33154 (36%) 60114 (64%)
33154 (36%) people have pressed this button, while 60114 (64%) did not.
You gain the ability to communicate with animals
but
You lose the ability to communicate with people
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 10 months ago
Thats sdark and stwisted and Sevilla

ThatOneDude(Utube) 11 years ago
This is a paradox. People are animals

WaterFlame92 8 years ago
Then get back I'm your cage
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bleeding_rage 10 years ago
lol. never had the ability to talk to humans anyway

Conman8989 9 years ago
OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND

Jacob Feldman 13 years ago
People are technically animals

Dark22 6 years ago
47 years ago?
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ChristopherHargreaves 9 years ago
People suck. Animals rule. Of course I"d press the button!

Drearpine53428 9 years ago
Fuck humams. Humans are terrible organisms. I"d rather be friends with a bear than to speak with a himan.

RebornLT 11 years ago
I would teach the animal to speak English so I could use it as a translator

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago
well they could not fully translate it, not cause there dumb, but cause some sounds cannot be made by them and are nessesary for speaking
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ApocalypseGamer 9 years ago
People are mammals

KenJen6420 9 years ago
Animals have better conversations anyways

KubGirl14 9 years ago
I already have sucky people skills, so not too much of a change.

MegaDoge 9 years ago
Me too cuz imma dinosaur ha ha ha!

Ananas 9 years ago
I wasn't good at communicating with people anyway

Birdie73 9 years ago
I see no downside

Glenn_the_dragoon 10 years ago
That"s OK people are horrible anyway

masterDoge 10 years ago
OMG I AM GOING TO BE A HALF ANIMAL I LOVE ANIMALS I SOOOOO WANT TO TALK TO ANIMALS

MegaDoge 9 years ago
Obviously. Mr.Doge master.Wait I'm also a Doge dude
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Agent_JJ 10 years ago
EASY all you have to do is talk to a horse then go to a horse wisperer(sorry for bad spelling) then the horse thingy tells eeryone and becomes your translater

bluescreech 10 years ago
Parrots

Magickat 10 years ago
people are animals. we're mammals. and a lot of people thing we came from monkeys. yaaay, loophole!!

utrarafat 10 years ago
humans are animals

qwertylion 10 years ago
People r animals

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago
People are animals so yeh

PrettyCoolDoge 9 years ago
People are animals and you could learn sighn language 😊

Zoologybitch 9 years ago
Fuck humans I wanna have a intelligent conversation with my amputee refugee dog

Twentydunsmolbeans 9 years ago
People are animals so HA FLUCK OFF I DO WHAT I WANT SCREW PEOPLE

XxThanosCarxX 8 years ago
I don't see how the one bad word in your comment, you misspelled. How? Fluk isn't even an English word, so you can't even blame autocorrect now. Huh?!?!?

Uidiot1154 9 years ago
I can write shit down

CaileeHines 9 years ago
So guys I speak fluent Orca

MegaDoge 9 years ago
I speak fluent Dinosaur. And my school mascot is an orca.

CreeperWanabe 10 years ago
TARZAN!

MegaDoge 9 years ago
Nice profile picture dude imma dinosaur so that is just awesome.

RainbowKitty 10 years ago
And the downside is what?

Preethi George 13 years ago
That's okay ;D People aren't very interesting anyway

GhostTuber68 9 years ago
The only human that is interesting is me. Nahh just kidding
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Renee Wallace 13 years ago
I am 100% fine with that

Josh Perry 13 years ago
downside?

Dalek-Of-Gallifrey 10 years ago
BYE IM OFF TO TALK WITH ANIMALS SO LONG LOSERS!!!

qh1730 11 years ago
Well animals are dumb as f*ck and so are people so.....:/

Furious Finch 11 years ago
I'll find an animal that can replicate human speech and tell them to tell humans what I want them to know.

PopMoos 11 years ago
Were Animals

pitaden 12 years ago
Who needs humans when you have cats?

Ghost buster22 10 years ago
U can write notes or use sign language

Nyeh 9 years ago
I'm just gonna speak with pugs and cats for the rest of mah life

Connor89 10 years ago
Parrot as a translator, duh

2dmenareallineed 5 years ago
i dont talk to real people anyway UwU

d0minic777 11 years ago
Yeah I agree people are anoying

DanA20 11 years ago
I love animals more than any Human in the world (Besides family), so this is a win win situation to me

BatmanIam 8 years ago
Humans are animals

kapeo 11 years ago
wtf 36% pressed it?

Snayperskya 10 years ago
Humans are animals, if you believe in evolution, I guess.

Baenana 11 years ago
Aren't humans animals?

tehhypergamer 11 years ago
I think this dilema is trying to exclude humans despite them being animals. But honestly I wanna talk to the other animals, not humans.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Why would you want to be Dr Dolittle? Animals live boring lives.

Kitkatkatie2004 11 years ago
Humans are animals so its pretty obvious

chopical 10 years ago
i never F***ing like people anyways

Maharid 2 years ago
As others pointed out peoples are animals so the con is invalidated.

TheVeryNiceGuyCZ 11 years ago
To be honest, most people act like animals already
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