You get $1 million each year for the rest of your life.
but
Random jumpscares will appear in your mind, accompanied by sound aswell.
I will not

BeingAwesom 11 years ago
Then you see a wallet without money in it jump scaring you...

DoubleJ 6 years ago
LOL

MyPasswordisPassword 11 years ago
I'll use some money to get pills or something for the jumpscares

awedar 2 years ago
i would buy a handgun to jumpscare you with bullets
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qwertylion 11 years ago
GET HIM OUT... OF... MY FUCKING... HEAD! GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!

malcomxxxx 3 days ago
hello

Mustachio125 10 years ago
Get a surgeon to do brain surgery to remove fear all together.

Naweichu 9 months ago
고치지 못하면 죽을 거야
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imsoedgy 11 years ago
It's called anxiety disorders!

awedar 2 years ago
im in your head

Iluminaticonfirmed 10 years ago
So its basically fnaf but on steroids(about money)

Migdin1 10 years ago
Youre life is fnaf, but only scary, and you get well paid

johncenarko 11 years ago
I am prepared I play and watch fnaf

awedar 2 years ago
@IHatedTrained well too bad your opinion comes from the fact you were dropped as a child and brought up eating shit because fnaf was invented for fucking dipshits like you who need constant stimulation to live as you are a disabled little cunt who needs to be put down like that dog in your pfp
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Stefan Salomonsen 13 years ago
Ahh... i just saw my mom naked... this was not worth it :'(

Wscope 4 years ago
I meeeeeeean let me see
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KawaiiTree7 10 years ago
I actually have random jumpscares in my mind when I a trying to fall asleep. So this is no different. Exept for the $1,000,000

Yolo420 11 years ago
Were not all American, we don't all use dollars

Blazingfury05 8 years ago
Well it would be your country"s equivalent
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George Charles 13 years ago
If that Shit happens while driving you are screwed

TopMyTophat 9 years ago
Your a millionaire... hire a fucking limo...
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AnonymousGuy 11 years ago
Doesn't say how often the jumpscares appear.

firepelt 10 years ago
heh i see jump sacres allready

ButtonMasher123 11 years ago
Already happens... HELP ME.

gokuyay 11 years ago
You ould become immune to jumpscares so win win for me lel

Bluebellerin 11 years ago
hmm....worth it if they're far between...

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago
I can get used to them.

Jaasjaas 9 years ago
U dont if they are random every way its impossible
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Cole Tanaka 13 years ago
jumpscares dont scare me, it will only startle me

flash-gnash 8 years ago
You realise this is the entire point of jump scares right?
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Dillon Michael Thanasides 13 years ago
I've played too much of scary games and read too much creepy pasta to be scared of mostly anything.

guigamer2009 9 years ago
Jumpscares? JUST GIVE MY MONEY!

K-Dawn 10 years ago
Fair trade.

Deloa 4 years ago
i become purple guy but rich

ThatKid9001 10 years ago
I will not live in terror!

Drwaffle23 7 years ago
So like fnaf or something else?

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
I'm immune to jumpsacres.

BLEACHYOURSELFIE 10 years ago
This is why I have Minecraft Vr edition.

Squirtle dude 152 10 years ago
I doesn't say how many times so maybe it"s only once a year

Pineapple346 3 years ago
final jumpscare noise

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
So nothing changes?

shipqueen28 9 years ago
As someone who stays up till 2 am watching youtube gameplays of horror games, jumoscares circulate in my head constantly

GiveTheOculus3 5 years ago
Yep. Who cares

TopMyTophat 9 years ago
I dont scare easy but if i do jump i dont mind looking like an idiot in public for a mill :P

MikeyCraft 10 years ago
Earthbound is better than Undertale.

PerithePanickedPineTree 9 years ago
I'll take that shit man

Look4thestars 8 years ago
Schizophrenia here I come!

GHUMUDE 7 months ago
who cares about jumpscares in minds

Gaboseries 10 years ago
That already happens to me anyway...

MonkeyManDG 10 years ago
pay for a cure for schitzophrenia

Kingbloxerthe3 11 years ago
How many jumpscares? It could only be 2 for all I know... I'll use that as a loophole.

Sasusaku 9 years ago
I played enough fnaf

Miachelafton 10 years ago
Animatronics everywhere!

Evil_J 4 years ago
I"d get desensitized

Red1007 9 years ago
Get therapy with all that money

Gartar 10 years ago
Seeing a dead version of myself appear infront of me would be wourth that money

ExtinctPlate22 7 years ago
This already happens so yes

pbpetterson 10 years ago
no problem thats nice it shakes off your worry

LunarMoone 9 years ago
After so much FNAF, this is no problem. I am used to them.

singlelight 10 years ago
This happens to me anyways.

Pineapple346 3 years ago
"fnaf"

TravelingTale 10 years ago
So basically..... it Five Night At Freddy's
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