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You can have sex with anyone and not get STD's
but
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face after you orgasm.
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Albedo9 years ago
So every time you orgasm the world is destroyed?

BARRELS9 years ago
Um... it looks like a yes.

Joeyisjoey8 years ago
*Asexual Chuckles*

sapnap5 years ago
i pressed it :)

penismaster5 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Anonymous Pug9 years ago
But I can do this first part on my own! (yeaaaaaaaahhhh) XD

Chris01119 years ago
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datboi4275 years ago
or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments
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Mila Ciuła12 years ago
well, I like it rough anyway xD

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
But I'm a 12 year old boy. :-\
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All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago
So you would fucking die

azxman337 years ago
I wanna meet chuck norris

FoxyGamer8 years ago
Pressed button. Starting file C:/System/Downloads/IndestructableMask

Karciama8 years ago
It is an honor

Star_ZRAL8 years ago
Can death be considered a disease? Cause with a kick like this During sex, it would technically be a STD... I win...

Hammerhands8148 years ago
Holy crud he"s friggin right

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago
Wait so I get to meet chuck norris and have sex??? WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!!!!

TeamKobus28 years ago
Right after you meet him, he will kick in your skull and kil you

CheesyPeesy9 years ago
what if i have sex with Chuck Norris? then what?

deadpooltaco9 years ago
He still kick you

Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago
hes old and fat now

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Doesn't matter, he can still beat anyone"s ass easily.
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Enrique Vasquez12 years ago
Let's kill Chuck Norris?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
He is in ELTIMIT EPIC BATTLE SIMULATER!!!!!
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Kitkat Caliber9 years ago
Wtf is diz

Kagerosa9 years ago
What the duck!!

DomZ1277 years ago
Worth it

DragoLord10 years ago
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Thetall_nut3 years ago
I’m to young to die to chuck Norris

Star Flash9 years ago
MY face might get decapitated

whale.nuffsaid10 years ago
I laughed way to hard at this xD

X20339 years ago
You will die instantly

dankmemes1018 years ago
Ew. Is sex all anyone can think about?

sapnap5 years ago
i adree with dank memes you need to grow up
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David Lavell Baker12 years ago
Kinky

Burrific9 years ago
My nickname is Chuck Norris, I'd kick myself.

ThatOneGuy48185 years ago
2 nuts in a row, hell yeah

badluck10110 years ago
I use my pistol that's always under my pillow (you never know when it will be usefull)

Youngdope9 years ago
This one is weird

densch7 years ago
ever heard of condoms? :-D

iiDestructionLXIX10 years ago
Just no... I'm asexual

289 years ago
Well that"s weird

Anonumous7 years ago
You challenge me bro? Huh? You a chicken?? Huh? Huh? Make up yo mind! You challenge my muscles??

Princess pie10 years ago
It says ANYONE I think I'm down for a roundhouse kick, J2 here I come

ozzy9 years ago
Why Chuck Norris

Just_Corrupt 9 years ago
That sounds awesome! I see no down side!

Lackingdownside4 years ago
I mean, the chance of getting an STD is pretty low if you just wear a condom dudes.

gamingcrisis10 years ago
don't just DONT orgasm O-O

The_Darkstar8 years ago
So I die after my orgasm...

JohnPariah11 years ago
I don't want this

MrWunz7 years ago
No Stop it chuk it hurts

Dr. Rights10 years ago
Ill ie by Chuck Norris anyway

MohibAhmedAhsan8 years ago
Chuck Norris is dead, so it doesn't matter

read this comment you scrub8 years ago
Chuck norris is dead?
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Doriko9 years ago
No downside

Niggered66679 years ago
Everytime you orgasm the universe explodes?

bilbo baggins9 years ago
im just a kid... im scared...

Kitty._.kool10 years ago
Yes i shall press it bc he is old and will die soon sorry if that sounds weird and mean

ILikePressingButtonsYay3 years ago
time to, *removes part of body that causes orgasms* done

AnnieLeonhardt9 years ago
My idea of a good time. XD
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