Will You Press The Button?

Jesus-Christ last year

ermm.... nothing changed...

WBGrock 11 years ago

If it is the biggest dick IMAGINABLE.... you could wipe out the galaxy turning a corner.

Joe1996 9 years ago

It would keep getting bigger each time some asshole imagines something bigger

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Savagee 11 years ago

Do blowjobs count? Cuz if not theres no point.

Heatedtesticle 10 years ago

Right hand do your work

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Muefin 5 years ago

Penis is a funny word

Oakstormftw 11 years ago

Uh no... I don't want to be a dude

NotRealyHere 6 years ago

You sure about it? Its awesome

SoullessPsychopath 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL FUCKING LAUGHING*

BrownieDreamer 5 years ago

Mood *Ace demon laugh*

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

What's the point of having something if you can't use it?

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

Your comment matches your pic.....

JuuzouFanb0y 6 years ago

Wow! Look at this huge dick you'll NEVER USE

pinkcutediamond YT 11 years ago

NO EVEN IF I WAS A BOY NO THAT FUCKIN NASTY

sqeaky button 11 years ago

IMA WHIP MA NEW DICK ACROSS THE GLOBE N DESTROY EVERY SINGLE LIVING ORGANISMS. EVERYONE WILL CARVE "DEATH BY HUGEASS DICK" ON THEIR GRAVESTONE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Andrea Jo Fettig 13 years ago

it will be weird for a girl

heatfromfire 5 years ago

wdym itd be weird im a girl and i have a huge cock! its actually just slightly above average but i thought itd be funny to say that

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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago

How would that even work I seen imagination is infinite so...

PlatyPouss 11 years ago

Two downsides

JaneDoe 8 years ago

I’m a girl and pushed the button... FEMINISM!

LoneDragon 8 years ago

What in the actual hell is this question >_>

belle29 9 years ago

why do people always assume that everyone on this website is male

Button7X3 9 years ago

What the fuck is this question?

WBGrock 10 years ago

Maybe I can't have sex, but I can smack Neptune with my dick.

Animeprotagonist 8 years ago

What about Uranus.

Ggamer 10 years ago

What"s the good thing about it

VenomousCompany 10 years ago

Neither, mountain dew and then you got a deal

POKEMON GIRL53 10 years ago

I'm a girl so... Nooooo

Renicus5000 10 years ago

im a grl) BUT THEN WHATS THE POINT?!??!

dwray20 10 years ago

im a girl

Myself123 10 years ago

I'm a female. No, just no

MagicSpyglass 10 years ago

IM A FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T NEED MALE PARTS XDDD

girlygamer0710 10 years ago

Lol I Don't Even Have A Dick In The First Place So Im Not Gonna Press The button

TemmieArmor 10 years ago

I'm a girl?

mostar123 10 years ago

im a girl

MetaKnightFangirl 11 years ago

im a girl so hell no

PressTheButton!!!! 11 years ago

Why don't you want a boner?

mlgpi 11 years ago

I already have the biggest dick

Drewmazing 11 years ago

Ahhh, people like this should be band from the interwebs

Mohammad N. AlArbash 13 years ago

I can rape

BiaJ_0313 4 years ago

what the fuck is wrong with you!?

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Geoff Kodiak Paterson 13 years ago

I don't see how this would be a positive in any light. Average to a little above average is WAY more than enough.

Dylan James Lee 13 years ago

no duh, Sherlock!

VinForDiner 5 years ago

then whats the point of having the dick?

Sinner 11 years ago

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Adria306 10 years ago

Bruh I'm a female XD

Daniel John Fraser 13 years ago

That would be useless if you can't have sex

DeadpoolsShadoww 11 years ago

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ZeldaFan11 10 years ago

this was... shit

ilikegenderman 5 months ago

hmm..awkward!!

Motorhorn 8 years ago

That would just be inconvenient

Pittsburgh_Penguins 11 years ago

No sex wtf

CosmicGalaxy 9 years ago

BTW If you have a really big dick, you can't even take a bath, because it wont fit the bath room if you have a massive dick.

Jorhanjo 12 years ago

that would just be impractical

MLARadio 9 years ago

WTF IS THE POINT OF A DING

VibeDemon 11 years ago

biggest imaginable penis but can't have sex? why wold you have that "thing" but can't do the sex? you can only go to your room put your dick in the toilet and pee lol

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

my dick as big as a bridge

hengland2128 11 years ago

if you have the biggest dick imaginable and can't have sex whats the point

Lolols 6 years ago

Have shrex with Uranus lol

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