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You live a pleasant and relatively quiet life with a job that pays well.
but
You're fat and your only friends constantly make fun of you.
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The Marionette9 years ago
jokes on you, i can never get fat cause of mah high metabolism!! lalz \\\\

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns7 years ago
lol me too plus my friends are the only people allowed to make fun of me
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Anthony 59 years ago
how is that pleasant?

Someman9 years ago
You won't care

Star Wars fan 249 years ago
My life now.

XmaxPlays9 years ago
1.You are everywhere 2. Mine too

G3nius_mlg8 years ago
Jokes on you I don't have friends

Carliux068 years ago
Use the money to buy anti fat products

ThePaulDude4 years ago
That"s called dieting you idiot.

Carliux068 years ago
Are my friends supposed to look like blood stains on the ground?

Alexander James Dela Pena12 years ago
1. Get more money 2. Use it to buy a Chaingun 3. Fire it at 'em.

SeanCampbell7 years ago
#Savage lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
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TheBigFriendlyCF9 years ago
Thats my life now

Alexlikesbands7 years ago
So basically I'm Shane Dawson. Just kidding. I love Shane

Tommy McPartland12 years ago
I don't see an upside to this. Quiet lives are too normal and boring.

mmppplojy2 years ago
It just means that noting absolutley terrible will happen
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Xavier Clouatre12 years ago
I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

Labracadabrador7 years ago
Try again sucker, I have no friends. ...wait.

Lone Wolf 266910 years ago
Ooh but fat. Nope.

Moonsquirrel8 years ago
The downside is already me

Mike Johnson9 years ago
Plastic surgery

blueshooja9 years ago
No downside, if I live a pleasant life, the friends that make fun of me and my obesity don't make my life bad.

Gracicorn158 years ago
they aren't friends

Lucus10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

KenYoNea2 years ago
kys

Davvedido8 years ago
Buy better freinds 😉

jimmy10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

lil_brudder9 years ago
Hmmm why dose this seem familer

Timelypat8 years ago
GET NEW FRIENDS DAMNIT

Leilani Brooke Lilly12 years ago
Sounds like Jerry from Parks and Recreation....

buttoNThinker9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Chemdog20067 years ago
The downside is my life summed up...

Gaboseries9 years ago
I do exercise. The End

mysterioustrash9 years ago
This is like Poundcake.... Except for the quiet life, unless you count him never talking.

GlutNy7 years ago
roast "em, then i got none, then i have a family better than them

useless_account10 years ago
How would life be pleasant if your friends make fun of you and you're not in shape?

Migdin18 years ago
This is my life, and the reason they make fun of it is because i want them to.) :-)

Theomars10 years ago
Hey that's my dream!

JustLittleMissMe9 years ago
Wondering how it could possibly be considered pleasant with the conditions

MarioXHK5 months ago
How fat?

lucax549 years ago
being fat dosent mean that your super fat and you cant run

keenan9 years ago
Like my sister she's 8 she weighs six stone eleven

kalorka811 years ago
If you have good life then who needs friends.

FishySaysBudder9 years ago
GIVE THEM SO MUCH FOOD THEIR FATTT

Shadowtrooper3669 years ago
than there not really "friends".

SpaghettiMemes8 years ago
Buy a fat remover machine with you"re muns

Sceptiledude9 years ago
my life in a nutshell

roflcopters7 years ago
ha-ha i"m already fat

jz201092710 years ago
How's it a quiet life when you have someone constantly make fun of you

ferretterrier8 years ago
I have no friends

Austin Bruner12 years ago
im already fat

NotFake_Anonymous_12310 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

AwesomeDabber226049 years ago
didn't say how fat

BellaLovesBlackButler9 years ago
Is fat a bad thing and it's harder to get kidnapped

3lfman9 years ago
im already fat and i have no freinds i have fairytail

thesinisterelixirlast year
they must've drunk the sinister elixir to be such bullies

pugsandpoodles9 years ago
no downside its already my downside
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