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You can have sex with anyone you want 5 days a month for the the rest of your life
but
You may never masturbate again.
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exotic809 years ago
WHO MASTERBATES when they can have sex

Hyltran2 years ago
For a woman it is probably enough but not for a man. And if a woman chooses a rich man to have sex with she can get pregnant by him and get a lot of child support money from him.
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51Sapphire517 years ago
*Asexuals sigh in the background*

Louies27 days ago
*asexuell sigh ×5*
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WBGrock9 years ago
Do they have to be real people, can i use fictional people? can i bang Zone-tan?

TitouanPontet7 years ago
I hope so because some pokemons are really sexy

taylorjames039 years ago
*is an ace person who masterbates*

UselessCompanion7 years ago
Only 5 times a month?

Serano7 years ago
lol

mr.whatface9 years ago
Masturbating would be pretty fucking pointless when you're fucking someone > once a week.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions3 years ago
Some people have high labidos, I pretty much always have a stuffy, and it rarely goes down after use.

Goop9 years ago
What in the flick is master urging

CMHammond8 years ago
I feel the need to correct any mistakes in my old comments (typos and auto-correct): *too
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Jibanyan9 years ago
Ugh, perverted teenagers.

Chezhro7 years ago
D3monslay I’m 10 and I don’t watch kid shows I watch stranger things instead
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Bbcdk12158 years ago
Wouldn't have too if she does it for me 😉

GangsternauwL7 years ago
For real that is so smart

quickstirke8 years ago
Fuck this! I'm still in A Grades School. So... PLZ STOP WITH THE FUCKING "SEX" LANGUAGE!!!

DarkseidWR7 years ago
You are speaking in that language

Shana Beals12 years ago
I don't want to have sex and I don't masturbate, useless button.

AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago
How can one human withstand such horror? You earned yourself a medal.
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McFucky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)9 years ago
>inb4 ikaros

Woululuu9 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/227423

Billy Schmied12 years ago
whats the down sides :3?

IstoletheJam9 years ago
Who gives a sh*t?

MasterBaiter72 months ago
Well this is awkward

kingsling3459 years ago
the funny thing is y masturbate

JustLikeTheySay8 years ago
HA! IM 12! I DONT DO THAT! I really should get of this site...

Foxesarecool7 years ago
I’m only 10
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Blake Walker12 years ago
You guys need a main squeeze.

MickeyMouse7 years ago
I already can have sex with over 5 people a month, so why would I do it?

WolfOfInsanity9 years ago
There is no fucking downside

King-Newb9 years ago
Or you could just do what I do which is, I have a girlfriend and we have sex minimum once every other day.

0tus9 years ago
5 days a month ? Woooooohoooooooo!

DerpFace929 years ago
Fuck no

Ken2real 9 years ago
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ninjatiger10 years ago
Half the buttons on this website are about sex.Not everythings about sex people! :(

Loltoast459 years ago
Spam👇

lexxtheauthor8 years ago
I don't masterbate that often anyways

Malou Lewin12 years ago
5dx24h/d=120h of sex with annyone

ErrorCodeMLG9 years ago
feefefef

RachelArkless8 years ago
Just fuck around the rest of the month too?

Ilikefords4445554 years ago
it says not masturbate, but climaxing on the other hand. So here I am, waiting to hear the downside

jhud9 years ago
id be ok with that

scheuerman10 years ago
As long as they do all the work *arms behind head*

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Why settle for 5 days a month when you could have it 3 times a day.

dankmemes1018 years ago
I don't do either.

badasswaterplant11 years ago
Any time I need to masturbate have sex with someone. No downside.

LockerSpawn9 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex..

Loudgreg9 years ago
Let me guess... I know. That song but.. DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX
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Loganicai9 years ago
Where's the downside?

TheCreeperSWE9 years ago
With that I don't have to masturbate

TeamKobus28 years ago
NOOOOO! NOO!

Christian GameGuy Mäerten12 years ago
win win

LzzFlores7 years ago
Left hand, even more useless

yahoo13569 years ago
i wont need to masturbate if i have someone to bang for five times a month, like... BRUH!?

jack16269 years ago
U people are sex maniaks

WutIsLife9 years ago
Why the fuck would I want to masturbate?! Sex all the way!

ilovegames976889 years ago
this one is stupid,HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF RAPEING

Dragondude22377 years ago
lol I do that to someone everyday and I'm 11
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ololo7 years ago
any one

Genkiduro10 years ago
@ninjatiger This is the internet and the internet is for porn. Sure everything is about sex !

werty9 years ago
TO MANY CHILDS..
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