You get a 9 Inch Dick
but
Your dick will fall of if you have more than 1 orgasm per day
I will not

Anthropomorphic-Arwing last year
...What??

beeficon 10 years ago
1. I'm a girl 2. I'm underage 3. I'm asexual

azzzertyy 9 months ago
1. im awesome 2. im overage 3. im bi
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DigitalButton141 11 years ago
who would want a dick that big antway?

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
To be fair a big dick acquaints to having great sex so of course you"d want a big dick.
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Bikacha 6 years ago
too risky for 2 more inches

Ugly_Potatoe 10 years ago
I'm a female and I do not wish to have a dick.

Loki3000 6 years ago
Me too.

Ross Cowie 13 years ago
why would i want it to shrink?

BobMcBurger 3 years ago
Keep dreaming, buddy.
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pandabear5 10 years ago
I WOULD BE AN ODD FEMALE IF I HAD THAT

Anonrc 10 years ago
Just do it more than once on purpose,at least you experience it,not losing anything
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Rocket046 9 years ago
That would be a lot of trouble for underwear.

Whiskey_Tango_foxtrot 10 years ago
The fuck kinda question is this??? who the fuck EVEN has an orgasm more then once every day...

SkylerRanker 2 years ago
Me! About 5 times
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DrunkHardNinja 12 years ago
Ahhh. Love the guys who say "already got one" or "why would I want it to shrink?" XD theyre so lonely

Panifex 8 years ago
Unless they are in the small percentage of people whose penis is that large or larger...
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AnimeQueenMHA 6 years ago
Why would I want that...?

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago
What if you don't have one?

Bird G. Brown 13 years ago
A dick AND a vag? Sure! Why not.

Zillyhau 10 years ago
Congratulations you have become a futanari.

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
This is SO-O-O-O innappropriate!

Crawelle 10 years ago
I am not a guy, and you just ruined my innnocent mind

UselessCompanion 9 years ago
If they ruined it it wasnt innocent

SansForPresident 10 years ago
Depends... Length or width? Because girls care more about how thick it is to how long because long dicks miss the g-spot.

deathwish 11 years ago
I think I am a lesbian I want sex with guys and girls and I am a girl

TrapMusicDrops 11 years ago
Then you're bisexual

Im_just_oreo 8 years ago
I get a dick qnd a vag?! Why the hell not.

deadpoolorder66 9 years ago
As soon as I read 9 inch dick I died

Zer0billion 9 years ago
Having a dick that big would be REALLY annoying

BawbRaws 9 years ago
I rarely have more than one orgasm a day as it is, so sure.

corlhorl 10 years ago
ummmmmmmmmmmm... I am a girl

AJSAWESOME1 10 years ago
What if i already have one..?

Skull935 10 years ago
Fap once a day

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I'm 11 but don't ever want to lose my dick, how many times a day on average do people have an orgasm, and how do people get one?

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
Now that I know the answer this sounds hilarious.

Yanas \\"Hop off mah Jock\\" Boiyon 10 years ago
I got an elephant dick (ELEPHANT DICK) Its long and it's wiiide, i got an elephant dick (ELEPHANT DICK) i shoot in em eeeyes. I be swingin my dick (Swingin my DICK) Swingin my dick (Swingin my DICK) Yeeeah i need a whale to blow i got a 10ft pole wit a wyo... [Show full comment]

cheeseburger53 8 years ago
Ranger something isn’t right about that
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☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ 10 years ago
W....T....F....*and this,my little kids,is the way you can unsettle girls while having sex*

Darcy 10 years ago
Already have a 10 inch one

McTroll 11 years ago
Why would I want a nine inch dick when I have one thats 11 and a half inches?

Hiimlouis 11 years ago
Sure

MC Sammy 11 years ago
9 inches? HA!! mine is like a yard

TOSTA BOSTER 11 years ago
no way i all ready have a 9 inch dick and can have more then 1 a day

Nepo88 11 years ago
Why not? Just masturbate once a day BWAHAHA

Justin Domer 13 years ago
I already have one.

Hyltran 4 years ago
The world record is more than 18 inches. So 9 inches can’t be that uncommon. This can be true.
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Dayna Morris 13 years ago
As a girl, that would be both gross and amazing

Maarten Voets 13 years ago
already have...

Aaron Taylor 13 years ago
Already have one?

Slickzzzz 7 years ago
Wait so it"s gonna shrink and fall of? No I'm ok

Otaquece 11 years ago
What the heck what about girls?

GiveEmSomeMilk 9 years ago
WHO EVEN LIKES RECEIVING THINGS LIKE THAT!!!!

Michael Baton 13 years ago
physical pain

Ihavethelongestnameever06 8 years ago
Lose lose for me. I am a woman.

TheMLGDogeButtonPusher 11 years ago
i dont get orgasms so i wiiiiiiiiin

ASAEDRIS 9 years ago
never had one. but the size will be useful for future endeavers

yehetitan1288 11 years ago
Im a girl so no

ExpertLing 2 years ago
That's a good joke

VanillaDatBurger 9 years ago
Why i pressed button!?

May714Alice11 12 years ago
Its a little strange for a girl so ima say no........

Prez_YT 5 years ago
well ill be lucky if i do the tango more then 1 a decade

Natsu DragBoss 11 years ago
Fuck this im young
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