Will You Press The Button?

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Adult live is simple. Sit on couch watching tv, yelling at your wife to bring more beer. Simple as that. Wait a second... What if the remote is by the tv? You would have to... *gulp* g... Get... U... Up....

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

Taxes, kids, pets, or what if you don't have a wife?

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Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

The 'but' is already true, so no downside.

superE04 11 years ago

jokes on you i already consider suicide! (jk)

BoiledSpuds 6 years ago

Can you not?

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Catherine Xixi 13 years ago

I'm already at the second option. The first would just become a huuuuge bonus.

IHateTrained 6 years ago

ok emo tiktok gacha girl

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CommentingDevice 9 years ago

Except the second part if already true, so the first part would just help.. Oh wait, I'm not an adult either... FREE BUTTON PRESSING!

noobcreeper 4 years ago

Also not an adult good to see you fellow minors hanging arround and about and engaging in a rather mild amount of tomfoolery

Derpyspaghetti 10 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button! Misclick! Misclick!

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago

What cause do I have to be suicidal if I was just relieved of an issue that normally makes you want to die just thinking about it?

SoGayICantSeeStraight 9 years ago

It"s called depression

FuturePurple 9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU, I AM SUICIDE. i am sorry for any people who are considering suicide that read this.

jays 2 years ago

then please leave me alone please

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Anime_Lum 9 years ago

Same I pressed the button cause I already have suicidal thoughts

KyleNewman 9 years ago

I already consider suicide

BookWorm1322 9 years ago

Those who have posted that you "already consider it", please don't commit it!

Gamba_Craft 10 years ago

This is contradiction

LazarouDave 9 years ago

Well shit, i already feel suicidal anyway - so this is an improvement

peridotie 11 years ago

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asdfghjklqwertyuiop 12 years ago

forever means you won't die ever, so you are immortal

TheGoldenbanana 11 years ago

I am an Irishman so I got will for days to go against suicide

Lindsay Hands Prime 13 years ago

Implying some people aren't depressed already

Ishmay 10 years ago

It would be possible but it didn't sat it would happen

Watermelonman 9 years ago

That"s what bob said while thinking about losing the lottery. He lives in the trashcan next to my house now.

oniongaming 11 years ago

it can be easy if you wanted it to be

lel so annoying 10 years ago

Was already plan to do it

Kitcat 11 years ago

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SnowDino 7 years ago

*starts cutting myself* Already thinking about it

NotMedicine 12 years ago

Pussy-ass suicidal bitches should just do it and get it over with. So us normal people won't have to listen to your bitch-ass.

CreativeUsername109 9 years ago

Already at the second option, Imma press the button

kungfuaj1 11 years ago

what?

Jamoxboxjames 9 years ago

I just will be a happy peeepols

phoenixxx 9 years ago

You mean kms?

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NHLBlaster 11 years ago

NO ON SO MANY LEVELS JUST NOOO

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Except on level 43. there it"s a yes. But levels 22-25 didn't decide yet. But on all other levels, you"re right, it"s a no.

Lang10 11 years ago

too scarce to do it

PixelLion05 10 years ago

I already hate life sooooooo...

Octomations 9 years ago

Nothing changes cause I'm not an adult and I already have deppresion Might as well press it.

99cake 11 years ago

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Watermelonman 9 years ago

And here some words to proof to you that i am indeed able to use grammar normally and in a near-perfect way. Everyone makes mistakes, you know, so i thought i want to make as few as possible. But i can meik iur eis buurn leik tis

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anonnymousefangirl 11 years ago

Since the second is already true, at least the first gives it an upside if you push the button

Thermophile 11 years ago

Complexity is worth happiness.

Michael Foley 13 years ago

Wait, adult life isn't already easy?

Ruarbear 9 years ago

Wheres the fun without a challenge

Evapilot1 11 years ago

I'm already depressed and feel like is complicated... Although I suppose pushing the button kills any chance of getting better. hmm.

pdharr 10 years ago

who cares i already think of suicide

PostOfficeTuna 11 years ago

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NobodySpecial 6 years ago

I was always considering suicide. I mean, who tf wants to be old, amirite? Just die young and happy and be remembered as such!

Leafshade 12 years ago

That's not very normal.

SethPalmer 9 years ago

No downside

Lama Gaming 11 years ago

Suicide is a horrible thing that takes lives no one should press the button

reece rooney 11 years ago

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Nickey Summers 10 years ago

Wth

Min Yeon-ah 10 years ago

I ma already considering suicide.. ._.

Grand melon 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Etherealross 9 years ago

well..

Zombiefreak 10 years ago

Idk why people are always depressed I mean theres plenty to do in life so u dont have to think about death :|

Bitcholos 10 years ago

It"s hard to understand if you never were (or are) depressed by yourself...I really don't know how to put it into words. With depression everything feels numb and it"s really rare to even feel one emotion. At one point you just stop caring about everything, wether you"re alive or not.

gennerx 11 years ago

How is that simple?

Shabcarb Lane 13 years ago

Yup, second already happening so might as well have the first =P

AaronTheMan234 11 years ago

I don't need adult life to be simple because I am a kid

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