Will You Press The Button?

Jobama69last year

People forget women use this

Scarlet91310 years ago

Just a casual chainsaw accidentðŸ˜‚ happens all the time

Destructer2463 years ago

I was thinking the same thing

The Nerdy Nerd9 years ago

With no limbs, I'd be like a potato. And I would be the queen of the world. ALL HAIL QUEEN POTATO

Migdin18 years ago

Nu, ur king, gurl potatoe

NinjaNAH8 years ago

3 CHEERS FOR THE POTATO KING!

DragonEXE8 years ago

Damn you, Texas

ShadowMarco8 years ago

well, i always knowed that i was going to die by a chainsaw"s fault so... no downside for me

MDarkKing16547 years ago

Have new ones sergecly added or have robotic implants no prob

NiftyChibi7 years ago

"No prob"? Have you forgotten that you literally got into a chainsaw accident? You can replace your limbs, but the pain is still there.

GavinMayhew7 years ago

Become a cyborg

Jonnychu088 years ago

And that is how I look like dearth Vader kids

CoolNeonUnicorn8 years ago

Just become a fucking cyborg! Is king of the world you have power over everything!

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

so...get them replaced with... INFINITE SPAGHETTI ARMS

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

jk, probably make em robotic

tc5910928 years ago

robot arms and i can sit down for the rest of my life in a wheelchair

Stellunar668 years ago

oh shit, I CAN TAKE METTATONS SEXY LEGS and alphys can make me and MK arms, BAM, no downside

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

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Josh Turner12 years ago

I'd order my scientists to build me super strong robot limbs. No downside.

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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LORD EMBREON10 years ago

But I a gurl

Migdin18 years ago

U becem a gril king man... gurl

DudeManManlyMan10 years ago

The world cannot have a king. It is made up of multiple Democracies, Communisms, Monarchies, Dictatorships, and so on, not one singular Monarchy. You would not be accepted by most

luna11 years ago

That doesn't sound like an accident to me... and I'm a girl

Samuel Menezes12 years ago

It's just a flesh wound! I still rule, plebs.

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

I don't think people would worship a limbless fat greedy guy as a king...

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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meem77710 years ago

kings sucks

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

robot limbs and penis

InLoveWithPapyton8 years ago

Including my head...? If that"s the case then hell no.

MachoManShark9 years ago

You know, I had heard of this thing called... oh, what was it? Oh I know! Prosthetics!

ysy479006070last year

换个假的不就行了。

Vi'ir11 years ago

For every girl: there was KING Jadwiga in Poland. Girls CAN become a kings.

Pika Girl9 years ago

I don't wanna be a king or a queen. Too much responsibility

Cutely_Cool7 years ago

I'm Female so I"d be queen of the world.... Hmmmmmm THAT MEANS NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO ME HAHA

Eric Booker12 years ago

anyone who would become king would die from stress of having to MANAGE the entire planet and have to make ALL major decisions, and the power would corrupt you and most likely cause an uprising of human and robot mercs

LarkyLovesYou9 years ago

Learn to be like that soccer-playing, swimming motivational speaker with no arms/legs whose name I can't remember atm

GameRaven139 years ago

I can't rule without my limbs.

hydrafuel10 years ago

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KIRA19 years ago

As long as it was Grelle from Black Butler that attacked me with a chainsaw (DeathScythe)because then I could torture him for trying to steal Sebastian from me

KIRA19 years ago

And plus I want to see a living anime character

bhoppy12310 years ago

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