Will You Press The Button?

Jobama69last year

People forget women use this

Scarlet91310 years ago

Just a casual chainsaw accidentðŸ˜‚ happens all the time

Destructer2463 years ago

I was thinking the same thing

The Nerdy Nerd9 years ago

With no limbs, I'd be like a potato. And I would be the queen of the world. ALL HAIL QUEEN POTATO

Migdin18 years ago

Nu, ur king, gurl potatoe

NinjaNAH8 years ago

3 CHEERS FOR THE POTATO KING!

DragonEXE8 years ago

Damn you, Texas

ShadowMarco9 years ago

well, i always knowed that i was going to die by a chainsaw"s fault so... no downside for me

MDarkKing16547 years ago

Have new ones sergecly added or have robotic implants no prob

NiftyChibi7 years ago

"No prob"? Have you forgotten that you literally got into a chainsaw accident? You can replace your limbs, but the pain is still there.

GavinMayhew8 years ago

Become a cyborg

Jonnychu088 years ago

And that is how I look like dearth Vader kids

CoolNeonUnicorn8 years ago

Just become a fucking cyborg! Is king of the world you have power over everything!

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

so...get them replaced with... INFINITE SPAGHETTI ARMS

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

jk, probably make em robotic

tc5910928 years ago

robot arms and i can sit down for the rest of my life in a wheelchair

Stellunar668 years ago

oh shit, I CAN TAKE METTATONS SEXY LEGS and alphys can make me and MK arms, BAM, no downside

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

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Josh Turner12 years ago

I'd order my scientists to build me super strong robot limbs. No downside.

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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LORD EMBREON10 years ago

But I a gurl

Migdin18 years ago

U becem a gril king man... gurl

DudeManManlyMan10 years ago

The world cannot have a king. It is made up of multiple Democracies, Communisms, Monarchies, Dictatorships, and so on, not one singular Monarchy. You would not be accepted by most

luna11 years ago

That doesn't sound like an accident to me... and I'm a girl

Samuel Menezes12 years ago

It's just a flesh wound! I still rule, plebs.

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

I don't think people would worship a limbless fat greedy guy as a king...

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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jpegdotbmp2 months ago

well it's not an accident if it's a deterministic outcome, now is it???

HotSauceBear11 years ago

Where is the upside?

ScoobyDoo9 years ago

I am still the king but I love my body

Coolcon9 years ago

Tis but a scratch

BoiledPotater10 years ago

I will order mechanics to make metal limbs 4 m3 it'll me awesome make a flamethrower arm

SURVIV0Ryt5 years ago

Whose elses ad is in the way of the button cuz it is super annoying?

Jane Richardson12 years ago

So basically what Darth Vader was trying to become

A Cosplayer10 years ago

JASON WHY?!?

Tsubaski9 years ago

HELL NO!

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

if im king ill have servants

Tigeyck 9 years ago

Isn't your neck considered a limb? You would die

GemBuster10 years ago

Then it will be a Metal Gear Revengeance scenario

The Nerdy Villager9 years ago

Double downside. Imagine how hard this would be.

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago

Well... I AM THE KING NOW BURN AND FORBID EVERY CHAINSAW ON THIS WORLD

bakedeath8 years ago

NIEN

William Lavelle12 years ago

someone would assassinate me.....

WESTDOG5019 years ago

The neck is a limb. So your dead.

Xryeau10 years ago

No upside because of the ridiculous amount of stress!

mint9 years ago

living poetoes

monkyoverlord10 years ago

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Emmpo_shzz8 years ago

Such a small price to pay to rule the world

Ct439 years ago

(Heyyy king of the world howed u get cool robot arms) in a chansaw accident but with a SMALL amunt of the WORLDS mony i got them small boy

Elirox200210 years ago

2 words bionic limbs

HelloImCool5 years ago

Cyborg time!

Vincent Jones12 years ago

ill have the doctor reattach them

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

I’m already doing that :/

Ninjabunny5013319 years ago

Kyubey

dankmemes1018 years ago

I"d rather be a queen

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jameshickman91110 years ago

u can always get limb replacements and if your king of the world u can get them so good it would be like have real arms and lages and even getting nerves in it

the darkness love girl9 years ago

i love this game! and no boys...i don't have a boyfreind ;)

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