Darkseid will take one look at my stupid power and die laughing and i'll be all like , "Whaddaya know ? I actually saved the Earth. In your FACE Superman ! Whose the hero the world needed now ? ME!! THATS WHO!!! Bitch , now go get me a sammich!!...Bitch !"
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theawesome_Olly11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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EdgyMemes11 years ago
Upside?
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du651112 years ago
Isn't the whole point of shaving is to get RID of stubbles or newly growing hairs
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Donut gir10 years ago
ill do dat infant of everyone!>:P
Donut gir10 years ago
infront*
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ElloThereNormies9 years ago
But im a girl
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Luke Tedesco13 years ago
Want a smooth face? Wax. GG
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Starmany10 years ago
This would be awesome
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
its a free skill.
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Eryslaw10 years ago
Who wouldnt press this
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Muaz11 years ago
If i dont want to then i just wont ican still not do it but i have a choes
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Motherfucking9 years ago
Dafuq?
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Gyro-Chan4 years ago
The power to make grilled cheese at will?
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illdiewithoutpi11 years ago
You gain the ability to, it's not forcing it on you. Then if you ever want to grow out a beard really quickly, you just do that in the morning when you shave.
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ZoeTheGamer9 years ago
What about cutting? Slicing? Lighting on fire? Exploding?
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FatheredPuma8111 years ago
Aleady happends :/.
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BBFY10 years ago
I'm a female, I do NOT wish to grow a beard!
Donut gir10 years ago
im a female too but i want to scare creeps away
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DiddioMaster11 years ago
wait wouldnt you be able to be like indiana jones? HELL YEAH
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Fabisme8 years ago
I don't shave
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Juli Emelianov13 years ago
I'm a girl and I always wanted to get one.
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Night Cat11 years ago
So while shaving I can decide to, instead, grow the beard out.
Not bad at all.
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Omar Derouich13 years ago
Where's the Downside ?
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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I'm 11, and I don't ever want a beard, BUT, you COULD sell it for wigs! Shave it off and grow a new one, sell the old one for wigs, repeat. PROFIT. INFINITE BEARDS MEANS INFINATE WIGS CAN BE MAID AND INFINATE MONEY!!!
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