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You can fly.

but

While in the air, you shit every 3 seconds. Kind of like a bird.

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bob_burgerlast year

#gettingmytrollingup

pereira2039 years ago

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ? FLY AWAY

SpeedStriker4 years ago

you dont give a shit,you just take shits

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Psykness3 years ago

You"d never be constipated again, and you could hover over the seat. 🔴👈🏾 💩

ThePaulDude8 years ago

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, I"M PETER PANTSLESS!!!

Migdin18 years ago

OH MY GOD!! IT IS A SEAGULL PERSON!!!

_Artistic_9 years ago

Hell yeah, I'll shit on cars and people's heads!

Davin573 years ago

YES SHIT ON EVERYTHING

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drwubles9 years ago

Where's the downside

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

Then I can wear an anal catheter and pull it out near Donald trumps house

spirit_of_fire7 years ago

Take permanent residence near Trump"s house and poop on him every time he comes out.

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radmad9 years ago

The poop doesn't necessarily have to be that big. Pea-sized poops.

coolkidash1239 years ago

YAY i'v always wanted to poop in the air!!!!

Press the button... Or nah9 years ago

Go say hello to your enemies or people you hate with shit!

Marj Hodruj12 years ago

WOOOOOOO SHITTING ON PEOPLE

Apollo9243 years ago

My thoughts exactly!

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Malachi5 years ago

ERROR 404 DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND

smith99999999 years ago

YES I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE A BIRD AND POOP ON EVERYTHING!!!!!

superninja448897 years ago

Thats how you fly. Rocket propulsion.

Mostly Harmless9 years ago

If you only poop frequently while in there air you can still choose to not use it.

SeabassJames7 years ago

You are almost always in air. What are you surrounded with? What do you breathe?

seelctedvibes7 years ago

Where is my ex....

Hello-I-am-Andrew8 years ago

Yay I shall be poop man

Idkwhattonamemyself5 years ago

Its a bird! Its a plane! No! Its shittyman!

Kira Hoshimi8 years ago

What's the bad part pull down the trousers and bam.

MDarkKing16546 years ago

No but still really funny

TheChaseBoss7 years ago

It"s like a dream come true, you can shit on all of your worst enemy"s every three seconds. But you will never get a job because you shit on your soon to be boss"s seat. 💩

Adam Remillard12 years ago

birds dont shit every 3 seconds xD but holy fuck imagine a seagull shitting every three seconds,

isuc4life7 years ago

it was a joke dammit

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Mai-chan8 years ago

Every 3 seconds?! That can NOT be healthy...

CM_Gabriel619 years ago

I don't see a downside in that

Coolcon9 years ago

Flys over the people who bullies me

Pitler109 years ago

Poop incomingðŸ˜±!!!

SuperGirlSierra139 years ago

Bring it on!!!!

MeGuMi9 years ago

Fly over the people you hate. : )

thebeavers9 years ago

Were the down side now I can fly and shit with out having to land! Yay

AlakzanderA9 years ago

AMAZING!!!! That is all I have to say :D

LionDevil_RS 9 years ago

Thats a amazing super power

arandompersonplayingabuttongame9 years ago

can i just fly over donald trump 24/7

ArtsyCrafty8 years ago

Caw! Caw! Motherfuckers!

Stargirl3219 years ago

Hell yhea

Snescube9 years ago

That would be hilarious if nothing else

ottertheplush5 years ago

Constipated? Fly.

CookieIsLife9 years ago

Life is shit. Be life and give it to some else

RobloxGirl8 years ago

That"s hilarious omg. But no

kalorka810 years ago

Ummm I don't want to do that

ultrabuttonpesser7 years ago

me: is that a meteor shit?? *shit : prepare to be dead * me: HOLY SHIT

Azurali9 years ago

i would probably die in 15 seconds

Shadow_23638 years ago

There are lots of ways to counter this. First, just use the bathroom before flying. Second, just wear a diaper.

Migdin18 years ago

The first one doesnt work, you would be pooping every 3rd second, even if there was no food or other stuff in your body left

Kriko Nashime12 years ago

You people who clicked it are really Stupid

Zulvo9 years ago

You're stupid

thebeavers9 years ago

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VenomousCompany8 years ago

Good. I dont wear underwear anyway

ThatGuy13379 years ago

1) Put lighter near butt 2) Become Military Weapon 3) Fame

Buttonpresser256787 years ago

I DON'T GIVE TO FLYING SHITS FOREST WILL BE ONLY BE COLOR FROM NOW ON!

shyhero9 years ago

adult diapers

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

just typed 9134

Lonewanderer9 years ago

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