Will You Press The Button?

exotic809 years ago

WHO MASTERBATES when they can have sex

Hyltran2 years ago

For a woman it is probably enough but not for a man. And if a woman chooses a rich man to have sex with she can get pregnant by him and get a lot of child support money from him.

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51Sapphire517 years ago

*Asexuals sigh in the background*

Louies27 days ago

*asexuell sigh ×5*

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WBGrock9 years ago

Do they have to be real people, can i use fictional people? can i bang Zone-tan?

TitouanPontet7 years ago

I hope so because some pokemons are really sexy

taylorjames039 years ago

*is an ace person who masterbates*

UselessCompanion7 years ago

Only 5 times a month?

Serano7 years ago

lol

mr.whatface9 years ago

Masturbating would be pretty fucking pointless when you're fucking someone > once a week.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions3 years ago

Some people have high labidos, I pretty much always have a stuffy, and it rarely goes down after use.

Goop9 years ago

What in the flick is master urging

CMHammond8 years ago

I feel the need to correct any mistakes in my old comments (typos and auto-correct): *too

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Jibanyan9 years ago

Ugh, perverted teenagers.

Chezhro7 years ago

D3monslay I’m 10 and I don’t watch kid shows I watch stranger things instead

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Bbcdk12158 years ago

Wouldn't have too if she does it for me 😉

GangsternauwL7 years ago

For real that is so smart

quickstirke8 years ago

Fuck this! I'm still in A Grades School. So... PLZ STOP WITH THE FUCKING "SEX" LANGUAGE!!!

DarkseidWR7 years ago

You are speaking in that language

Shana Beals12 years ago

I don't want to have sex and I don't masturbate, useless button.

AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago

How can one human withstand such horror? You earned yourself a medal.

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McFucky ( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;)9 years ago

>inb4 ikaros

Woululuu9 years ago

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/227423

CMHammond9 years ago

You CAN. We already can, but without consent, it is rape.

heatfromfire3 years ago

i dont masturbate but like i dont care about fucking random people who dont know me do i just not press?

Mystic0Zephyr9 years ago

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Enrique_Gil8 years ago

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cjl7 years ago

this is ...:p

AssFace10 years ago

WHAT IS THE DOWNSIDE

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Why not have as much sex as you'd want when you'd want?

WillToWrite9 years ago

sex < beating the meat.

bobert9 years ago

hand jobs

super9 years ago

Hey! I'm only 9 What does masturbate meen ?

twist3d_insan39 years ago

Pizza

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DmitriVinokurovDV158 years ago

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GangsternauwL7 years ago

Ill bang her thats what im trying to say

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olemartin11 years ago

wait, having sex 5 days nonstop every month?

AzraelAngel179 years ago

lol don't need those chain things i already have the love of my life

Aaron Ogle12 years ago

WORTH. IT.

SnaiLords9 years ago

I'm an asexual....

bugmenot9 years ago

Ace. Don't care.

M4 EnthUZIast9 years ago

not a second of hesitation to push that button, like who the fuck masturbates when they can bang

SkibidiBiden5 years ago

im a kid and this is wrong

Toukii.Love9 years ago

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awesomeness9189 years ago

you cant masturbare but just choose your days wisly.

phoenixzraa7 years ago

SMASHES BUTTON

heartsandsmarts7510 years ago

What about those of us that don't care about sex or aren't even supposed to know of it?

Luiz Gustavo9 years ago

WE DON'T HAVE TO MASTURBATE WE CAN HAVE SEX MAN THERE'S NO BADSIDE

Noah Talavera12 years ago

Goddammit, that one was tough.

Sampiyon289 years ago

There is no downside

Golira1239 years ago

I'll make it count then.

what are thoze9 years ago

isnt sex masturbating inside the girls pussy

MrKrabs13 years ago

Bro if I can have sex why masturbate

Michael2569 years ago

Only 5 days a month? Meh...

JamieDxx8 years ago

so, you can shag anyone you want for 5 days a month, and then after those 5 days it"s just shagging people who also wish to shag you. why would you need to wank? xD

doomguy647 years ago

I can have sex. fuck masturbation.

jfb133710 years ago

Why would I need to masturbate?

Vixor the deathgun9 years ago

AGAIN I DONTMASTERBATE SO IM COOL

cmrx29 years ago

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JohnPariah11 years ago

is there an "indifferent" button?

Frostinii 9 years ago

Your only affected by this if you want to masturbate more than 5 times a month haha! Shoot I'm out...

The_Marc_Man9 years ago

Just space out the days you have sex so you don't have to go a long time being sexually frustrated...

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