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Scarlet913 11 years ago

Just a casual chainsaw accidentðŸ˜‚ happens all the time

Destructer246 4 years ago

I was thinking the same thing

Jobama69 3 years ago

People forget women use this

The Nerdy Nerd 10 years ago

With no limbs, I'd be like a potato. And I would be the queen of the world. ALL HAIL QUEEN POTATO

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NinjaNAH 10 years ago

3 CHEERS FOR THE POTATO KING!

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Damn you, Texas

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

well, i always knowed that i was going to die by a chainsaw"s fault so... no downside for me

MDarkKing1654 8 years ago

Have new ones sergecly added or have robotic implants no prob

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

"No prob"? Have you forgotten that you literally got into a chainsaw accident? You can replace your limbs, but the pain is still there.

GavinMayhew 9 years ago

Become a cyborg

Jonnychu08 9 years ago

And that is how I look like dearth Vader kids

CoolNeonUnicorn 9 years ago

Just become a fucking cyborg! Is king of the world you have power over everything!

whenjohnsteindied 9 years ago

so...get them replaced with... INFINITE SPAGHETTI ARMS

whenjohnsteindied 9 years ago

jk, probably make em robotic

tc591092 9 years ago

robot arms and i can sit down for the rest of my life in a wheelchair

Stellunar66 9 years ago

oh shit, I CAN TAKE METTATONS SEXY LEGS and alphys can make me and MK arms, BAM, no downside

whenjohnsteindied 9 years ago

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Josh Turner 13 years ago

I'd order my scientists to build me super strong robot limbs. No downside.

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

There"s a bug on this site where any comment that was posted before they started keeping track of time defaulted to Jan 1, 1970, 53 years ago as of this comment. I"ve only seen comments as far back as 7 years ago, so that must be when they started keeping track.

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LORD EMBREON 11 years ago

But I a gurl

Migdin1 10 years ago

U becem a gril king man... gurl

DudeManManlyMan 12 years ago

The world cannot have a king. It is made up of multiple Democracies, Communisms, Monarchies, Dictatorships, and so on, not one singular Monarchy. You would not be accepted by most

luna 12 years ago

That doesn't sound like an accident to me... and I'm a girl

Samuel Menezes 13 years ago

It's just a flesh wound! I still rule, plebs.

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

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Charlie Banks 13 years ago

I don't think people would worship a limbless fat greedy guy as a king...

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

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Cutely_Cool 8 years ago

I'm Female so I"d be queen of the world.... Hmmmmmm THAT MEANS NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO ME HAHA

Eric Booker 13 years ago

anyone who would become king would die from stress of having to MANAGE the entire planet and have to make ALL major decisions, and the power would corrupt you and most likely cause an uprising of human and robot mercs

LarkyLovesYou 10 years ago

Learn to be like that soccer-playing, swimming motivational speaker with no arms/legs whose name I can't remember atm

Pika Girl 11 years ago

I don't wanna be a king or a queen. Too much responsibility

GameRaven13 10 years ago

I can't rule without my limbs.

hydrafuel 11 years ago

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bhoppy123 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

BananaWizard27 9 years ago

Ban chainsaws...

KIRA1 11 years ago

As long as it was Grelle from Black Butler that attacked me with a chainsaw (DeathScythe)because then I could torture him for trying to steal Sebastian from me