Will You Press The Button?

Mike-01 8 months ago

Just sell the company for billions.

Electromagneta 3 years ago

This is just a win, you can press the button and get paid a normal salary for doing nothing lol. even the downside is good lol

allanmari 11 years ago

Why would you own the most profitable company if you won't earn that nuch?? Grrr

dogpond20 9 months ago

@8-9andsoonyearoldclevercommentorloopholerwinwin you're an adult now.

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Draco2806 10 years ago

Hey, make your company something like Amazon and get ur stuff free XD. I dont need money, if I get everything free XD

euan 5 years ago

simply make your company a chain of convenience shops, open millions upon millions of shops, and pay all of your cashiers millions, since your company will always remain profitable.

RiyalHrishi 2 years ago

I will sell tht company later on

K-Dawn 10 years ago

Well, sure, that"s my SALARY... but the stock options!

PoisonisLife 8 years ago

Of I did this I would just sell the company get a job that pays more buy my home and my car and then I would bye another start-up store because it said company not a business

InvrtXprt 11 years ago

More work and less money

Yukitai 6 years ago

Consider it a free second job if you have a job, and a free job if you don't already. The money stacks you your other jobs idiots.

Titanfaller69 8 years ago

Make the company focus it"s efforts into something dope like colonizing Mars

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago

1st, I’m paid for doing jack squat. Second, I will just take money out of the companies account. It is mine after all

Kecreeper 9 years ago

Take the company"s money. Simple as that.

NikLMann 9 years ago

Sell the company, live in wealth. Next

Dogamer 6 years ago

I will put taxes to the workers to give me a little everyone xD

snidbert64 9 years ago

As owner of this company, I will increase my pay. :P

Woody304 8 years ago

Um, I own the company, so I can decide how much money I get. No one else decides that

Slank 10 years ago

If I own the company I can have it make a "charitable donation" to me.....

Solenhal 5 months ago

Hell yeah, you know how good it looks on me as a CEO if I put my employees salaries above mine? I can just delegate all my tasks and get paid minimum wage for moral support.

abbadonthefallen 10 years ago

sell the damn thing and get set up for life XD

MemeBreathingCunt 10 years ago

Shit that's a good idea

meatloave 2 years ago

Stocks , retirement , company provided homes/cars/jets ect and million dollar stipends. Hell , I'll just donate my 'pay' to charity outright and claim the deduction.

Button64838 4 years ago

Just have your workers pay you

abcx 9 years ago

This would basically kill the entire world. If the most profitable company in the world just brought in as much money as a normal store cashier job, how much would then earn everyone else?

Migdin1 10 years ago

In norway those guys make more money than most Americans, maybe

HectorSoteloSesmero 7 years ago

I al a kid so I will tell someone yo dos my Jon and I will have free money

Kidin 10 years ago

Fuck yes, BEST CANDY SHOP EVER.

jennapitts 9 years ago

i pushed it! if ppl want to make deals with u u get the money from that

GamePIN 9 years ago

Where"s the profit going?

Yukitai 6 years ago

Jokes on people with jobs, that"s a free job for all jobless people and they get paid for doing whatever they want (it could be a games-rating company, getting paid to play games and rate them)

Oscarninja5 10 years ago

Doesn't say that it can be your only job

8bitlink 10 years ago

forget money you can be famous they can get me stuff

meatloave last year

I'll sell it to the highest bidder , net 100,000,000,000$ to 200,000,000,000$

Youyun 3 years ago

以公司的名义购买，而不是自己购买。

AlexADK 9 years ago

just sell the company

JohnnyRock199 6 years ago

If you own it then just sell out for billions and then bam you and your family never have to worry about money ever again

TheGiratina27 10 years ago

you"s at least be well known and powerful

autocar66 10 years ago

Maken no sence u get the most profitable company in the world and worden ur ass of to keep it that way and u dont get anything... show me the muny!!!

meatloave 8 months ago

Company cars/apartments/jets and choppers/ yachts and condos are all permanently at my disposal as well as a personal staff. Driver's , pilots chefs , doctors ,personal trainers ect ect .im paid a cashier's wage but I receive a 20,000,000$annual stipend as... [Show full comment]

DATBOI_1295 8 years ago

people like me for having the biggest company ever. Forinstanst, seeing bill gates walking down the street would you run over and take a picture and say hi or just keep walking, i will be known all over the world just like microsoft.

Akbik 2 years ago

I only get paid from that job as a normal convenience cashier. I can do many things with my fame

RohanSheppard 9 years ago

C"mon where"s the plus side, where"s the funny twist

NewWorldOrder101 9 years ago

Its not worth it. If you only get minimum wage. Hell a waiters can get paid more if they get tipped enough. Even Starbucks baristas get paid more on average! When looking for a job. Financial security is pretty high on my list. I can even get more mony fr... [Show full comment]

SameMan6 9 years ago

Sell it, or raize your own pay.

Mamaischeese 8 years ago

Sell the company

Endah602 10 years ago

so, all i need is $15/Hour so i can eat mcdonalds and be able to stream to Twitch.tv and Youtube.com and i'm set to live, The $15/hour for food, and Vids for my house and everything