34551 (37%) 57640 (63%)
34551 (37%) people have pressed this button, while 57640 (63%) did not.
Can eat and drink as much as they want without getting fat, no strokes, diseases, etc
but
Cannot urinate or release bowels
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MoodyDragon16 10 years ago
But who are 'they'?

DL 9 years ago
That"s the question
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pink_hearts456 10 years ago
How would I masterbate?

flzzzzy 6 years ago
it only said urinate, not... well...
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VolleyballGirl 11 years ago
You would die because it would be too much for your bladder to hold

Courtney Rose Sampson 13 years ago
You would implode

RemixQueen 6 years ago
🤣🤣🤣
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Prince_Vegeta 9 years ago
Very hard choice

JoeyPoff 9 years ago
You just die

Earthdoesgamimg 10 years ago
Ill do what steven w. Howkings do. (What does he do actually?)

mikemocals 9 years ago
He lets it slide on its own.

Toodles 11 years ago
You can't pee but they have ways to take your pee out of you at the hospital

Manza123 11 years ago
Apparently 44% of people want to die

Mammon 11 years ago
56% fam

Willy Oh 13 years ago
probably die in agony from all the acidic piss burning your internal organs

Stroman 8 years ago
@Giraffegirl1 that"s exactly what it said
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Alex Mayes 13 years ago
i meant to not press it...

TheCreeper 10 years ago
well, i will feel the poop in me ? if yes then fuck that

Nocha 11 years ago
Yay! I get to implode!

jinbop fan 11 years ago
Wow just wow

Bootlegsilver 4 years ago
EXPLOSION

kat d. 11 years ago
Can't you just puke it up?

Idontknowhatusertouseohthisone 7 years ago
Who is they

lh0000 10 years ago
well normally i'd say you would die from this BUUUUT the upside does say that you get no negative health problems from this, so i guess food just converts directly into energy?

Chemicalawesome314 11 years ago
No out blows=no inbarising your self in front of your cruches or friends ect.

Ruitan 9 years ago
Can eat and drink as much as THEY want without getting fat, no strokes, diseases, etc

martinn2001 11 years ago
i already am number one but at number 2 you will die in a day

TheTyde 9 years ago
So would i have to go to the doctor to get my shit and piss out?

TheOriginalBob 12 years ago
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mudafuckingdickhead 11 years ago
bad english

Kamek71 6 years ago
I don't wanna be a human bomb

Datwolfgal 10 years ago
Pataljoe TMI

Foxpaw1075 9 years ago
Would you not need to urinate? That sounds pretty dang awesome

TellYouAllAboutIt 11 years ago
*Eating pizzas all day* , * wants to urinate*, after a few days... *BOOOM SUCKA!*

jinbop fan 11 years ago
It dosent say I cant get surgery for that problem

lovey826 11 years ago
ur bladder would explode and u would die

NarutoRamen 9 years ago
Wouldn't you just get fat from all that poo... I mean seriously it would build up. But you would most likely die anyways from some type of bladder disease... Shhhh

aj_is_cool 3 years ago
I am Edgew

MC2 10 years ago
Taking a crap is the best part of my day

Unicorn5826 11 years ago
You'll explode!!!!!! Like a cheese burger

JonesBBQAndFootMassage 10 years ago
I can already do that

AnnomaLee 11 years ago
Good luck waiting in line for your food somewhere, when you haven't been peeing for years.

Moonlight_Elizabeth 6 years ago
Lol I already eat a lot and is still very skinny XD

DARKBATMAN92 11 years ago
It bowels learn how to spell, okay

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
Oi! Look to the bright side people! You can eat without getting fat! Also, no diarrhea! Does periods count as urinateing?

Silverwolf741 10 years ago
Don't want to die

asriel-dreamurr 9 years ago
I don't give a shit I eat a he'll of a lot so no matter what I'm still skiny and a fucking twig

MrMudds 11 years ago
I can already do that without getting fat, and I do not and would not eat so unhealthy that I would get a disease in the first place. (No need to be jealous, though - I am ugly af)

Girl on fire 12 years ago
So I'd blow up well on that day put me in my worst enemies living room

Alexsupastar 11 years ago
Well it said no diseases or anything w/ 'etc' will hurt u so that means u can drink what u want.

BubbaTheJet66 5 years ago
So would i did yes or no well I say no

Myself123 10 years ago
They would die

SovietBeerMeneer 11 years ago
*explodes*

Ray Marc 11 years ago
I don't get it. Would that mean you don't have to?

BlubberinFool 9 years ago
What"s the point!? That would kill me even faster, dimwit!

Raspiansy last year
被憋死的我:🐖

Casey Oney Buchan 13 years ago
What's the damn point then? Enjoy what you want, but die a horrible agonizing death by having your bowels rupture?
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