Will You Press The Button?

The Marionette 11 years ago

jokes on you, i can never get fat cause of mah high metabolism!! lalz \\\\

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns 9 years ago

lol me too plus my friends are the only people allowed to make fun of me

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Anthony 5 11 years ago

how is that pleasant?

Someman 10 years ago

You won't care

therealobama 4 years ago

doesn't say i cant lose weight

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

My life now.

XmaxPlays 10 years ago

1.You are everywhere 2. Mine too

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago

Jokes on you I don't have friends

Carliux06 9 years ago

Use the money to buy anti fat products

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

That"s called dieting you idiot.

Carliux06 9 years ago

Are my friends supposed to look like blood stains on the ground?

Alexander James Dela Pena 13 years ago

1. Get more money 2. Use it to buy a Chaingun 3. Fire it at 'em.

SeanCampbell 8 years ago

#Savage lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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TheBigFriendlyCF 11 years ago

Thats my life now

Alexlikesbands 9 years ago

So basically I'm Shane Dawson. Just kidding. I love Shane

Tommy McPartland 13 years ago

I don't see an upside to this. Quiet lives are too normal and boring.

mmppplojy 4 years ago

It just means that noting absolutley terrible will happen

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Xavier Clouatre 13 years ago

I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

FishySaysBudder 10 years ago

GIVE THEM SO MUCH FOOD THEIR FATTT

Shadowtrooper366 11 years ago

than there not really "friends".

SpaghettiMemes 9 years ago

Buy a fat remover machine with you"re muns

kalorka8 12 years ago

If you have good life then who needs friends.

roflcopters 8 years ago

ha-ha i"m already fat

jz2010927 11 years ago

How's it a quiet life when you have someone constantly make fun of you

ferretterrier 10 years ago

I have no friends

Austin Bruner 13 years ago

im already fat

Sceptiledude 11 years ago

my life in a nutshell

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago

didn't say how fat

BellaLovesBlackButler 11 years ago

Is fat a bad thing and it's harder to get kidnapped

NotFake_Anonymous_123 11 years ago

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thesinisterelixir 3 years ago

they must've drunk the sinister elixir to be such bullies

pugsandpoodles 11 years ago

no downside its already my downside

cathy_the_bitchy 11 years ago

So..... My life + a well paid job I'm in

3lfman 10 years ago

im already fat and i have no freinds i have fairytail

dikbutt 9 years ago

Who needs friends anyway.

Cherry Lemonade 13 years ago

Where's the upside?

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

I want some kind of "advunterus" life.Also how the f do you spell "adventurus"?

Weebthulu12 8 years ago

This is my life right now. Even I make fun of myself.

PhoenixWright 11 years ago

being a fat shit is stupid

ShananayBananay 11 years ago

Then its not a plesent life...

Whiteman 8 years ago

besides the upside sounds like my life

Ueusdlast 11 years ago

I can Get A Better job, or even be rich, why would I choose to be fat and poor? NO GURLZ NO LIF BRO

LucyJ 10 years ago

Why not? You can lose weight if you"re fat tho. Enroll in the best weight loss program since you already make good pay.

JÃºlia Medeiros 13 years ago

I'm already fat, so I don't care.

BrianStiner 9 years ago

A pleasant and quiet life? No thanks.

MasterDT 11 years ago

I already have the BUT part so it would be nice to have the perk of the button.

BonniePlier 10 years ago

Friends? What friends?

meatloave 10 months ago

One half ounce over ideal BMI. They ' make fun of me ' out of painfully obvious jealousy .I answer their teasing with " I can't help it if I'm better than you , try harder to be like me and maybe you won't be so sick with jealousy" then I will smile smugly... [Show full comment]

Cats123456 11 years ago

who would want a life like that

JohnPariah 12 years ago

hahah the downside is almost how it is now anyway I wouldn't mind them making fun of me, cause if they're still my friends then obviously they don't mean it. and honestly I just don't care

ceoceopath 10 years ago

"you live a pleasant life" "You're fat and your only friends make fun of you" OP doesn't realize this is completely contradictory

REPTWO 5 years ago

I don't care, i already have no friends, and i"m gonna get fat and maybe even a good job and a quiet good life (and plus, i think you just have to not eat for like 7 days or more to resolve the problem).