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Your new best friend is a flying magical carpet, who will never die and cannot be damaged in anyway.
but
You cannot eat any foods other than lemons with Tabasco all over it.
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RocketGirl19 years ago
definition of 'stupid question'.

untakenname11 months ago
real

KrisZone8 years ago
How desperate for friends do you have to be to click the button? *clicking the button*

LizzieBasu8 years ago
Same XD

eh_wutevs9 years ago
i dont give a fuck if i have a carpet friend or not i aint gonna die of tabasco sauce like wtf

Blocky_blockster9 years ago
Hey. I will have acid piss man

Lorri Broizman12 years ago
im p sure whoever wrote this was like ten types of high

NoelaniCroud7 years ago
Yeah they mostlikely where
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natalie.210 years ago
this person was on drugs who tf thinks of that

Dinobot7 years ago
Ikr

beleeater9 years ago
ILL DO ANYTHING FOR A MAGIC CARPET ITS BADASS LOOKING AT ME FLYING INTO THE HORIZON

cloverofficial2 years ago
Are you high?

Rocket0468 years ago
Lemons are pretty much inedible so no

DuffCheese8 years ago
The one who wrote this i think his alcohol blood lvl must be like 9.9999999

TheUniversePlayz9 years ago
WTF WHAT IS THIS MATRIX

gurgiboy9 years ago
i hate lemons

AmazingDragons7 years ago
I like lemons

LunaStarr9 years ago
JAPAN HERE I COME!

Anime Anime9 years ago
YASSS
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joojmon9 years ago
. . . . . . . . WHAT

emetophilia9 years ago
What the fuck

David Anderson12 years ago
Mmmm, lemons and Tabasco. sounds good

Memo12349 years ago
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Davvedido8 years ago
Yay

Sherlockian458 years ago
Da faq??!???

gaffel3739 years ago
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Ggame3 years ago
Who needs this?

Happymask11810 years ago
I like lemons but i don't know what Tabasco is did the person just spell tabaco incorectly?

CatsARELife248169 years ago
Tabasco is hot sauce

RejiTyroneJr.9 years ago
You might want to switch the upside and downside. Having an inanimate object as a best friend is sad, and lemons with tobacco sauce would be amazing.

RGPZ7 years ago
Who wrote this was more then drunk or high

Djankh9 years ago
Just think of all the vitamin C you will eat !

sam_king219 years ago
The person who wrote this was on drugs.

rvbfan049 years ago
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Helox Darkstar9 years ago
Why do we need food when we have SNAX SODA AND WATER

AgentDeezlast year
mmm... delicious.

WaffleRaffle10 years ago
@happymask Tabasco = hot sauce

MahBoi8 years ago
WHAT IS THIS QUESTION?!?!?!?!?!?!

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
So destroy your immune system with acid no thanks

asdfnicolee10 years ago
youll die soon enough if you keep eating that

cheesy5059 years ago
tbh youd get used to lemmons and not think they were that bad

gaffel3739 years ago
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iniminimoo9 years ago
How high were you when you made this

_Poofyhairedgirl_9 years ago
Your new best friend will be a CARPET? Really? I know It's a magic carpet, but still...

Thunderquartz7 years ago
This sounds like an anime

sockacrock8 years ago
Aladdin meets Freaky Eaters

gaffel3739 years ago
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StillCisTho3 years ago
The magic carpet would be worth it!

Mykael Creo10 years ago
What? I get an invulnerable magic carpet best friend at the cost of eating Tabasco lemons? Whatever you're on, stop now.

Lawlesslake9 years ago
I will not eat any food I will just put them in my mouth

Qwerty2000187 years ago
Carpets can't die anyway.

CreepyProxy1239 years ago
You won't get fat with lemons and a flying carpet!!!

Mike90907 years ago
What is the upside? I don't like being high in the air because of my scared of heights. + I don't like lemons and tabasco sounds like the stuff that is put in sigarettes

oldnotweak9 years ago
you would die of malnutrition

J_Slast year
Win win

oldnotweak10 years ago
you would die

DottySpot8 years ago
But I like my best friend!!!!! T-T

ParkVC5 years ago
No upside to this
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