YES I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE A BIRD AND POOP ON EVERYTHING!!!!!
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superninja448897 years ago
Thats how you fly. Rocket propulsion.
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Mostly Harmless9 years ago
If you only poop frequently while in there air you can still choose to not use it.
SeabassJames7 years ago
You are almost always in air. What are you surrounded with? What do you breathe?
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seelctedvibes7 years ago
Where is my ex....
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Hello-I-am-Andrew8 years ago
Yay I shall be poop man
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Idkwhattonamemyself5 years ago
Its a bird! Its a plane! No! Its shittyman!
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Kira Hoshimi8 years ago
What's the bad part pull down the trousers and bam.
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MDarkKing16546 years ago
No but still really funny
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TheChaseBoss7 years ago
It"s like a dream come true, you can shit on all of your worst enemy"s every three seconds. But you will never get a job because you shit on your soon to be boss"s seat. 💩
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Adam Remillard12 years ago
birds dont shit every 3 seconds xD but holy fuck imagine a seagull shitting every three seconds,
Were the down side now I can fly and shit with out having to land! Yay
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AlakzanderA9 years ago
AMAZING!!!! That is all I have to say :D
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LionDevil_RS 9 years ago
Thats a amazing super power
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arandompersonplayingabuttongame9 years ago
can i just fly over donald trump 24/7
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SeñorGoatMan11 years ago
I would never walk again
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coolkiller249 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Procrastination566r8 years ago
Just wear a diaper or a plastic bag
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funstopper20009 years ago
What is wrong with you people
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Damian93037 years ago
I mean, it doesn't take effect till you fly
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MinusG9 years ago
I bet this shit is funny to drunk 12 year olds
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bobert4568 years ago
Now you can literally give a flying turd
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ArtsyCrafty8 years ago
Caw! Caw! Motherfuckers!
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Stargirl3219 years ago
Hell yhea
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Snescube9 years ago
That would be hilarious if nothing else
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ottertheplush5 years ago
Constipated? Fly.
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CookieIsLife9 years ago
Life is shit. Be life and give it to some else
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RobloxGirl8 years ago
That"s hilarious omg. But no
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kalorka810 years ago
Ummm I don't want to do that
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ultrabuttonpesser7 years ago
me: is that a meteor shit?? *shit : prepare to be dead * me: HOLY SHIT
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Azurali9 years ago
i would probably die in 15 seconds
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Shadow_23638 years ago
There are lots of ways to counter this. First, just use the bathroom before flying. Second, just wear a diaper.
Migdin18 years ago
The first one doesnt work, you would be pooping every 3rd second, even if there was no food or other stuff in your body left
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