Will You Press The Button?

mpregtruther2 months ago

I will creathe the baby blueest meth that ever exister with jesse's ice magic, and you will buy it and and consunme it, it is cold as ice and trhat's whi it's baby blue

Yoshikage3 years ago

Death Note, i would give it to my friend and he do all work for me.

pttg3 years ago

Cancer cure? Boom. Housing situation? Fixed. World hunger? Solved. Universal basic income? You know it baby! Who the fuck even CARES about loopholes with all the good you could do!!

OPOSSUM_3 years ago

Sell some Recreational™ McNukes™ and watch the world burn

sonicj018 years ago

create a wish granting machine, create a robot that does whatever i want to do, im not telling it what to do it does whatever i want to do at that moment, and i get it to use the wish machine to wish that the downside didnt affect me

Paul Gardner12 years ago

create diamonds; sell diamonds

botlecap8 years ago

Diamonds are inherently worthless.

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LeonShadowblade9 years ago

Wait specifi "use" Like what I mean is ammmm....a....how do I put it....I mean like....hmm....can I fuck it?

gamandy10 months ago

THATS USING IT (sorry caps lock)

scrub4209 years ago

i will creat a machine that creates a device that allowes me to use my own creations

TrollerXXL9 years ago

But you can't use the machine

Dk_the_gr89 years ago

sell sell sell

Rapture9 years ago

Used in trade / used to make money

Marisa Kirisame12 years ago

I'd honestly help humanity with this power,

Billy_Kaplan3 years ago

Yeah yeah sersi

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Chris Hurd12 years ago

Poison Pills...

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Fuck that"s dark.

Jonathan Peiffer12 years ago

Just invent stuff that surely will lead to others inventing the cool stuff. Like, inventing the one thing that makes them come up with how to invent time travel, without actually inventing time travel.

Xhylos9 years ago

Create blueprints and the materials have someone build it for you :D

Rebecca Phillips12 years ago

Kinda sucks if you invented the cure for cancer.. then got cancer

Dk_the_gr89 years ago

someone can use it on you

Zuccinin Cham-Sparr12 years ago

A perfect partner.. If she wanted me I wouldn't be using her..

Kalle Mohammad Aloui12 years ago

Cure against the worst thing ever. The common COLD!!!!!

Turk Tyson12 years ago

I invented a disease that killed all humans....looks like ill be chillin with the dead tonight.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Jeez, what are you? Dr money from presentable liberty?

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Alex Hickey12 years ago

im mean I don't have cancer but it doesn't mean I cant help others that do

The Sinful Samurai9 years ago

Create something that can create whatever you want. Use what it creates. Win.

CaptainMorgan174 years ago

Just create something, tell someone how to do it too and boom you can use it because u didnt create it

Randomguynuberwhoevencares8 years ago

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AvitPandey7 years ago

Whoever made this question is stupid

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

I don't have to...

hatgirl52529 years ago

Create L, can't use L . . . . does that mean that I can't use him to do stuff for me but we can still have a relationship lasting forever, or does that mean that I can never touch and talk to him? I'll interoperate it as I can never use him to do stuff for me.

TorrentialChaosslast year

No point

Piotr Grochowski10 years ago

I will create things that are not creations!

Tangimellow8 years ago

Invent a time machine,use it to make you not press the button,sell the machine-boom

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Error 101: /"use it to make you not press button"/ loophole denied.

grobgel3 years ago

Make a thing inventor inventor, get someone else to use it, use the thing inventor

KawaiiNeko4d23 years ago

Aha Bill Wurtz fan :)

onion bot10 years ago

I could be a quadrillion-air

1mGenius8 years ago

Seeing as a lot of my creations kill people I'm fine not being behind the wheel

TGMAlex 9 years ago

If you can't use the thinks you make then what's the point of building them

Mikealike1018 years ago

First I would get a time machine Then I would get a guy to build it for me Problem solved

erik svrn9 years ago

Create black hole destroyers Universe saved

Jsem-Nikdo6 years ago

"I guide others to that which I cannot possess..."

xxXn00bslayerXxx9 years ago

creates a machine that can replicate anything

Bcc71307 years ago

Get someone else to use it for you

TizwigTFC8 years ago

Create someone to create things for you

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Creates stuff for you = you"re using it because it creates stuff for YOU

iForgotHowToHuman9 years ago

Create cars sell them Buspburpcar $387570435 ChikihfoiuyCar $101111111111111

MatyasHedgehog10 years ago

this is why i play Spore Galactic Adventures

@Craitur9 years ago

3D printer

WasNotMeh4 years ago

Cancer cure and houses for the poor and diamonds to sell for stuff for me

Kylementason8 years ago

Make a hat that someone can wear and do the same stuff you can, have them make a bubble where you CAN use your creations and destroy that persons hat. Solved.

AnyaSingh7 years ago

Cure to all diseases!

Th3FirstOrd3rGRVP8 years ago

What if you make a creation then sell it then buy it back lmfao

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Selling = using.

loopholes are great9 years ago

create a blueprint for something you want, have somebody else build it for you. problem solved.

souace9 years ago

I'll just sell em

bungus25 months ago

>i create something previously thought impossible >scientists study and make a new version >i can use it

Autumfox9 years ago

no way did i press that button!

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Can I create a loophole?

nukechicken7 years ago

Create something that uses your creations

HumanoidPerson0013 years ago

"Make a thing inventor to invent a thing that you can use" said the thing inventor after being created by a thing inventor that was made by a thing inventor...

1r510 years ago

make a paradox

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