Will You Press The Button?

Watermelonman8 years ago

Adult live is simple. Sit on couch watching tv, yelling at your wife to bring more beer. Simple as that. Wait a second... What if the remote is by the tv? You would have to... *gulp* g... Get... U... Up....

YellowCandy84322 years ago

Taxes, kids, pets, or what if you don't have a wife?

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Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

The 'but' is already true, so no downside.

superE049 years ago

jokes on you i already consider suicide! (jk)

BoiledSpuds5 years ago

Can you not?

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Catherine Xixi12 years ago

I'm already at the second option. The first would just become a huuuuge bonus.

IHateTrained4 years ago

ok emo tiktok gacha girl

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CommentingDevice8 years ago

Except the second part if already true, so the first part would just help.. Oh wait, I'm not an adult either... FREE BUTTON PRESSING!

noobcreeper2 years ago

Also not an adult good to see you fellow minors hanging arround and about and engaging in a rather mild amount of tomfoolery

Derpyspaghetti9 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button! Misclick! Misclick!

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

What cause do I have to be suicidal if I was just relieved of an issue that normally makes you want to die just thinking about it?

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago

It"s called depression

FuturePurple8 years ago

JOKES ON YOU, I AM SUICIDE. i am sorry for any people who are considering suicide that read this.

jays2 months ago

then please leave me alone please

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Anime_Lum8 years ago

Same I pressed the button cause I already have suicidal thoughts

KyleNewman8 years ago

I already consider suicide

BookWorm13228 years ago

Those who have posted that you "already consider it", please don't commit it!

Gamba_Craft9 years ago

This is contradiction

AaronTheMan2349 years ago

I don't need adult life to be simple because I am a kid

jtownsend8 years ago

This is contradictory (in a way).

GingerCat4 years ago

I already consider suicide I would probably never do it but I consider it

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Watermelonman8 years ago

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LemonPoppyMuffin10 years ago

Holy copypasta...

Charmingswanmills9 years ago

Already at second one so first one would just be a good extra

Leafshade11 years ago

It says you consider it forever, that means you never do it. Ever. You are immortal.

Toothbanger7 years ago

If adult life was simple could I not think about death"????????????????????????

Reign9 years ago

im already at it it, whats the downside?

AlphaLlama 9 years ago

That's not simple

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Odin199910 years ago

i commit suicide just before i die of my age of something else

CCcat7 years ago

Why would you suicide if your life is so simple?

Christoph Bauer12 years ago

So ... pressing the button means living an average mature life ?

terrill12219 years ago

I already do think about it so

BestDecisions3 years ago

wait so adult life becomes simple and nothing changes?

DickChocolate9 years ago

Already at the 2nd option so i see no downside

Bitcholos8 years ago

Same here

DovahkiinBitchX10 years ago

Meh... Alright!

AWESOMENESS24049 years ago

it said "consider doesnt mean it will actualyy happebn!

Trizzyman14 10 years ago

To the people saying that you are 'forever considering' it, the whole thing says you might commit suicide

RainbowCandy24687 years ago

This is my life but I’m younger

Emma Leroya Sahli Turner12 years ago

win win?

phoenixxx8 years ago

I already considered it so..

wandman9 years ago

im already considering it so why dont care about the future'?

Literallywhy9 years ago

How is that simple?

oldmarcus1119 years ago

i don't see a downside to this at all

Alex95110 years ago

People always consider suicide but they do not commit it

Caththetree9 years ago

Nope nopety nope

Watermelonman8 years ago

Nopedy nopedy nope nope NO!!!

Alyssa Arocho12 years ago

downside?

JesusIsBaller8 years ago

Do not commit suicide... death is terrible, there’s people that care about you...

LREchoise6 years ago

Can you please tell me where to find them

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Mackenzie9 years ago

That's stupis

Watermelonman8 years ago

Yes, it"s pretty dums and also a little ridiculoup

RandomStuf8 years ago

What if adult life becomes so simple that everyone gets an unbreakable unhackable (not sure if that is a word) anti-suicide robot

Watermelonman8 years ago

That doesn't make any sense

levideogames9 years ago

How's it simple if you think about commiting suicide every second of your entire life?

bloxxingblocks10 years ago

Considering suicide? I will consider that but do it in-game xD

jays2 months ago

just makes my life simple when im an adult

LazarouDave7 years ago

Well shit, i already feel suicidal anyway - so this is an improvement

peridotie9 years ago

https://41.media.tumblr.com/fa0686ed8025116476465a6965402c22/tumblr_inline_nxbm8np0O81rqf7ma_540.png

asdfghjklqwertyuiop10 years ago

forever means you won't die ever, so you are immortal

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