lee H-c12 years ago

that means i have all my other disposable income to spend on a starving child...

BOTTON9685 years ago

Answer say u have nothing then hang up

Chronus Lord Of Shadows9 years ago

"If you got a phone, sell it and buy some food!"

MinecraftMooAnn10 years ago

I can spend on my interest in helping starving people!

MsFeminist8 years ago

This is horrendous, why... why would you do this? You can't donate money or hangup the phone. You hear this childs voice or see the name, how could you live with this on your conscience?

SansTheSkeleton048 years ago

It doesnt say you cant hang up right after you accept it. Also, who cares abot them? Chances are u dont know them. And if you"re that much of a bitch, use ur regular money you make anyway and donate THAT money to charity. Obvious loopholes.

El Muerto9 years ago

And if you don't have a phone...

Ronald Verzaal12 years ago

accept call, hang up directly.

Scamdean9 years ago

I could send my own money to charity though

ActualDemon10 years ago

send the starving child 100 dollars for food

Whammerist59 years ago

I know I'm a horrible person... but I'd just hang up xD

Jake Dunning12 years ago

Donate money to make YOURSELF feel better. Boom. You are welcome, Mabutu.

livvy_bird9 years ago

Good thing I'm already rich. (In the world of willyoupressthebutton.com anyways.)

KajaSyrka10 years ago

oh my god, people, you want to listen to voice of a starving child every time before you eat?! You heartless brutes...

Shagson687 years ago

Now downside, just don’t talk about the food

Shagson687 years ago

Also it didn’t say how long the call had to be

Kozuto9 years ago

YAY! No downside!

~Wave~length~10 years ago

Just reading this made me sad.

thedragonof10heads2 years ago

hear me out here... you hang up every time imediately (not necessary but better for your mental health) then donate the money to a charity, leading to tax write-off of 365k (or i might just be dumb) so you are a good person and profit the same

iron Pheonix9 years ago

MEAL, not snack, just use some of the money to get chips or something and just snack

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AF7 years ago

Technically, if I spend it on charity I spend it on myself because it helps my conscience.

kindjarl9 years ago

you cruel people

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Oxymoronslayer8 years ago

I don't eat often and that money would be going to those children so when I eat in would feel good knowing that I'm helping

Oxymoronslayer8 years ago

Didn't read that my bad but that money could replace the money I would get from working that I would spend on things like food and housing which then my own money could be spent helping those kids

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