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Your gender changes, and you become substantially cuter.
but
You cannot touch yourself.
Next

Heraldi 2 years ago
op needs to do some self discovery, xoxo trans rights.

AngeLimaRain 2 years ago
How can I wash my hand if I pressed th button

HALLO10086 last year
从微观世界来说,人是无法碰到任何东西的

yalushi 9 years ago
technically you can never touch yourself, all atoms keep their distance from each other (unless nuclear fusion happens)

Erika23456786543 2 years ago
I think they mean if you feel 2 parts of your body contacting one another. Also, they probably meant touching yourself inappropriately.
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BTCCtsotE 2 years ago
How about the adopted?

goosifyed 3 years ago
upside?

DogeLol69 10 years ago
It's 2016 and I would like to identify as an attack helicopter. A very cute attack helicopter.

DuranKroeze 9 years ago
Noice

ColeIsdaboss 9 years ago
Dude I have always sorta wanted to be a female. I'm not trans or anything I just sometimes want to be female.

loopholefinder6372 last year
same
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ThatAngryCatDemon 8 years ago
BITCH I WANNA BE MALE, MY FUCKING BF CAN JACK ME OFF

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago
I hope that your regular BF is fine with your fucking BF jacking you off.

skye-ground 10 years ago
transgendered asexuals unite lmfao

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
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LupinOurLord 11 years ago
*is a non bianary member of society* umm no

DOCTORWHOWILLCOMEFORMEEEE 9 years ago
There are actually 87 genders right now....
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Pairo Dagron 13 years ago
if I'm a female that is substantially cuter than I am as a male, I can get anyone else to touch me whenever I want!

ArkoosDark 3 years ago
I would upvote this, but...
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Majin_Snake 11 years ago
I would become a girl, then I could do kinky lesbian stuff and even get paid for it. Win Win

98Unicorns 6 years ago
i dont have a gender sooooo

Gamevslogic 9 years ago
What if your nose is itchy. Imagine asking people " hey can you itchy my nose please"

flzzzzy 6 years ago
dear god i need this

Heyzombie 9 years ago
You are all ready touching your self that means limbs have to be removed including the head

Addis 6 years ago
Gloves

mati6049 9 years ago
error 404: upside not found

i8toast 10 years ago
Changes into female. Becomes a whore. Makes money AND has sex!

SigurdCi 7 years ago
AND std"s

FireWiz04 11 years ago
is now a waifu and now has a male slave (i used to be a male) who will masturbate just for me, and send himself into a dungeon, he is now my boy toy.

Muefin 5 years ago
Why just why

CheapSheep 11 years ago
I'll get someone else to touch me *wink*

aidyn 11 years ago
i can someone else to touch me

EternalLuiz 10 years ago
Must . Scratch . The . Mosquitoe . Bite .

Toffii 9 years ago
well i even don't touch myself so,where"s the downside?

Pokefan123 9 years ago
No upside

SherlockH-221B 10 years ago
But wait........ if I'm trans, wouldn't that be good?

BoCo365 10 years ago
I"d be a cute girl, and I don't masterbate anyway

WatermeloneQueen 10 years ago
I can just imagine myself as a guy now.

Mohmmadede 11 years ago
I dont gove a shaut

SirTurtle 11 years ago
Fuck that

AmyDiaz 11 years ago
No boys suck

Kar.Is.The.Star 11 years ago
If I become substantially cuter, then I can get other's to touch me!

keyrnda 11 years ago
God! Of course not

Akram 11 years ago
This is a loose loose, no thank you

Michał Titienko 13 years ago
No touch = no fun xD

TheBanditCactus 9 years ago
Call me a perv, but yeah not touch no fun. I wouldn't be able to play with mah titties.
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The_Overrated_One 12 years ago
._. toughest question on this site.

Endertato 12 years ago
For all the guys who said yes... Just wait a month

Vienna Ainsworth 13 years ago
I am quite happy being a girl thank you very much lol

Fallen_Angel8979 8 years ago
Just think, NO MORE PERIODS
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Braiden Pearson 13 years ago
Solution back scratcher

Kyla Seirra Mae Carrillo 13 years ago
tht was the whole reason i wanted to be a dude

ArmedSpirit 11 years ago
Only two human beings can change the foundations of society. Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

DumbicusMaximus 10 years ago
So I cant feel anything... oh its a gross thing, BYE BYE!

Vychron 11 years ago
i don't need to touch myself

The only way 8 years ago
No downside; by the technicalities of physics, you can't touch anything, including yourself C h e c k m a t e

XxMystxX 11 months ago
I don't see a downside (I'm trans)

WolfYou 9 years ago
Rub a pole

dunhunsunbun 10 years ago
I'll be a cute male so does that mean I'll probably look like Patrick stump in about 2013 but with pink hair Or Josh dun OR rain Dawson oR Shane Dawson

SnowDino 7 years ago
BUT MY LOVE WOULDNT LOVE ME ANYMORE CAUSE IM GAY!!!!! I DONT WANNA BE A GUY!!!!!

C4rli705 11 years ago
This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 5... [Show full comment]

LoneDragon 9 years ago
I'm fine enough, thank you

IdkTbh 10 years ago
Dammit I've been given this button 5 times today and my answer has been the same each time..

GrayCaboose 10 years ago
yes
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