Will You Press The Button?

Watermelonman8 years ago

Adult live is simple. Sit on couch watching tv, yelling at your wife to bring more beer. Simple as that. Wait a second... What if the remote is by the tv? You would have to... *gulp* g... Get... U... Up....

YellowCandy84322 years ago

Taxes, kids, pets, or what if you don't have a wife?

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Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

The 'but' is already true, so no downside.

superE049 years ago

jokes on you i already consider suicide! (jk)

BoiledSpuds4 years ago

Can you not?

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Catherine Xixi12 years ago

I'm already at the second option. The first would just become a huuuuge bonus.

IHateTrained4 years ago

ok emo tiktok gacha girl

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CommentingDevice8 years ago

Except the second part if already true, so the first part would just help.. Oh wait, I'm not an adult either... FREE BUTTON PRESSING!

noobcreeper2 years ago

Also not an adult good to see you fellow minors hanging arround and about and engaging in a rather mild amount of tomfoolery

Derpyspaghetti9 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button! Misclick! Misclick!

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

What cause do I have to be suicidal if I was just relieved of an issue that normally makes you want to die just thinking about it?

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago

It"s called depression

FuturePurple8 years ago

JOKES ON YOU, I AM SUICIDE. i am sorry for any people who are considering suicide that read this.

jays23 days ago

then please leave me alone please

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Anime_Lum8 years ago

Same I pressed the button cause I already have suicidal thoughts

KyleNewman8 years ago

I already consider suicide

BookWorm13228 years ago

Those who have posted that you "already consider it", please don't commit it!

Gamba_Craft9 years ago

This is contradiction

Grand melon9 years ago

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Etherealross7 years ago

well..

Zombiefreak9 years ago

Idk why people are always depressed I mean theres plenty to do in life so u dont have to think about death :|

Bitcholos8 years ago

It"s hard to understand if you never were (or are) depressed by yourself...I really don't know how to put it into words. With depression everything feels numb and it"s really rare to even feel one emotion. At one point you just stop caring about everything, wether you"re alive or not.

gennerx9 years ago

How is that simple?

Shabcarb Lane12 years ago

Yup, second already happening so might as well have the first =P

AaronTheMan2349 years ago

I don't need adult life to be simple because I am a kid

jtownsend8 years ago

This is contradictory (in a way).

GingerCat4 years ago

I already consider suicide I would probably never do it but I consider it

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Watermelonman8 years ago

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LemonPoppyMuffin9 years ago

Holy copypasta...

Charmingswanmills9 years ago

Already at second one so first one would just be a good extra

Leafshade10 years ago

It says you consider it forever, that means you never do it. Ever. You are immortal.

Toothbanger7 years ago

If adult life was simple could I not think about death"????????????????????????

Reign9 years ago

im already at it it, whats the downside?

AlphaLlama 8 years ago

That's not simple

Cobalt Kiser9 years ago

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