You get a 9 Inch Dick
but
Your dick will fall of if you have more than 1 orgasm per day
I will not


beeficon9 years ago
1. I'm a girl 2. I'm underage 3. I'm asexual

BobMcBurger2 years ago
Underage and asexual. Your future life won’t be good.
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DigitalButton1419 years ago
who would want a dick that big antway?

ThePaulDude3 years ago
To be fair a big dick acquaints to having great sex so of course you"d want a big dick.
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FunnyMemeKitty8 years ago
I'm a girl...

IDKlolz7 years ago
you*
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Bikacha5 years ago
too risky for 2 more inches

Ugly_Potatoe8 years ago
I'm a female and I do not wish to have a dick.

Loki30004 years ago
Me too.

pandabear59 years ago
I WOULD BE AN ODD FEMALE IF I HAD THAT

Anonrc9 years ago
Just do it more than once on purpose,at least you experience it,not losing anything
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Whiskey_Tango_foxtrot9 years ago
The fuck kinda question is this??? who the fuck EVEN has an orgasm more then once every day...

SkylerRanker9 months ago
Me! About 5 times
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Ross Cowie12 years ago
why would i want it to shrink?

BobMcBurger2 years ago
Keep dreaming, buddy.
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DrunkHardNinja11 years ago
Ahhh. Love the guys who say "already got one" or "why would I want it to shrink?" XD theyre so lonely

Panifex7 years ago
Unless they are in the small percentage of people whose penis is that large or larger...
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AnimeQueenMHA5 years ago
Why would I want that...?

StrudelCutie44275 years ago
What if you don't have one?

Rocket0467 years ago
That would be a lot of trouble for underwear.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
This is SO-O-O-O innappropriate!

Bird G. Brown12 years ago
A dick AND a vag? Sure! Why not.

Zillyhau8 years ago
Congratulations you have become a futanari.

Crawelle9 years ago
I am not a guy, and you just ruined my innnocent mind

UselessCompanion7 years ago
If they ruined it it wasnt innocent

SansForPresident9 years ago
Depends... Length or width? Because girls care more about how thick it is to how long because long dicks miss the g-spot.

deathwish10 years ago
I think I am a lesbian I want sex with guys and girls and I am a girl

TrapMusicDrops10 years ago
Then you're bisexual

Im_just_oreo7 years ago
I get a dick qnd a vag?! Why the hell not.

deadpoolorder667 years ago
As soon as I read 9 inch dick I died

Zer0billion8 years ago
Having a dick that big would be REALLY annoying

BawbRaws8 years ago
I rarely have more than one orgasm a day as it is, so sure.

corlhorl8 years ago
ummmmmmmmmmmm... I am a girl

AJSAWESOME18 years ago
What if i already have one..?

Skull9359 years ago
Fap once a day

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I'm 11 but don't ever want to lose my dick, how many times a day on average do people have an orgasm, and how do people get one?

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
Now that I know the answer this sounds hilarious.

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cheeseburger537 years ago
Ranger something isn’t right about that
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☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆9 years ago
W....T....F....*and this,my little kids,is the way you can unsettle girls while having sex*

Darcy9 years ago
Already have a 10 inch one

McTroll9 years ago
Why would I want a nine inch dick when I have one thats 11 and a half inches?

Hiimlouis9 years ago
Sure

MC Sammy9 years ago
9 inches? HA!! mine is like a yard

TOSTA BOSTER9 years ago
no way i all ready have a 9 inch dick and can have more then 1 a day

Nepo8810 years ago
Why not? Just masturbate once a day BWAHAHA

Justin Domer12 years ago
I already have one.

Hyltran2 years ago
The world record is more than 18 inches. So 9 inches can’t be that uncommon. This can be true.
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Dayna Morris12 years ago
As a girl, that would be both gross and amazing

Maarten Voets12 years ago
already have...

Aaron Taylor12 years ago
Already have one?

ExpertLing7 months ago
That's a good joke

VanillaDatBurger7 years ago
Why i pressed button!?

May714Alice1110 years ago
Its a little strange for a girl so ima say no........

Prez_YT4 years ago
well ill be lucky if i do the tango more then 1 a decade

Natsu DragBoss10 years ago
Fuck this im young

Katt84168 years ago
i"m a girl

Signe Machado12 years ago
I'm a girl...Oh, the awkwardness.

ExhaustedCobra8 years ago
It says fall of, soooooooooo, no downside, lol :3

CCthecat9 years ago
But its still a boy if u ask me

Tnterror10 years ago
Im not addicted to fucking porn or sex

LunaraWolf7 years ago
Is a girl

feicia fancybottom10 years ago
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TylerRudisill8 years ago
Do foodgasms count? Cause I can't go more Han 20min. Without a delicious meal and a can of MTN DEW

bulletbill5611 years ago
Orgasms are for the weak!
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