You are good looking and successful.
but
Your work is in sewers and your sense of smell is intact.
I will not


Temnai9 years ago
Technically water drainage systems are still sewers so you could just work in one of those. They don't really smell bad. Boom.

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
Cleaning sewers is actually a really well paying job. Their yearly income is is between 240 thousand and 360 thousand dollars. That income is around the equivalent of being a doctor.

meatloave20 days ago
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Grace-Jordan Rennolds12 years ago
how are you successful if you work in a goddamned sewer?

honor4 years ago
please tell me one person that said "Im a successful sewer worker" no no one .... i rest my case
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Snakeeyes9 years ago
Sense of smell isn't intact for long! Fight me, brick wall!

Migdin18 years ago
*5 seconds later* YOUR SMELL IS NO LONGER INTACT.

Assassith9 years ago
Cut off nose and put it in a flowery field. It'll still smell just not sewage.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
you"re still going to smell the sewage because the smell receptors are in your brain. if you cut off your nose, it"s not part of you any more. you won't smell through that part of your nose any more than you can smell through a remote control or something.

Squad Mom Haise9 years ago
My sense of smell is very sensitive, I wouldn't be able to handle.

Fang12127 years ago
my sense of smell can only barely smell the worst smells, e.g. EXTREMELY faint smell of vomit

Hyltran7 years ago
Mario

spirit_of_fire7 years ago
ALL HAIL THE LORD OF THE SEWERS!!!

SugarHype1318 years ago
I dont look good? I LOK GR8.

MapleUndertale20169 years ago
1st I don't HAVE a job yet 2nd just move jobs if you have one

Kurosh Golshan12 years ago
You could be a world class assassin/thief, gaining access to special areas via sewer.

viktormn9 years ago
SO AC3

Antonio Novoa-castillo12 years ago
ever heard of a gas mask?the also remove bad smells And if that doesn't work FREBREEZ BOMBS

smileyrester8 years ago
its spelled "Febreze"
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Carmila Fuentes Manuel12 years ago
Microbiologists have the option to work in sewers, and make a lot of money doing it.

CoolericaHR9 years ago
Đćžčļjř

Butterbuff 11 years ago
How exactly can you be successful at a sewer

KaiR7 years ago
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!! :D

Devstar20007 years ago
My work is in sewers... A company that works building and maintaining sewers... I'm the CEO and I don't go anywhere near the sewers themselves. I'm successful AND have a great sense of smell :D

Giantelephantseal8 years ago
If only nose pegs existed...

Blackdog277210 years ago
That describes my work place its crappy bo do psh

HotSauceBear10 years ago
ibodebibo, I lol'd

23lindsaam5 years ago
So people like you because you"re good looking and successful but they"re also never gonna date you because you work in a sewer and you smell like it.

Nubbins2447 years ago
Just quit and become an actor or something

mlgmaster9 years ago
i like trains

Loophole man9 years ago
And I like weed and your comment

Taufiq Stay Bossin12 years ago
gas mask..

Honk Honk9 years ago
I could use a gas mask........

Slywolf10 years ago
So what you would get used to the smell

DJ Duck9 years ago
I'll work as a bartender cuz they pay well called a sewer

Butterbuff 11 years ago
How exactly can you be successful at a sewer

bodiezane6 years ago
Gas mask...

Jacobwwhite7 years ago
Jokes on you. Im already good looking and successful.

Jacobwwhite7 years ago
@degenerate oooohh interesting.
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ZachariahReeves8 years ago
Ill always know when im smelly

Sir. Snarlington10 years ago
Just lose the nose

ceering9910 years ago
If I'm successful then why would I work there? Just hire others to.

Moda9 years ago
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DJ Duck9 years ago
Calm down

luke11 years ago
Wait, "intact" means it is not broken so where is there a downside?

matk29119 years ago
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MrUnknown958 years ago
Are you good looking in the sewer?

tukboss10 years ago
ur not successful if u work in the sewers

Migdin18 years ago
If im successful and live in the sewers and i an good looking, i am obviously a beautiful ninja turtke

SmartBoi75 years ago
If I'm successful, I successfully escape sinister mangle and get to meet her if I'm in the sewers.

KingMickey9 years ago
If u smell like a sewer u aren't complete

SomebodyElse.Com10 years ago
You can change work!

The tenth doctor9 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/227146

JsBtowsknj7 years ago
como lo pongo en español

Mai-chan8 years ago
I name my company SEWERS and tell my employees it must always smell of lavender or peppermint.

simontodd10 years ago
i already am good looking and successful

KingMickey9 years ago
Yeah right

Daniel9099 years ago
I dont c how u could be successful in a sewer.

ShadowShaper8 years ago
Cleaning sewers is actually a really well paying job. Their yearly income is is between 240 thousand and 360 thousand dollars. That income is around the equivalent of being a doctor.

inkredeble10 years ago
It's intact? Wear a fucking mask or something to cover up your mouth and nose, you're successful so this means you have the money to get whatever you want doesn't it?

lewis04283 years ago
Never said i couldn’t quit
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