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You can have sex with anyone you want
but
Every time you do have sex, your mother gets a text message vividly describing the act
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John Wolf9 years ago
Who the fuck sends the text

TJOCcreation5 years ago
Bernie Sanders, who is violently masturbating to the video he recorded.
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fitemelilgaiboi9 years ago
Pfff message, i will call her and leave it on speaker.

Bob Bobington9 years ago
Just kill your mom...

AmnesicGappy4 years ago
Psycopath reflections
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Mellynoe8 years ago
My mom would think it"s funny as hell. She literally writes smut so she can't complain too much :D

if699 years ago
Loop hole I have no mom

The_Eerie_Red_Light9 years ago
I hate my mom so screw her she can suck an egg.

rickymanning7 years ago
same
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Keishon9 years ago
My mom gives me condoms for my birthday. so I see no downside

Randomestnameofall8 years ago
@shouhiro how would you know lol
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Jacob Wright12 years ago
I can only see this as being completely hilarious.

jello-man4 years ago
my mother is dead
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ph03n1xm00n9 years ago
Take her phone during it, and after it's done, delete the message, and triple check that you deleted it.

Idiotismewaaimaidiot7 years ago
SMASH YOUR MUMS ELECTRONICS THEN IT WON'T MATTER SO YES

HerdOfTurtles8 years ago
Asexual... again. These questions are getting boring.

Ewan Brain12 years ago
Psssh, that's her problem.

Destruct7 years ago
Vividly describing the act ............ of buying the groceries

Andrew Philip12 years ago
Just take her phone >.>

Santiago D. Pérez12 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex

Punk_Gurl945 years ago
I have seen multiple comments on various different websites and forums saying the EXACT SAME THING. WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THIS COMMENT!!?!!!!!??!!??!?!
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TheDerpster1248 years ago
My mom died when i was 5

TheAwesomePurpleOwl7 years ago
I'm sorry 😐
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Undertailor9 years ago
Well, just borrow her phone and delete the text message

DILLONMLG 9 years ago
Mines dead

Luninini9 years ago
Just take your moms phone and lend her your extra phone when you are about to have sex. Solved the problem easy. And if your mom is dead then i guess you are in luck when it comes to this, of course not about your mom being dead is lucky at all.

Aata9 years ago
But then again what if the extra phone still gets it?

rly9 years ago
who is texting her just tell her not to read them

Jamey Burky12 years ago
Unless if you live in Alabama, where you have sex with your mother (Incest joke)

Maypaws3 years ago
As someone from Alabama, I gotta say that"s completely messed up and I could never, ever do that... I'm not lesbian! /hj (but for real what"s with all the alabama jokes)
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Jonathan Lovett12 years ago
Take ur moms phone

Nick Cirillo12 years ago
Steal her phone.

Sebastian Kristoff Womack12 years ago
"mom never open one of my text messages again"

abcx9 years ago
Nobody said it's sent from your account.

kaymazo8 years ago
My mother would either not care or be happy for me probably

costin739 years ago
She can be dead.

hiImBored8 years ago
as long as i don't gotta be the one textingher

Shadowtheproxy9 years ago
Sucks for her

Obscvritas4 years ago
Again, what is with all the guys making those ridiculous decisions. "Controlling other people or having sex with whoever you want" lol bruh get a fucking life, your sad pathetic Master/slave fetish is laughable. Just socialize and you pretty much get the same thing.

auchrien(thecheapskate)9 years ago
WTF IS THIS QUESTIN

ButtonPresser60005 years ago
2 for 1

EdaciousEllis9 years ago
*looks at phone* Shit it sent it to mum again! *types* New phanfic! What do you think?

Numanar Von Epicloud12 years ago
I dont like my mum.

Stalker_Lemon8 years ago
It"s revenge for the horrible childhood I got.

MinecraftProN9 years ago
heeeeeel no

XW7 years ago
Just destroy her take her phone and delete everything.

Celtore6 years ago
Destroy her, hell no

IAmTrash9 years ago
Oh god, no.

ahmadfaris8 years ago
I'll steal her phone and block my number

Cat434last year
My mom is dead :( I take

DarthRevan2010 years ago
I respect my mother too much for this.

zwaglou8 years ago
What if your mom is dead

Jixtron9 years ago
50/50.. decisions decisions

Jio3 years ago
I'm sorry mom.

POKEMON GIRL539 years ago
That is solo wierd

Aleph11 years ago
Joke's on you, my mom's dead so now downside for me

The_Almighty_Shenron7 years ago
Idc bout my mama she can’t tell me what to do when I am an adult

PJOBro9 years ago
The thing is my mom don't read texts AND van't read English, so no downsides for me.

DaRealConMan4 years ago
Turn your mom’s phone off and then smash it with a hammer

Gabe Juhasz12 years ago
troll spam her!

Johnny253929 years ago
That sounds like a her problem lol

abcedarian9 years ago
jokes on you my moms dead
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