Will You Press The Button?

Watermelonman8 years ago

Adult live is simple. Sit on couch watching tv, yelling at your wife to bring more beer. Simple as that. Wait a second... What if the remote is by the tv? You would have to... *gulp* g... Get... U... Up....

YellowCandy84322 years ago

Taxes, kids, pets, or what if you don't have a wife?

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Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

The 'but' is already true, so no downside.

superE049 years ago

jokes on you i already consider suicide! (jk)

BoiledSpuds5 years ago

Can you not?

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Catherine Xixi12 years ago

I'm already at the second option. The first would just become a huuuuge bonus.

IHateTrained4 years ago

ok emo tiktok gacha girl

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CommentingDevice8 years ago

Except the second part if already true, so the first part would just help.. Oh wait, I'm not an adult either... FREE BUTTON PRESSING!

noobcreeper2 years ago

Also not an adult good to see you fellow minors hanging arround and about and engaging in a rather mild amount of tomfoolery

Derpyspaghetti9 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button! Misclick! Misclick!

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

What cause do I have to be suicidal if I was just relieved of an issue that normally makes you want to die just thinking about it?

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago

It"s called depression

FuturePurple8 years ago

JOKES ON YOU, I AM SUICIDE. i am sorry for any people who are considering suicide that read this.

jays2 months ago

then please leave me alone please

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Anime_Lum8 years ago

Same I pressed the button cause I already have suicidal thoughts

KyleNewman8 years ago

I already consider suicide

BookWorm13228 years ago

Those who have posted that you "already consider it", please don't commit it!

Gamba_Craft9 years ago

This is contradiction

peridotie9 years ago

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asdfghjklqwertyuiop10 years ago

forever means you won't die ever, so you are immortal

LazarouDave7 years ago

Well shit, i already feel suicidal anyway - so this is an improvement

Lindsay Hands Prime12 years ago

Implying some people aren't depressed already

TheGoldenbanana9 years ago

I am an Irishman so I got will for days to go against suicide

Ishmay8 years ago

It would be possible but it didn't sat it would happen

Watermelonman8 years ago

That"s what bob said while thinking about losing the lottery. He lives in the trashcan next to my house now.

oniongaming9 years ago

it can be easy if you wanted it to be

Kitcat9 years ago

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SnowDino6 years ago

*starts cutting myself* Already thinking about it

lel so annoying9 years ago

Was already plan to do it

NotMedicine11 years ago

Pussy-ass suicidal bitches should just do it and get it over with. So us normal people won't have to listen to your bitch-ass.

CreativeUsername1097 years ago

Already at the second option, Imma press the button

kungfuaj19 years ago

what?

Jamoxboxjames8 years ago

I just will be a happy peeepols

phoenixxx8 years ago

You mean kms?

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NHLBlaster9 years ago

NO ON SO MANY LEVELS JUST NOOO

Watermelonman8 years ago

Except on level 43. there it"s a yes. But levels 22-25 didn't decide yet. But on all other levels, you"re right, it"s a no.

Lang109 years ago

too scarce to do it

PixelLion059 years ago

I already hate life sooooooo...

Octomations7 years ago

Nothing changes cause I'm not an adult and I already have deppresion Might as well press it.

99cake9 years ago

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Watermelonman8 years ago

And here some words to proof to you that i am indeed able to use grammar normally and in a near-perfect way. Everyone makes mistakes, you know, so i thought i want to make as few as possible. But i can meik iur eis buurn leik tis

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anonnymousefangirl10 years ago

Since the second is already true, at least the first gives it an upside if you push the button

Thermophile9 years ago

Complexity is worth happiness.

Michael Foley12 years ago

Wait, adult life isn't already easy?

Ruarbear8 years ago

Wheres the fun without a challenge

Evapilot19 years ago

I'm already depressed and feel like is complicated... Although I suppose pushing the button kills any chance of getting better. hmm.

pdharr9 years ago

who cares i already think of suicide

PostOfficeTuna9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

NobodySpecial5 years ago

I was always considering suicide. I mean, who tf wants to be old, amirite? Just die young and happy and be remembered as such!

Leafshade11 years ago

That's not very normal.

SethPalmer7 years ago

No downside

Lama Gaming9 years ago

Suicide is a horrible thing that takes lives no one should press the button

reece rooney 9 years ago

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Nickey Summers9 years ago

Wth

Min Yeon-ah9 years ago

I ma already considering suicide.. ._.

Etherealross7 years ago

well..

Zombiefreak9 years ago

Idk why people are always depressed I mean theres plenty to do in life so u dont have to think about death :|

Bitcholos8 years ago

It"s hard to understand if you never were (or are) depressed by yourself...I really don't know how to put it into words. With depression everything feels numb and it"s really rare to even feel one emotion. At one point you just stop caring about everything, wether you"re alive or not.

Grand melon10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

gennerx9 years ago

How is that simple?

Shabcarb Lane12 years ago

Yup, second already happening so might as well have the first =P

jtownsend8 years ago

This is contradictory (in a way).

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