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You can have sex with anyone you want
but
Every time you do have sex, your mother gets a text message vividly describing the act
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IamApparentlyLean last year
My mom would just block the number she blocks any number she doesn’t know

shuangmian last year
Yes.🤣🤣🤣

John Wolf 10 years ago
Who the fuck sends the text

TJOCcreation 6 years ago
Bernie Sanders, who is violently masturbating to the video he recorded.
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fitemelilgaiboi 11 years ago
Pfff message, i will call her and leave it on speaker.

Bob Bobington 11 years ago
Just kill your mom...

AmnesicGappy 6 years ago
Psycopath reflections
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Mellynoe 9 years ago
My mom would think it"s funny as hell. She literally writes smut so she can't complain too much :D

if69 10 years ago
Loop hole I have no mom

The_Eerie_Red_Light 11 years ago
I hate my mom so screw her she can suck an egg.

rickymanning 9 years ago
same
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Jacob Wright 13 years ago
I can only see this as being completely hilarious.

jello-man 5 years ago
my mother is dead
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Keishon 10 years ago
My mom gives me condoms for my birthday. so I see no downside

Randomestnameofall 9 years ago
@shouhiro how would you know lol
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ph03n1xm00n 10 years ago
Take her phone during it, and after it's done, delete the message, and triple check that you deleted it.

Idiotismewaaimaidiot 9 years ago
SMASH YOUR MUMS ELECTRONICS THEN IT WON'T MATTER SO YES

HerdOfTurtles 9 years ago
Asexual... again. These questions are getting boring.

Ewan Brain 13 years ago
Psssh, that's her problem.

Destruct 9 years ago
Vividly describing the act ............ of buying the groceries

Andrew Philip 13 years ago
Just take her phone >.>

Santiago D. Pérez 13 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex

Punk_Gurl94 6 years ago
I have seen multiple comments on various different websites and forums saying the EXACT SAME THING. WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THIS COMMENT!!?!!!!!??!!??!?!
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TheDerpster124 10 years ago
My mom died when i was 5

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago
I'm sorry 😐
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Undertailor 10 years ago
Well, just borrow her phone and delete the text message

DILLONMLG 11 years ago
Mines dead

Jamey Burky 13 years ago
Unless if you live in Alabama, where you have sex with your mother (Incest joke)

Maypaws 5 years ago
As someone from Alabama, I gotta say that"s completely messed up and I could never, ever do that... I'm not lesbian! /hj (but for real what"s with all the alabama jokes)
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Luninini 11 years ago
Just take your moms phone and lend her your extra phone when you are about to have sex. Solved the problem easy. And if your mom is dead then i guess you are in luck when it comes to this, of course not about your mom being dead is lucky at all.

Aata 10 years ago
But then again what if the extra phone still gets it?

rly 11 years ago
who is texting her just tell her not to read them

Jonathan Lovett 13 years ago
Take ur moms phone

Sebastian Kristoff Womack 13 years ago
"mom never open one of my text messages again"

abcx 10 years ago
Nobody said it's sent from your account.

Nick Cirillo 13 years ago
Steal her phone.

egirldestroyer3000 5 years ago
Id be laughing my ass off if this happened

Table_Pepper 10 years ago
Mother doesn't have a phone

Galhaar 12 years ago
Just tell her to delete the text and don't tell her why.

Jackyboi 9 years ago
Ugh, it would be funny, if you"re straight. Otherwise she gon be disturbed

DarkWolfLord 11 years ago
Hilarious 😅

Nobodyspecific 10 years ago
Good thing I don't plan on ever having sex

minimite16 11 years ago
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koalamakecake 9 years ago
my mom is dead so its fine

rafaelmb112 11 years ago
Holy shit, 51% of people are desperate to have sex ...

GamingOS 11 years ago
My mom would be so proud.Plus the message could be in binary or some other long lost language

DumbassDiana 6 years ago
Why tf is it a 50/50

JK_X 11 years ago
Just take her fhone

wfgxr last year
my mum will be proud of me

Loopiloop 11 years ago
its not from your phone you know. he wont beleve the stranger

MarianKitka 11 years ago
Wait untill she is dead then have fun lolz. Or grab her phone and block urself on it so she doesnt get it

Yecgaa 10 years ago
My mother don't have a phone.

_anime_girl_117_ 10 years ago
HELL TO THE NO why would people want to have sex?

IdkTbh 10 years ago
So people like you can exist.

TheReilThing 12 years ago
Ha ha jokes on you my mom has no phone

KassyFrost 9 years ago
I can have sex with Robert Downey Jr and my mom sees what were doing via text. There is no fucking downside she wouldn't even answer probably....

dude, maybe? 11 years ago
*looks at phone* great he's at it again

Thecrow 10 years ago
Get a new phone if you are that desprate Still sex with anyone you like that is worth it

WideLoad 4 years ago
dude, my mom´s dead

CheetahtheBoss 9 years ago
Wherected mask, the text won't describe who you are, she won't know

oldnotweak 11 years ago
my mom doesn't have a phone...............

LorenWasHere 10 years ago
She makes me feel like shit for things I didn't even do. And takes everything out on me. Payback.

Omni 11 years ago
My mom has a landline, can't receive texts
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