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You can fly.

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While in the air, you shit every 3 seconds. Kind of like a bird.

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pereira203 11 years ago

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ? FLY AWAY

SpeedStriker 6 years ago

you dont give a shit,you just take shits

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Psykness 5 years ago

You"d never be constipated again, and you could hover over the seat. 🔴👈🏾 💩

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, I"M PETER PANTSLESS!!!

Migdin1 9 years ago

OH MY GOD!! IT IS A SEAGULL PERSON!!!

bob_burger 3 years ago

#gettingmytrollingup

_Artistic_ 11 years ago

Hell yeah, I'll shit on cars and people's heads!

Davin57 5 years ago

YES SHIT ON EVERYTHING

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drwubles 10 years ago

Where's the downside

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Then I can wear an anal catheter and pull it out near Donald trumps house

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago

Take permanent residence near Trump"s house and poop on him every time he comes out.

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radmad 11 years ago

The poop doesn't necessarily have to be that big. Pea-sized poops.

Marj Hodruj 13 years ago

WOOOOOOO SHITTING ON PEOPLE

Apollo924 4 years ago

My thoughts exactly!

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coolkidash123 11 years ago

YAY i'v always wanted to poop in the air!!!!

Press the button... Or nah 10 years ago

Go say hello to your enemies or people you hate with shit!

smith9999999 10 years ago

YES I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE A BIRD AND POOP ON EVERYTHING!!!!!

Mostly Harmless 11 years ago

If you only poop frequently while in there air you can still choose to not use it.

SeabassJames 9 years ago

You are almost always in air. What are you surrounded with? What do you breathe?

superninja44889 9 years ago

Thats how you fly. Rocket propulsion.

Malachi 6 years ago

ERROR 404 DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND

seelctedvibes 9 years ago

Where is my ex....

Hello-I-am-Andrew 9 years ago

Yay I shall be poop man

Kira Hoshimi 10 years ago

What's the bad part pull down the trousers and bam.

Idkwhattonamemyself 7 years ago

Its a bird! Its a plane! No! Its shittyman!

MDarkKing1654 7 years ago

No but still really funny

Adam Remillard 13 years ago

birds dont shit every 3 seconds xD but holy fuck imagine a seagull shitting every three seconds,

isuc4life 8 years ago

it was a joke dammit

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TheChaseBoss 9 years ago

It"s like a dream come true, you can shit on all of your worst enemy"s every three seconds. But you will never get a job because you shit on your soon to be boss"s seat. 💩

Mai-chan 9 years ago

Every 3 seconds?! That can NOT be healthy...

CM_Gabriel61 10 years ago

I don't see a downside in that

Coolcon 10 years ago

Flys over the people who bullies me

Pitler10 10 years ago

Poop incomingðŸ˜±!!!

SuperGirlSierra13 10 years ago

Bring it on!!!!

MeGuMi 11 years ago

Fly over the people you hate. : )

thebeavers 11 years ago

Were the down side now I can fly and shit with out having to land! Yay

AlakzanderA 11 years ago

AMAZING!!!! That is all I have to say :D

LionDevil_RS 11 years ago

Thats a amazing super power

arandompersonplayingabuttongame 11 years ago

can i just fly over donald trump 24/7

Xavierdasavage 8 years ago

A bird shit every 3 seconds let me look that up

kawaii.penguinn 11 years ago

I see no downside lol!!

Mr_Dr_Loophole 10 years ago

fly for two glide for 1 fly for two repeat process.

Megan Claire Ling 13 years ago

Sucks for them, not me. Plus, shitting more = higher metabolism. Seriously, no downside for me.

Wolwerine513 10 years ago

Umm then stop after 2 seconds and continue. ðŸ˜‚

PenisFingers. 11 years ago

Just take a non-laxitive

Aaronaxa432 9 years ago

Were pants people

CynchNeko 11 years ago

Trolling for days!

Dark22 6 years ago

YAY IM A PIDGEON

Spadehound 11 years ago

Fuck the planes, send me then to bomb the IS.

DaBigDude8 9 years ago

Just a question, does that mean that you"d have to eat every 3 seconds too or you"d poop yourself out..?

kittenune 12 years ago

Loophole: tape feathers to your body and live as a bird for the rest of your life.

PapyrusFan765 10 years ago

THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL NOT POOP ON OTHERS!!!!!!

no name578 10 years ago

MOAR

MyliePolley 9 years ago

Wear a diaper¿

Tim Newman 13 years ago

fly for 2 second bursts

Mashie07 11 years ago

FUCKING SHIT LIKE THERE IS NO TOMMOROW

Ratatatatuille 8 years ago

Every time you fly, bring toilet paper. That may or may not have to be over your budget buying that many rolls, but the best part is you can just go naked.

napstablook1234 11 years ago

i would, but like, its poooooooooooooop

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