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You can have sex with anyone and not get STD's
but
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face after you orgasm.
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Albedo9 years ago
So every time you orgasm the world is destroyed?

BARRELS9 years ago
Um... it looks like a yes.

Joeyisjoey8 years ago
*Asexual Chuckles*

sapnap4 years ago
i pressed it :)

penismaster4 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Anonymous Pug9 years ago
But I can do this first part on my own! (yeaaaaaaaahhhh) XD

Chris01119 years ago
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datboi4275 years ago
or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments
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Mila Ciuła12 years ago
well, I like it rough anyway xD

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
But I'm a 12 year old boy. :-\
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All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago
So you would fucking die

azxman337 years ago
I wanna meet chuck norris

FoxyGamer7 years ago
Pressed button. Starting file C:/System/Downloads/IndestructableMask

Karciama8 years ago
It is an honor

Star_ZRAL8 years ago
Can death be considered a disease? Cause with a kick like this During sex, it would technically be a STD... I win...

Hammerhands8148 years ago
Holy crud he"s friggin right

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago
Wait so I get to meet chuck norris and have sex??? WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!!!!

TeamKobus28 years ago
Right after you meet him, he will kick in your skull and kil you

CheesyPeesy9 years ago
what if i have sex with Chuck Norris? then what?

deadpooltaco9 years ago
He still kick you

Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago
hes old and fat now

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Doesn't matter, he can still beat anyone"s ass easily.
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Enrique Vasquez12 years ago
Let's kill Chuck Norris?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
He is in ELTIMIT EPIC BATTLE SIMULATER!!!!!
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BartekTomasik8 years ago
I just got a you will never orgasm button. No downside.

Erisonline10 years ago
Moment ruined.

Maximal9 years ago
Wear a helmet?

Youlookcute4 years ago
Just don't nut

Matrocks9 years ago
No downside.

why is the username why already taken ok new username y9 years ago
After so straight after also gentle AF roundhouse kick

Shman236 years ago
Vasectamy?

TyceMartin9 years ago
It didnt say u could tell him to kick u softly :3

FelipeGames20008 years ago
Ok. I'm not a girl anyway. I cannot have an orgasm.

Gabe Lezza12 years ago
that ruins the moment

Jslayer10 years ago
So I have to go through 6 back flips after Cumming sounds awesome

Lilgizzy9 years ago
So just wear a fucking helmet made out of titanium

TeaLeaves9 years ago
I'ma kid so...

oldnotweak10 years ago
chuck norris is still physically fit so this could be deadly

SomeoneAnoymous9 years ago
what the f is this

disbeliefpap32last year
Who is Chuck Norris?

TGamesTGames7 years ago
sois tontos del culo o que, no entienden que eso es una protección porque nada mas te pateara si tienes el orgasmo con la que tiene el sida

bowser29 years ago
am a man so i dun orgasm

Maximal9 years ago
Do you even biology?

Jok Snow 9 years ago
XD

BlayneEvanWalker8 years ago
Easy. I just wont have an orgasm then

camderpmorgan11 years ago
one does not simply kill god, mr vasquez

SomeRandomFan_Luna7 years ago
Not if I kill him first 😏

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Superduperbooperdooper8 years ago
Hey at least its not your weak points like your shin Also you didn't say how hard the kick was, you just said roundhouse kick

Robo_Bill9 years ago
I don't wanna die by Chuck Norris, no one could figure out who I was.

VertyxxC9 years ago
Didn't say every time.

SUPERNOVA-SIX7 years ago
Win win, just fuck Chuck then get roundhoused and have more, if you like BDSM

vicvinegar10 years ago
Chuck Norris is 75 years old, I'm pretty sure I'd be fine.

Jessetherich3 years ago
Uhm sexy

Mizore 9 years ago
He's like 80 now so it wouldn't hurt

DezMen10 years ago
Who would want to Fuck a person with stds anyway?

hot mama👰 9 years ago

MatheusLaurentino8 years ago
Chuck norris is likely really old by now like 95 years old if not dead yet

Leon Rai12 years ago
I dont care if he's strong or a weak pussy dude i dont wanna get kicked in da face...
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