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Your new best friend is a flying magical carpet, who will never die and cannot be damaged in anyway.
but
You cannot eat any foods other than lemons with Tabasco all over it.
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RocketGirl110 years ago
definition of 'stupid question'.

untakennamelast year
real

KrisZone9 years ago
How desperate for friends do you have to be to click the button? *clicking the button*

LizzieBasu8 years ago
Same XD

eh_wutevs9 years ago
i dont give a fuck if i have a carpet friend or not i aint gonna die of tabasco sauce like wtf

Blocky_blockster10 years ago
Hey. I will have acid piss man

Lorri Broizman12 years ago
im p sure whoever wrote this was like ten types of high

NoelaniCroud7 years ago
Yeah they mostlikely where
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natalie.210 years ago
this person was on drugs who tf thinks of that

Dinobot7 years ago
Ikr

beleeater10 years ago
ILL DO ANYTHING FOR A MAGIC CARPET ITS BADASS LOOKING AT ME FLYING INTO THE HORIZON

cloverofficial2 years ago
Are you high?

Rocket0468 years ago
Lemons are pretty much inedible so no

DuffCheese8 years ago
The one who wrote this i think his alcohol blood lvl must be like 9.9999999

TheUniversePlayz9 years ago
WTF WHAT IS THIS MATRIX

gurgiboy9 years ago
i hate lemons

AmazingDragons7 years ago
I like lemons

LunaStarr9 years ago
JAPAN HERE I COME!

Anime Anime9 years ago
YASSS
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joojmon10 years ago
. . . . . . . . WHAT

emetophilia10 years ago
What the fuck

David Anderson12 years ago
Mmmm, lemons and Tabasco. sounds good

ArKade477 years ago
That"s...oddly specific

Minimaster739 years ago
I think he had a little too many lemons with Tabasco sauce before writing this.....if you know what i mean

Em Busca de Decisões9 years ago
Nao tem lado bom,seu amigo vai ter sorte e voce vai ter azar

qwerty12349 years ago
I choose food over human or non human interaction. Forget youuuuu I love foooooodd

RedCrossLord10 years ago
Lemons and Tabasco okay

AnimeLionWolf1238 years ago
Flying carpet in return for only being able to eat lemons with tabasco --------- Game on

echommm9 years ago
LOLOILOLOLOLOL BELOW IS HILAROUS

freepornsupplier20033 years ago
CARPETS CAN’T DIE YOU DICKHEAD, GOD-DAMN IT MAKE SOME SENSE

katsune10 years ago
I have one friend. She would not ride that. I used to have a lot of friends but then they left me. I still don't know why.

Dylann8 years ago
Why the fuck would I want my best friend to be a carpet? THAT"S SO FUCKING SAD

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
Can I recommend a psychiatrist for the creator of this question?

Emily Fritts12 years ago
Wut

Quiptipt9 years ago
This is why you always do drugs.

Airbus A3809 years ago
i can fly too

Gabernaba9 years ago
do you have to eat

Gmiller7 years ago
I put Tabasco on a lot of foods

dragonflame12310 years ago
I love lemons

Marlene Marchi10 years ago
But I hate Tabasco :D

JonaKrasniqi8 years ago
did you noticed that the buton in one way it is a hat lol

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

Dontbeupsettieatsomespaghetti9 years ago
This was wild from start to finish

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cybro9743 years ago
This person just wanted to make it so no one could pick press button cuz it"s just hell when you press the button you just go to hell.

Dan11111 years ago
i pressed the button because i love lemons :3

Bgonz1019 years ago
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HussainRaza7 years ago
Where the upside at? Honestly if ur best friend is a carpet, than that"s just sad.

ThatOneGuyNamedJimbo9 years ago
FUCK IT!

LatseAnimates8 years ago
I always eat Tabasco and lemons.....

CHARA X SANS9 years ago
"Omg my friends a manic carpet!!" Ten minutes later... "Fuuuuuuuuuucckk!!!". They fell off the carpet to their death.

I'm the best10 years ago
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CaptinGamer9 years ago
You can't live off of lemons and Tabasco. You would die.

Fire_breathing_bitch_queen3 years ago
That’s very specific…

JJic10 years ago
So i'm aladdin

ItGetsWorse8 years ago
I'm not sure I"d like to be seen palling around with some weird levitating rug in public, never mind the Tabasco lemons.

JackyPRG15 years ago
But But I like my current best friend tho

Gaurav Sharma12 years ago
eventually you will get used to it
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