You get $1 million each year for the rest of your life.
but
Random jumpscares will appear in your mind, accompanied by sound aswell.
I will not


BeingAwesom9 years ago
Then you see a wallet without money in it jump scaring you...

DoubleJ4 years ago
LOL

MyPasswordisPassword10 years ago
I'll use some money to get pills or something for the jumpscares

awedar7 months ago
i would buy a handgun to jumpscare you with bullets
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qwertylion9 years ago
GET HIM OUT... OF... MY FUCKING... HEAD! GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!

Mustachio1259 years ago
Get a surgeon to do brain surgery to remove fear all together.

Pandaman_57 years ago
The long term affects would be worse then the jump scares
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imsoedgy10 years ago
It's called anxiety disorders!

awedar7 months ago
im in your head

Iluminaticonfirmed9 years ago
So its basically fnaf but on steroids(about money)

Migdin18 years ago
Youre life is fnaf, but only scary, and you get well paid

johncenarko10 years ago
I am prepared I play and watch fnaf

awedar7 months ago
@IHatedTrained well too bad your opinion comes from the fact you were dropped as a child and brought up eating shit because fnaf was invented for fucking dipshits like you who need constant stimulation to live as you are a disabled little cunt who needs to be put down like that dog in your pfp
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KawaiiTree79 years ago
I actually have random jumpscares in my mind when I a trying to fall asleep. So this is no different. Exept for the $1,000,000

Stefan Salomonsen12 years ago
Ahh... i just saw my mom naked... this was not worth it :'(

Wscope2 years ago
I meeeeeeean let me see
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Yolo4209 years ago
Were not all American, we don't all use dollars

Blazingfury057 years ago
Well it would be your country"s equivalent
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AnonymousGuy10 years ago
Doesn't say how often the jumpscares appear.

George Charles12 years ago
If that Shit happens while driving you are screwed

TopMyTophat8 years ago
Your a millionaire... hire a fucking limo...
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firepelt9 years ago
heh i see jump sacres allready

ButtonMasher1239 years ago
Already happens... HELP ME.

gokuyay9 years ago
You ould become immune to jumpscares so win win for me lel

Bluebellerin9 years ago
hmm....worth it if they're far between...

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago
I can get used to them.

Jaasjaas7 years ago
U dont if they are random every way its impossible
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Cole Tanaka12 years ago
jumpscares dont scare me, it will only startle me

flash-gnash7 years ago
You realise this is the entire point of jump scares right?
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Dillon Michael Thanasides12 years ago
I've played too much of scary games and read too much creepy pasta to be scared of mostly anything.

Sizzle8 years ago
If its like FNAF, I can handle it.

yousefguesses3 years ago
imagine playing fnaf and this happens to you lmao XD

Latooflo8 years ago
Imagine this happens in a job interview.

eeeeeee1233454566789894 years ago
this already happens, so all i get is a million dollars

ArcticSnowPup8 years ago
I suddenly realized that if this happens when I am driving, I am so dead!

Hello.9 years ago
*fnaf flashbacks*

Twirre8 years ago
😂

Look4thestars7 years ago
“Here is my class presentation on bubbles, part 1, the first w- HOLY FUCKING SHIT GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!”

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago
That is so good-

Superstitional_Realism14 days ago
find my carrots

Chris18 years ago
Well jumscares don't scare me and I already get those so I see no downside

guigamer20098 years ago
Jumpscares? JUST GIVE MY MONEY!

K-Dawn9 years ago
Fair trade.

Deloa3 years ago
i become purple guy but rich

SciArtHerp8 years ago
I'm immune to jumpsacres.

ThatKid90019 years ago
I will not live in terror!

Drwaffle236 years ago
So like fnaf or something else?

BLEACHYOURSELFIE8 years ago
This is why I have Minecraft Vr edition.

shipqueen288 years ago
As someone who stays up till 2 am watching youtube gameplays of horror games, jumoscares circulate in my head constantly

Squirtle dude 1528 years ago
I doesn't say how many times so maybe it"s only once a year

Pineapple3462 years ago
final jumpscare noise

Snowfrost9189 years ago
So nothing changes?

MikeyCraft9 years ago
Earthbound is better than Undertale.

GiveTheOculus34 years ago
Yep. Who cares

TopMyTophat8 years ago
I dont scare easy but if i do jump i dont mind looking like an idiot in public for a mill :P

Look4thestars7 years ago
Schizophrenia here I come!

PerithePanickedPineTree8 years ago
I'll take that shit man

MonkeyManDG8 years ago
pay for a cure for schitzophrenia

Gaboseries9 years ago
That already happens to me anyway...

Evil_J3 years ago
I"d get desensitized

Kingbloxerthe39 years ago
How many jumpscares? It could only be 2 for all I know... I'll use that as a loophole.

Sasusaku8 years ago
I played enough fnaf
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