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You can have sex with anyone you want
but
Every time you do have sex, your mother gets a text message vividly describing the act
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John Wolf9 years ago
Who the fuck sends the text

TJOCcreation5 years ago
Bernie Sanders, who is violently masturbating to the video he recorded.
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fitemelilgaiboi9 years ago
Pfff message, i will call her and leave it on speaker.

Bob Bobington9 years ago
Just kill your mom...

AmnesicGappy4 years ago
Psycopath reflections
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Mellynoe8 years ago
My mom would think it"s funny as hell. She literally writes smut so she can't complain too much :D

if699 years ago
Loop hole I have no mom

The_Eerie_Red_Light9 years ago
I hate my mom so screw her she can suck an egg.

rickymanning7 years ago
same
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Keishon9 years ago
My mom gives me condoms for my birthday. so I see no downside

Randomestnameofall8 years ago
@shouhiro how would you know lol
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Jacob Wright12 years ago
I can only see this as being completely hilarious.

jello-man4 years ago
my mother is dead
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ph03n1xm00n9 years ago
Take her phone during it, and after it's done, delete the message, and triple check that you deleted it.

Idiotismewaaimaidiot7 years ago
SMASH YOUR MUMS ELECTRONICS THEN IT WON'T MATTER SO YES

HerdOfTurtles8 years ago
Asexual... again. These questions are getting boring.

Ewan Brain12 years ago
Psssh, that's her problem.

Destruct7 years ago
Vividly describing the act ............ of buying the groceries

Andrew Philip12 years ago
Just take her phone >.>

Santiago D. Pérez12 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex

Punk_Gurl945 years ago
I have seen multiple comments on various different websites and forums saying the EXACT SAME THING. WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THIS COMMENT!!?!!!!!??!!??!?!
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TheDerpster1248 years ago
My mom died when i was 5

TheAwesomePurpleOwl7 years ago
I'm sorry 😐
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Undertailor9 years ago
Well, just borrow her phone and delete the text message

DILLONMLG 9 years ago
Mines dead

Luninini9 years ago
Just take your moms phone and lend her your extra phone when you are about to have sex. Solved the problem easy. And if your mom is dead then i guess you are in luck when it comes to this, of course not about your mom being dead is lucky at all.

Aata9 years ago
But then again what if the extra phone still gets it?

rly9 years ago
who is texting her just tell her not to read them

Jamey Burky12 years ago
Unless if you live in Alabama, where you have sex with your mother (Incest joke)

Maypaws3 years ago
As someone from Alabama, I gotta say that"s completely messed up and I could never, ever do that... I'm not lesbian! /hj (but for real what"s with all the alabama jokes)
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Jonathan Lovett12 years ago
Take ur moms phone

Nick Cirillo12 years ago
Steal her phone.

Sebastian Kristoff Womack12 years ago
"mom never open one of my text messages again"

abcx8 years ago
Nobody said it's sent from your account.

Gracefulraptor7 years ago
WELL MY MOTHER KILLED HERSELF WHEN I WAS 2 SO JOKE"S ON YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahahahahahaha ha.... ha... the worst part is i"m not even joking.

Idiotismewaaimaidiot7 years ago
If she did wouldn't you be sad?

JustPandaLove9 years ago
I will forever runaway and that os the inly way she knows how im doing

KKKsupremeleader8 years ago
So pornstars

CaptinGamer9 years ago
Take the phone.

ROronoa8210 years ago
my mom would be proud of such a player as myself

nyandragons8 years ago
my mom only has a landline >:)

minimite169 years ago
Just say your friend did it as a prank or something

Jewhitler4 years ago
I would laugh my ass off getting a call from her asking what the fuck shes reading

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Sure why not? Who cares if she gets texted a play by play of what & who I did, at least she wouldn't be watching it live.

NicholasPizza8 years ago
wut if ur moms ded

HS_Killjam9 years ago
My mom deserves it since she failed at her job at being a mom

HeroOfTheStorm5 years ago
Well my mother will die someday soooo

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
I know my mums phone password so I can just block the texts and take her phone

AnthonyBrann8 years ago
my moms kinda a prick

FizzyAppleJuice9 years ago
My mom is gonna flip out.

nighthawkmasacre9 years ago
HELL YEAH!!!

blaminbetus8 years ago
My mom can't access her texts, not technologically inclined enough.

NHLBlaster9 years ago
Oh hellll no

Luna_last month
I’m an orphan lol

Loopiloop9 years ago
the seccond time this day

l_bin397 years ago
Wow

LinaRukova3 years ago
I'll get her phone and block that number just before first time

VZander9 years ago
My mother doesn't own a phone xD

Kendrick61811 years ago
mom died

JoshBurford7 years ago
my mom is dead

shanechan9 years ago
your son is having sex the * is being inserted to her* in a magic mike position

Absurd888 years ago
Momma gonna find out what a freak her son is.
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