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Scarlet9139 years ago

Just a casual chainsaw accidentðŸ˜‚ happens all the time

Destructer2463 years ago

I was thinking the same thing

The Nerdy Nerd9 years ago

With no limbs, I'd be like a potato. And I would be the queen of the world. ALL HAIL QUEEN POTATO

Migdin18 years ago

Nu, ur king, gurl potatoe

NinjaNAH8 years ago

3 CHEERS FOR THE POTATO KING!

DragonEXE8 years ago

Damn you, Texas

ShadowMarco8 years ago

well, i always knowed that i was going to die by a chainsaw"s fault so... no downside for me

MDarkKing16547 years ago

Have new ones sergecly added or have robotic implants no prob

NiftyChibi7 years ago

"No prob"? Have you forgotten that you literally got into a chainsaw accident? You can replace your limbs, but the pain is still there.

GavinMayhew7 years ago

Become a cyborg

Jonnychu087 years ago

And that is how I look like dearth Vader kids

CoolNeonUnicorn8 years ago

Just become a fucking cyborg! Is king of the world you have power over everything!

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

so...get them replaced with... INFINITE SPAGHETTI ARMS

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

jk, probably make em robotic

tc5910928 years ago

robot arms and i can sit down for the rest of my life in a wheelchair

Stellunar668 years ago

oh shit, I CAN TAKE METTATONS SEXY LEGS and alphys can make me and MK arms, BAM, no downside

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

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Josh Turner12 years ago

I'd order my scientists to build me super strong robot limbs. No downside.

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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LORD EMBREON9 years ago

But I a gurl

Migdin18 years ago

U becem a gril king man... gurl

DudeManManlyMan10 years ago

The world cannot have a king. It is made up of multiple Democracies, Communisms, Monarchies, Dictatorships, and so on, not one singular Monarchy. You would not be accepted by most

luna11 years ago

That doesn't sound like an accident to me... and I'm a girl

Samuel Menezes12 years ago

It's just a flesh wound! I still rule, plebs.

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

I don't think people would worship a limbless fat greedy guy as a king...

YellowCandy84322 years ago

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Brethren Toons10 years ago

Freaking like handless millionaire 3: LEGS EDITION!

Skins730048 years ago

You would die

Fire_Flower429 years ago

I would ban chainsaws before the accident

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AnimeIsLife4279 years ago

Wouldn't u just die?

keira1239 years ago

Yes stupid: 3 (;´àº¶Ð”àº¶

Yeetaleet56343 years ago

Being king of the world would suck, and I'm not talking in the context of this. Too much responsibility!

Matti Leijona12 years ago

Cybernetic research is now insanely well funded.

T3R3Z1_PYROP37 years ago

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Awesomemcgee9 years ago

Get chainsaw limbs

Weslyxy1019 years ago

Uhh, no. I would hate not to walk again.

Atlus15427410 years ago

Team of scientists create me robotic/Prosthetic limbs, hell I'm the king of the bloody world baby!!

Asterite9 years ago

- I gave my limbs to the Gods. Perhaps I’ll add yours to the offering! Sydney Losstarot.

woomyylast year

uhm... downside?

Collin \\&quot;tear gas tony\\&quot; Majew11 years ago

I'll make the peasants make me robotic legs.

wilwil829 years ago

How do you lose ALL your limbs in a single chainsaw accident?

yolo4life7 years ago

When the hell did I use a fucking chainsaw

Violet Raine12 years ago

Equius will build me limbs.

SeabassJames9 years ago

I don't want to be king of the world.

JLOtywyn7 years ago

I want to be a king nugget!

ModSavvy9 years ago

n...n...no

TheCookieSlayer9 years ago

I Would Do It, Then You Could Create Super Arms And Legs That Are More Powerful Than Normal Ones.

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Fuck the username101010 years ago

Tip 1. Lock everything problem solved.

TreyPierso8 years ago

This makes not sense xd

Ratee2 years ago

i get robot limbs because they are becomming a thing

Peyton Maynard12 years ago

It's just a flesh wound, anyways. #joshturner'sanswer

killstien9 years ago

Robotic limbs

jwlapham9 years ago

cybernetic limbs. I have the entire earth's scientists at my disposal.

Raph9 years ago

Oh I rule the world. I order all the best scientists and doctors to create super awesome prosthetic limbs that work even better then my natural limbs.

JaydenJohnson7 years ago

My tree limbs xD:)( .Y .) b. ---------

meem7779 years ago

kings sucks

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

robot limbs and penis

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