Will You Press The Button?

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The Button

48502 (52%) 45147 (48%)

48502 (52%) people have pressed this button, while 45147 (48%) did not.

You can turn invisible on a whim..

but

Every time you do it your dick shrinks an millimeter.

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cxkawa6 months ago

what is this!

KataDark11 months ago

What's this weird dilemma?!

Tythesly10 years ago

How about this... If a girl does this their clit grows out a millimeter

SCG-11713 years ago

NO. NO. NOOOOOOO. s h e m a l e BREH

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LogicWizard3149 years ago

What happens when you run out of dick?

Rockhardabs4 years ago

You get a vagina.

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jitteryandnotveryglittery4 years ago

trans women be like this is a win/win

SerenityJayne4 years ago

amiright

Celina Anderson12 years ago

a good day to be female

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Not unless your a chick WITH a dick.

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Yolo4209 years ago

Dick means Richard, my slave isn't called Richard, his name is Toby :).

KalebwillpresS8 years ago

And I'm Bumbleybees dad

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this is the longest name in the world and you can not beat it no matter what you9 years ago

i'm a girl. so that means..... idk

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago

Lol we did meet before on a different button

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DeltaRune14238 years ago

There is a reason half of us chose to press the button. The creator forgot about being born female.

TheGreatPapyrus46748 years ago

I SEE U TORIEL

SerenityJayne4 years ago

Being a trans woman, I see this as an absolute win

Aq_Qoyunlu4 years ago

My dear dickius maximus is so small already I wont see any change

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Mathematically speaking, the percent change is larger the smaller your dick gets. Perception is based on percent changes, so there’s no way for your dick to be too small that you can’t notice the difference. I’m sorry, but -1

Kevin Campbell12 years ago

an millimeter.... AN millimeter...... AN

Drachentöter7 years ago

Lol

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Dark225 years ago

what if I already lost my dick, would I get a vagina then?

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

No, a portion of your crotch (in the shape of a 1 mm dick) is removed. Each time you turn invisible, the portion grows (2 mm, then 3 mm, 4 mm, etc.).

OlleSjunnesson7 years ago

My penis can't get any smaller

AngryBirdsEpicFan8 years ago

What was this person on when he wrote this?

Price5117 years ago

Hi! I'm a genderbent version of invisible girl from Boku no Hero academia!

Crotalia7 years ago

Yo. I'm a girl.

Theotherday1117 years ago

I'm not female:(

pikachugaming4568 years ago

anyone else notice the mistake, an instead of a

Yuri-Shurutsu8 years ago

I'm a girl so yay!

dankmemes1018 years ago

never had one :/

dankmemes1018 years ago

I'm a girl

Kam998 years ago

The advantageous is being a female

AJSAWESOME18 years ago

Female and asexual snicker.

Kaori8 years ago

I don't have a dick 😂

Chronic9 years ago

Even with the "but," being able to save you're life now and then can be kinda handy.

nioninja10 years ago

If it saves my life a millimeter isn't that bad

mr nobody 12310 years ago

Stay invisible forever you could be a creepy stalker not that I am at all

Carl Stevenson12 years ago

My dicks so small already it won't even make a difference

Hendrix9 years ago

When it's soft or hard?

Siobhan Mackie12 years ago

Not an issue as i'm female :)

Dani Dezendorf12 years ago

lol I'm a girl

Mohstrong8 years ago

Yeah so do it only if you need to

jimtheknight10 years ago

Okay, so keep the invisibility for emergencies only. #nodownside

WarriorWitch4 years ago

I'm so glad I'm a girl. No decision and I could be invisible.

makitstop9 years ago

so i realey dont care + 1mm is not alot

Diana Carolina Ortiz PÃ©rez12 years ago

i don't have a dick...so i don't give a fuck. LOL

Nerdkind7 years ago

Bad grammar instantly nullifies the downside. If you said a instead of an, then oh boy would I be in trouble.

zlaja10 years ago

u rob a bank and whit the money you get surgery

ASimpleOreo8 years ago

I even if I was a male I wouldn't even care

NerdyNinjaLife 10 years ago

Being female can sometimes be good;)

sinien9 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm a girl

bree10 years ago

i have no dick so ha! you failed

AkaneSeijuro8 years ago

I don't have one! Happy to be female!

brianTwill10 years ago

I will have to be invisible about 200 times then............damn

Devil_dedlast year

Yeah that's when being female comes in clutch 🌚✨

The Hood9 years ago

Only when you use it.I can use it when i need 2.

Voidsteel10 years ago

What happens if/when you use it all up?

Pentargon6 years ago

Won't make any diference at 20 miles

ThatTacoDude9 years ago

An millimeter.. that's literal not a word so.. no difference

BALLSINMYMOUTH3 years ago

a good day to be a trans woman

jeneanturner9 years ago

yeah, IAMAWOMAN!!!!!!

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