44299 (49%) 46396 (51%)
44299 (49%) people have pressed this button, while 46396 (51%) did not.
You get five million dollars every year on your birthday
but
You can never have sex again
Next

z1sm1u 2 years ago
超过的繁殖的欲望自是一种疾病

Maharid last year
Oh well, i will still not leave a monk life.

_SlytherinROX 11 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Hello1 10 years ago
you heard that!? wow I need to dial it down a notch...
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Merilille 11 years ago
YES! Free money. Asexuality is the best.

Sous 8 years ago
Woooo!

lineny jacksepticeye fan 10 years ago
well i dont wanna have sex

damo999 11 years ago
Just masturebate

dollschmidt 11 years ago
i just need the money....... i could buy ever fnaf game and 100000 cats.......

Box-O-Cookies 9 years ago
most of the games are free though

krios 11 years ago
fingering and touching is enough

USGC 8 years ago
Hah

Toast_Box 6 years ago
Being asexual is great in this situation

ShadowSpirit 9 years ago
Dude, i am under 16

Pandalf_Darwin 3 years ago
it means ever

Alice Natalie Shepherd 13 years ago
I'm asexual, anyway. thanks for the free cash!

ReefChong 3 years ago
agree
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The Boeing Kid 11 years ago
screw sex!

SteamPunkMoon 11 years ago
*laughs asexually*

SteamPunkMoon 11 years ago
*laughs asexually*

ThePryceAintRight 10 years ago
Asexual, ftw!!

HPWAS 11 years ago
Man I love sex so much

Sydlyn36 11 years ago
I'm asexual so no problems here

Lenrox 11 years ago
Asexual laughter

NeatCrown 11 years ago
*asexual laughter*

JOSEPHBARKER 9 years ago
I am planning on being virgin so....the for making me rich!!!!!!!☺

Mzeeserket 11 years ago
Artificial insemination for your own kids. And free money. I can still have a husband or wif just can't have sex. But free money...

POOOOOOP 11 years ago
Who wouldn't press the bottom. You'd be living the high life!!!!!

ocean andrus 11 years ago
never had sex. never want to have sex

thericegamer 9 years ago
I haven't had sex in the first place, so when I press the button, it says again, and so I get 5mil a year and sex (does that make sense?)

Julia Cunningham 13 years ago
There is no dick worth 5 million dollars

RandomGuy1234 9 years ago
Other than mine
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Brssps1 11 years ago
Define "Sex"

rainbow will not... 10 years ago
wet dreams
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zero the joker 11 years ago
Of course

Perrygames 11 years ago
Become a prostitute.

ANIMOO 10 years ago
That's still sex...

Nepgear for president 11 years ago
Whoever didn't press this button is an idiot.

CMHammond 11 years ago
I would disagree there. Only Asexuals and people who are prepared to give up sex, would press the button. Yes, free money, but no sex? Not worth it, it also means not having children of your own.

Brandin Michael Goldsberry 13 years ago
What do you mean again?

Kelsey R Rodriguez 13 years ago
Asexual. Free money to celebrate my birth? I am alright with that.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
I'm not asexual, but I don't like people touching me

Raquaza4life 10 years ago
I'm 10. OMG 5 MILLION

Paul Phillips 13 years ago
Never wanted it.

Yeetuafeetus 6 years ago
I still have a hand soo i good

MrSaturn 11 years ago
FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY... i mean i cant fuck them but you got the idea

Marilia 11 years ago
It's my nightmare

Teekenny 8 years ago
Aren't the buttons usually supposed to have a catch?

seppe 11 years ago
(Insert penis yoke here)

Chara 😈 10 years ago
I'll just turn asexual! Duh!

mr.Rod 11 years ago
Use money for sex robot

WhitestGray 3 years ago
All the asexuals in the comments make me happy. :)

KawaiiCelebi 10 years ago
Proud to be a virgin, where at least my vital region is free and I get five million us bucks on the day my mom had me

MrHeck123 8 years ago
I hate it when it’s cure cancer but not sexually aroused or something then I answer the thing and 75% or something of people say that they’d rather have sed then cure cancer

Leafshade 12 years ago
There's lots of non sex sexual acts.

foolishgabriel 5 years ago
hah, dumb stupid non-button pressers

ImaFregginNinja 9 years ago
screw the money

Epicbassdrop 11 years ago
So I can't fuck her right in the pussy

TragicomicPupper 10 years ago
There"s always masturbation...

EastonPolnick 9 years ago
If you live for 80 more years, thats 400 MILLION DOLLARS, its worth it
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