Will You Press The Button?

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Adult live is simple. Sit on couch watching tv, yelling at your wife to bring more beer. Simple as that. Wait a second... What if the remote is by the tv? You would have to... *gulp* g... Get... U... Up....

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

Taxes, kids, pets, or what if you don't have a wife?

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Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

The 'but' is already true, so no downside.

superE04 11 years ago

jokes on you i already consider suicide! (jk)

BoiledSpuds 6 years ago

Can you not?

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Catherine Xixi 13 years ago

I'm already at the second option. The first would just become a huuuuge bonus.

IHateTrained 6 years ago

ok emo tiktok gacha girl

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CommentingDevice 9 years ago

Except the second part if already true, so the first part would just help.. Oh wait, I'm not an adult either... FREE BUTTON PRESSING!

noobcreeper 4 years ago

Also not an adult good to see you fellow minors hanging arround and about and engaging in a rather mild amount of tomfoolery

Derpyspaghetti 10 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button! Misclick! Misclick!

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago

What cause do I have to be suicidal if I was just relieved of an issue that normally makes you want to die just thinking about it?

SoGayICantSeeStraight 9 years ago

It"s called depression

FuturePurple 9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU, I AM SUICIDE. i am sorry for any people who are considering suicide that read this.

jays 2 years ago

then please leave me alone please

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Anime_Lum 9 years ago

Same I pressed the button cause I already have suicidal thoughts

KyleNewman 9 years ago

I already consider suicide

BookWorm1322 9 years ago

Those who have posted that you "already consider it", please don't commit it!

Gamba_Craft 10 years ago

This is contradiction

Christoph Bauer 13 years ago

So ... pressing the button means living an average mature life ?

terrill1221 11 years ago

I already do think about it so

BestDecisions 4 years ago

wait so adult life becomes simple and nothing changes?

DickChocolate 10 years ago

Already at the 2nd option so i see no downside

Bitcholos 10 years ago

Same here

DovahkiinBitchX 11 years ago

Meh... Alright!

AWESOMENESS2404 11 years ago

it said "consider doesnt mean it will actualyy happebn!

Trizzyman14 12 years ago

To the people saying that you are 'forever considering' it, the whole thing says you might commit suicide

RainbowCandy2468 9 years ago

This is my life but I’m younger

Emma Leroya Sahli Turner 13 years ago

win win?

phoenixxx 9 years ago

I already considered it so..

wandman 11 years ago

im already considering it so why dont care about the future'?

Literallywhy 10 years ago

How is that simple?

oldmarcus111 11 years ago

i don't see a downside to this at all

Alex951 11 years ago

People always consider suicide but they do not commit it

Caththetree 10 years ago

Nope nopety nope

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Nopedy nopedy nope nope NO!!!

JesusIsBaller 9 years ago

Do not commit suicide... death is terrible, there’s people that care about you...

LREchoise 7 years ago

Can you please tell me where to find them

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Mackenzie 11 years ago

That's stupis

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Yes, it"s pretty dums and also a little ridiculoup

Alyssa Arocho 13 years ago

downside?

levideogames 11 years ago

How's it simple if you think about commiting suicide every second of your entire life?

RandomStuf 9 years ago

What if adult life becomes so simple that everyone gets an unbreakable unhackable (not sure if that is a word) anti-suicide robot

Watermelonman 9 years ago

That doesn't make any sense

bloxxingblocks 11 years ago

Considering suicide? I will consider that but do it in-game xD

jays 2 years ago

just makes my life simple when im an adult

LazarouDave 9 years ago

Well shit, i already feel suicidal anyway - so this is an improvement

peridotie 11 years ago

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asdfghjklqwertyuiop 11 years ago

forever means you won't die ever, so you are immortal

TheGoldenbanana 11 years ago

I am an Irishman so I got will for days to go against suicide

Lindsay Hands Prime 13 years ago

Implying some people aren't depressed already

Ishmay 10 years ago

It would be possible but it didn't sat it would happen

Watermelonman 9 years ago

That"s what bob said while thinking about losing the lottery. He lives in the trashcan next to my house now.

oniongaming 11 years ago

it can be easy if you wanted it to be

lel so annoying 10 years ago

Was already plan to do it

Kitcat 11 years ago

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