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Swagyman1239 years ago

Silly Human. Starving children don't have phones

Different-Aangle3 years ago

EXACTLY

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whitelantern13138 years ago

Most starving children are in other counties, so you probably will not understand what they are saying.

Ricky Rathstone12 years ago

its says you have to accept the call, doesnt say i cant hang up once i answer

I_hate_usernaming4 years ago

I agree or u could also not eat

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_Acid8 years ago

Sweet! I love jacking off before a meal!

TalonG11 months ago

Fucking spat at my monitor jesus christ please stop being this funny

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Arthur_Sarue8 years ago

$36.5K a year is still better than I get at work. Just donate my paycheck to the various starving kids.

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

"spend on myself" :a donation has been made in your name of $100 to a starving child here is the number to contact said child: (you call the child every day before every meal to remind them its going to be ok)

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

or make contented, full, chewing sounds over the phone and dont donate.

Jorsin Alkestes12 years ago

Yeah, I'd do this. I'd even offer to keep the kid on the line while I chewed loudly and made contented noises.

Hysteria5 years ago

gotta admire the sense of humor though

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Cameron Joseph Lentz12 years ago

That means I could give more of my normal income to charity. And the starving child could tell me where to send it.

VictoriaJackson7 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking!

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ava_the_bear8 years ago

It doesn't say I achy spend other money that I earn on other people

ava_the_bear8 years ago

Can't*

Allllammas8 years ago

Why does a starving child even have a phone?

Anonymous_Guy8 years ago

wait if i can only spend it on myself how would i give the child money???

Jeffrey Scott Bouchard12 years ago

Where the hell is this starving kid getting the time and money to make all of these calls? Maybe he should be busy procuring food.

Rachel Gonzalez12 years ago

it also doesnt say i have to give a shit

TOP-SHESH8 years ago

You see kiddos this is the type of man that does something despite people telling him no. We call those heros.

DeVonna White12 years ago

It says i can only spend the money on myself not that i cant invite the child over then feed them

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

tlet him starve. Who cares.

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

Am I the only one wondering why a starving child has enough money for a phone or at least a phone call, but doesn't use it for food instead?

Catsheep Lopez12 years ago

Get a separate bank account for your own money to send to the starving children.

Marko Antonio RodrÃguez Padilla12 years ago

DO EET!

Lee H-c12 years ago

that means i have all my other disposable income to spend on a starving child...

Kylo10367 years ago

That would be funny for me. Win Win! Sociopath rule

KarmaNeko9 years ago

You assume I have a heart, when in reality, I shall just hang up after accepting the call

Jagerbaumbastic10 years ago

*picks up phone then hangs it back up*

DerpyKitten8 years ago

I'll find the child and give it the meal. The comments who are being assholes to kids need to become those kids and treated like that. Assholes.

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

*yawn* Just shutup. I bet describing the food to him will make him realize "Oh wait! I can sell this phone in my hand and stop buying chargers and service and buy food! Whoa!" So. Shutup.

Goerga Bush9 years ago

lol just accept then get rid of the call

Ghost_stories4 months ago

I’d say “fuck u” to the kid and hang up

t.eague9 years ago

If you transfer your money from one bank account to another does that count as "spending"? ALSO what of someone has access to you bank account. They can take that money out and spend it on anything for anyone.

tnt_ethan9 years ago

Simple hang up before the starving kid can say anything ... 100$ please

JediOswald8 years ago

Immediatley hang that bitch up

Superminiguy9 years ago

I myself don't have a phone,soooo.

100packetsofketchup3 years ago

YES. I WOULD ANSWER AND TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT I WAS EATING BEFORE I START EATING INTO MY MIC

Riley151689 years ago

What's the downside, I get to upset a starving child

TheNameThatIsDaevy9 years ago

Then I would simply squire money without the bank account and give it to them

l_bin397 years ago

Will they from Africa? I'm afraid they can't go to my home.

Squid11059 years ago

Just turn your phone off... #loopholes

Sudokori 10 years ago

So I spend the 100$ on myself to keep living expenses wayyyyyyy down. That shit is 36,500$ a year added on to monthly income. I could use my regular income to help the starving child if my consiense gets a hold of me.

Patricia085 years ago

You can use other money to help them.

Potato1119 years ago

Im just gonna hang up immediately I answer. No downside now.

Ocyrusvirus9 years ago

Damn that's cold

unicornpotter8 years ago

I will acept the calls I mean it dosent makes sense why does he has a cell phone and dosent haves to eat i really dont understand

Alarju9 years ago

deal! The children call will make me more selfless, so even if i can't use the money for charity, since i can only spend on me, i can use it to make more money, money free from that rule, and then i can use it for charity.