43458 (49%) 45571 (51%)
43458 (49%) people have pressed this button, while 45571 (51%) did not.
You get five million dollars every year on your birthday
but
You can never have sex again
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Maharid3 months ago
Oh well, i will still not leave a monk life.

z1sm1u11 months ago
超过的繁殖的欲望自是一种疾病

_SlytherinROX10 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Hello18 years ago
you heard that!? wow I need to dial it down a notch...
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Merilille10 years ago
YES! Free money. Asexuality is the best.

Sous7 years ago
Woooo!

lineny jacksepticeye fan8 years ago
well i dont wanna have sex

Toast_Box5 years ago
Being asexual is great in this situation

dollschmidt9 years ago
i just need the money....... i could buy ever fnaf game and 100000 cats.......

Box-O-Cookies7 years ago
most of the games are free though

damo99910 years ago
Just masturebate

krios10 years ago
fingering and touching is enough

USGC7 years ago
Hah

ShadowSpirit8 years ago
Dude, i am under 16

Pandalf_Darwinlast year
it means ever

The Boeing Kid9 years ago
screw sex!

Alice Natalie Shepherd12 years ago
I'm asexual, anyway. thanks for the free cash!

ReefChong2 years ago
agree
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SteamPunkMoon10 years ago
*laughs asexually*

SteamPunkMoon10 years ago
*laughs asexually*

ThePryceAintRight9 years ago
Asexual, ftw!!

HPWAS10 years ago
Man I love sex so much

Sydlyn3610 years ago
I'm asexual so no problems here

Lenrox10 years ago
Asexual laughter

NeatCrown10 years ago
*asexual laughter*

JOSEPHBARKER8 years ago
I am planning on being virgin so....the for making me rich!!!!!!!☺

Mzeeserket 9 years ago
Artificial insemination for your own kids. And free money. I can still have a husband or wif just can't have sex. But free money...

POOOOOOP9 years ago
Who wouldn't press the bottom. You'd be living the high life!!!!!

ocean andrus10 years ago
never had sex. never want to have sex

thericegamer8 years ago
I haven't had sex in the first place, so when I press the button, it says again, and so I get 5mil a year and sex (does that make sense?)

Julia Cunningham12 years ago
There is no dick worth 5 million dollars

RandomGuy12348 years ago
Other than mine
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Brssps19 years ago
Define "Sex"

rainbow will not...9 years ago
wet dreams
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zero the joker10 years ago
Of course

Perrygames10 years ago
Become a prostitute.

ANIMOO9 years ago
That's still sex...

Nepgear for president 10 years ago
Whoever didn't press this button is an idiot.

CMHammond10 years ago
I would disagree there. Only Asexuals and people who are prepared to give up sex, would press the button. Yes, free money, but no sex? Not worth it, it also means not having children of your own.

Brandin Michael Goldsberry12 years ago
What do you mean again?

Kelsey R Rodriguez12 years ago
Asexual. Free money to celebrate my birth? I am alright with that.

Dayna Morris12 years ago
I'm not asexual, but I don't like people touching me

ClareWhite9 years ago
Win/win

Jako90568 years ago
Just Jack of peeps

TACOSOUL10 years ago
Guys it's 5 million dollars a year over sex they didn't say you couldn't masturbate or other like I would take the 5 mil any day

I'm a Dud9 years ago
uh im ASEXUAL so uh its a rlly great offer for me

Natanm17 years ago
you don't know what money can get you ;)

Mrtaconbàcon8 years ago
Lol 50-50 while posting

Fuck the username101010 years ago
I'm 9. I don't want to be pregnant. That's why i pressed the button. I'm a girl. it's the truth.

someboy772 years ago
i never will have sex im not asexual though

KamiNeko9 years ago
I hate the idea of sex, but money...

Po0tisCancEr7 years ago
The midget Napolian"s dick is worth 10 mil

BEWAREDANGER4 years ago
Bold of you to assume I would ever even have sex in the first place to begin with. Even if I did five million dollars every is worth far more than having sex a few times. Not to mention there is such thing as love without sex.

pressmedont1239 years ago
Bad trade off esp. If you include masturbation

Strongnite227 years ago
Fuck.i meant to say no

Nepgear for president 10 years ago
Geez, what's with people and their obsession with sex?

AdventureGirl399 years ago
I never wanted to have sex anyway! THIS IS A WIN WIN~!

JasonBlue11 years ago
I plan on staying single anyway.

Timelypat8 years ago
I say that"s a fair deal.

Toikaa10 years ago
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