You get $1 million each year for the rest of your life.
but
Random jumpscares will appear in your mind, accompanied by sound aswell.
I will not

BeingAwesom 11 years ago
Then you see a wallet without money in it jump scaring you...

DoubleJ 6 years ago
LOL

MyPasswordisPassword 11 years ago
I'll use some money to get pills or something for the jumpscares

awedar 2 years ago
i would buy a handgun to jumpscare you with bullets
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qwertylion 10 years ago
GET HIM OUT... OF... MY FUCKING... HEAD! GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!

Mustachio125 10 years ago
Get a surgeon to do brain surgery to remove fear all together.

Naweichu 9 months ago
고치지 못하면 죽을 거야
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imsoedgy 11 years ago
It's called anxiety disorders!

awedar 2 years ago
im in your head

Iluminaticonfirmed 10 years ago
So its basically fnaf but on steroids(about money)

Migdin1 10 years ago
Youre life is fnaf, but only scary, and you get well paid

johncenarko 11 years ago
I am prepared I play and watch fnaf

awedar 2 years ago
@IHatedTrained well too bad your opinion comes from the fact you were dropped as a child and brought up eating shit because fnaf was invented for fucking dipshits like you who need constant stimulation to live as you are a disabled little cunt who needs to be put down like that dog in your pfp
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Stefan Salomonsen 13 years ago
Ahh... i just saw my mom naked... this was not worth it :'(

Wscope 4 years ago
I meeeeeeean let me see
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KawaiiTree7 10 years ago
I actually have random jumpscares in my mind when I a trying to fall asleep. So this is no different. Exept for the $1,000,000

Yolo420 10 years ago
Were not all American, we don't all use dollars

Blazingfury05 8 years ago
Well it would be your country"s equivalent
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George Charles 13 years ago
If that Shit happens while driving you are screwed

TopMyTophat 9 years ago
Your a millionaire... hire a fucking limo...
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AnonymousGuy 11 years ago
Doesn't say how often the jumpscares appear.

firepelt 10 years ago
heh i see jump sacres allready

ButtonMasher123 10 years ago
Already happens... HELP ME.

gokuyay 10 years ago
You ould become immune to jumpscares so win win for me lel

Bluebellerin 10 years ago
hmm....worth it if they're far between...

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago
I can get used to them.

Jaasjaas 9 years ago
U dont if they are random every way its impossible
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Cole Tanaka 13 years ago
jumpscares dont scare me, it will only startle me

flash-gnash 8 years ago
You realise this is the entire point of jump scares right?
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Dillon Michael Thanasides 13 years ago
I've played too much of scary games and read too much creepy pasta to be scared of mostly anything.

bobert456 10 years ago
They never said it was good jumpscares

meatloave last year
Jump scares quickly lose potency when exposed to them repeatedly , that's why survival Horror games aren't using them as frequently and some ,really good ones,don't use them at all.

iluvnature 10 years ago
Worth it

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago
Person: boo! Me: *stone face* person: dude you’re like a statue

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
So? Fnaf with a cash prize? Worth it.

VexaGrimwoe 9 years ago
I'm always ready for jumpscares. As long as I pay attention I'll be fine.

djcool232 10 years ago
I don't need my money for happiness, I HATE jump scares ecspecially with sound!!!!!!!!!

Jeopardize_61405 9 years ago
That happens to me already...

Onenugg 7 years ago
Fnaf in real life

LOLTROL2006 9 years ago
Jumpscares hahahahhaahha play horror games for a year will be like hahahahahah

Latooflo 9 years ago
Imagine this happens in a job interview.

Sizzle 10 years ago
If its like FNAF, I can handle it.

yousefguesses 4 years ago
imagine playing fnaf and this happens to you lmao XD

ArcticSnowPup 9 years ago
I suddenly realized that if this happens when I am driving, I am so dead!

Hello. 10 years ago
*fnaf flashbacks*

eeeeeee123345456678989 5 years ago
this already happens, so all i get is a million dollars

Look4thestars 8 years ago
“Here is my class presentation on bubbles, part 1, the first w- HOLY FUCKING SHIT GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!”

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago
That is so good-

Twirre 9 years ago
😂

Chris1 10 years ago
Well jumscares don't scare me and I already get those so I see no downside

Superstitional_Realism last year
find my carrots

K-Dawn 10 years ago
Fair trade.

Deloa 4 years ago
i become purple guy but rich

guigamer2009 9 years ago
Jumpscares? JUST GIVE MY MONEY!

Drwaffle23 7 years ago
So like fnaf or something else?

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
I'm immune to jumpsacres.

ThatKid9001 10 years ago
I will not live in terror!

BLEACHYOURSELFIE 9 years ago
This is why I have Minecraft Vr edition.

Pineapple346 3 years ago
final jumpscare noise

Snowfrost918 10 years ago
So nothing changes?

shipqueen28 9 years ago
As someone who stays up till 2 am watching youtube gameplays of horror games, jumoscares circulate in my head constantly

Squirtle dude 152 10 years ago
I doesn't say how many times so maybe it"s only once a year
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