Will You Press The Button?

The Marionette 11 years ago

jokes on you, i can never get fat cause of mah high metabolism!! lalz \\\\

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns 9 years ago

lol me too plus my friends are the only people allowed to make fun of me

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Anthony 5 11 years ago

how is that pleasant?

Someman 10 years ago

You won't care

therealobama 4 years ago

doesn't say i cant lose weight

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

My life now.

XmaxPlays 10 years ago

1.You are everywhere 2. Mine too

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago

Jokes on you I don't have friends

Carliux06 9 years ago

Use the money to buy anti fat products

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

That"s called dieting you idiot.

Carliux06 9 years ago

Are my friends supposed to look like blood stains on the ground?

Alexander James Dela Pena 13 years ago

1. Get more money 2. Use it to buy a Chaingun 3. Fire it at 'em.

SeanCampbell 8 years ago

#Savage lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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TheBigFriendlyCF 11 years ago

Thats my life now

Alexlikesbands 9 years ago

So basically I'm Shane Dawson. Just kidding. I love Shane

Tommy McPartland 13 years ago

I don't see an upside to this. Quiet lives are too normal and boring.

mmppplojy 4 years ago

It just means that noting absolutley terrible will happen

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Xavier Clouatre 13 years ago

I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

Cats123456 11 years ago

who would want a life like that

BrianStiner 9 years ago

A pleasant and quiet life? No thanks.

MasterDT 11 years ago

I already have the BUT part so it would be nice to have the perk of the button.

BonniePlier 10 years ago

Friends? What friends?

meatloave 10 months ago

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JohnPariah 12 years ago

hahah the downside is almost how it is now anyway I wouldn't mind them making fun of me, cause if they're still my friends then obviously they don't mean it. and honestly I just don't care

ceoceopath 10 years ago

"you live a pleasant life" "You're fat and your only friends make fun of you" OP doesn't realize this is completely contradictory

REPTWO 5 years ago

I don't care, i already have no friends, and i"m gonna get fat and maybe even a good job and a quiet good life (and plus, i think you just have to not eat for like 7 days or more to resolve the problem).

AmyPaws 11 years ago

me? Fat? Wot? FAT? I'm skinny as a snake... I'd actually like to gain some weight...

NinjaNube008 11 years ago

Age 10 Weight 73 lbs meee tooooo

Timelypat 9 years ago

Friends who constantly make fun of you are not friends. They"re a**holes.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

So tru

Jackie Yeager 11 years ago

Why would your 'friends' ever do that

Bones0527 8 years ago

The second part is already my life

sardar20 11 years ago

Why dont people choose yes? I mean you can make new friends

DerpyKitten 9 years ago

What friends? I won't have shitty ass friends because I'm trying to hibernate. I'll just lose weight, it didn't say I'm fat forever.

Megyn Bryant 13 years ago

Oh.. so no change

truefactor 11 years ago

THATS MY LIFE

ConnorG7554 10 years ago

what friends?

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Pandabeary 10 years ago

HAHA I ALREADY AM FAT LOL

TBH-Deez_Nuts 2 years ago

Pov your friends make fun of u: you slap them with a stack of money

falalala 11 years ago

if they make fun of you they are not your friends IDIOT

maxashley33 11 years ago

what- i'm already fat- my friends already make fun of me- this would be an improvment- XDDD

SenpaiKun 6 years ago

Me as an introvert: Yes

breakfast 11 years ago

get new friends

BawbRaws 9 years ago

How is this pleasant? Anyway, I'll just lose weight, and get better friends.

pigmaster108 12 years ago

I'm already fat, f##k my friends, and who needs abs when you gots FLABS

ImAutisic 10 years ago

Ufyfiey

H-O 10 years ago

I don't want a quite life...it"s boring

Patrick Wade 13 years ago

The life I am choosing is almost the exact opposite

NonSense-Maxed 8 years ago

Ha jokes on you I dont have friends XD

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