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You can fly.
but
While in the air, you shit every 3 seconds. Kind of like a bird.
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pereira203 11 years ago
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ? FLY AWAY

SpeedStriker 6 years ago
you dont give a shit,you just take shits
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Psykness 5 years ago
You"d never be constipated again, and you could hover over the seat. 🔴👈🏾 💩

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, I"M PETER PANTSLESS!!!

Migdin1 9 years ago
OH MY GOD!! IT IS A SEAGULL PERSON!!!

bob_burger 3 years ago
#gettingmytrollingup

_Artistic_ 11 years ago
Hell yeah, I'll shit on cars and people's heads!

Davin57 5 years ago
YES SHIT ON EVERYTHING
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drwubles 10 years ago
Where's the downside

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
Then I can wear an anal catheter and pull it out near Donald trumps house

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago
Take permanent residence near Trump"s house and poop on him every time he comes out.
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radmad 11 years ago
The poop doesn't necessarily have to be that big. Pea-sized poops.

Marj Hodruj 13 years ago
WOOOOOOO SHITTING ON PEOPLE

Apollo924 4 years ago
My thoughts exactly!
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coolkidash123 11 years ago
YAY i'v always wanted to poop in the air!!!!

Press the button... Or nah 10 years ago
Go say hello to your enemies or people you hate with shit!

smith9999999 10 years ago
YES I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE A BIRD AND POOP ON EVERYTHING!!!!!

Mostly Harmless 11 years ago
If you only poop frequently while in there air you can still choose to not use it.

SeabassJames 9 years ago
You are almost always in air. What are you surrounded with? What do you breathe?

superninja44889 9 years ago
Thats how you fly. Rocket propulsion.

Malachi 6 years ago
ERROR 404 DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND

seelctedvibes 9 years ago
Where is my ex....

Hello-I-am-Andrew 9 years ago
Yay I shall be poop man

Kira Hoshimi 10 years ago
What's the bad part pull down the trousers and bam.

Idkwhattonamemyself 7 years ago
Its a bird! Its a plane! No! Its shittyman!

MDarkKing1654 7 years ago
No but still really funny

Adam Remillard 13 years ago
birds dont shit every 3 seconds xD but holy fuck imagine a seagull shitting every three seconds,

isuc4life 8 years ago
it was a joke dammit
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TheChaseBoss 9 years ago
It"s like a dream come true, you can shit on all of your worst enemy"s every three seconds. But you will never get a job because you shit on your soon to be boss"s seat. 💩

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Every 3 seconds?! That can NOT be healthy...

CM_Gabriel61 10 years ago
I don't see a downside in that

Coolcon 10 years ago
Flys over the people who bullies me

Pitler10 10 years ago
Poop incoming😱!!!

SuperGirlSierra13 10 years ago
Bring it on!!!!

MeGuMi 11 years ago
Fly over the people you hate. : )

thebeavers 11 years ago
Were the down side now I can fly and shit with out having to land! Yay

AlakzanderA 11 years ago
AMAZING!!!! That is all I have to say :D

LionDevil_RS 11 years ago
Thats a amazing super power

arandompersonplayingabuttongame 11 years ago
can i just fly over donald trump 24/7

Procrastination566r 9 years ago
Just wear a diaper or a plastic bag

SeñorGoatMan 12 years ago
I would never walk again

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funstopper2000 11 years ago
What is wrong with you people

Damian9303 8 years ago
I mean, it doesn't take effect till you fly

MinusG 11 years ago
I bet this shit is funny to drunk 12 year olds

bobert456 10 years ago
Now you can literally give a flying turd

ArtsyCrafty 10 years ago
Caw! Caw! Motherfuckers!

Stargirl321 11 years ago
Hell yhea

Snescube 10 years ago
That would be hilarious if nothing else

ottertheplush 6 years ago
Constipated? Fly.

CookieIsLife 11 years ago
Life is shit. Be life and give it to some else

RobloxGirl 9 years ago
That"s hilarious omg. But no

kalorka8 12 years ago
Ummm I don't want to do that

ultrabuttonpesser 8 years ago
me: is that a meteor shit?? *shit : prepare to be dead * me: HOLY SHIT

Azurali 11 years ago
i would probably die in 15 seconds

Shadow_2363 9 years ago
There are lots of ways to counter this. First, just use the bathroom before flying. Second, just wear a diaper.

Migdin1 9 years ago
The first one doesnt work, you would be pooping every 3rd second, even if there was no food or other stuff in your body left

Kriko Nashime 13 years ago
You people who clicked it are really Stupid

Zulvo 10 years ago
You're stupid
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