44330 (49%) 46417 (51%)
44330 (49%) people have pressed this button, while 46417 (51%) did not.
You get five million dollars every year on your birthday
but
You can never have sex again
Next

z1sm1u 2 years ago
超过的繁殖的欲望自是一种疾病

Maharid 2 years ago
Oh well, i will still not leave a monk life.

_SlytherinROX 11 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Hello1 10 years ago
you heard that!? wow I need to dial it down a notch...
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Merilille 11 years ago
YES! Free money. Asexuality is the best.

Sous 9 years ago
Woooo!

lineny jacksepticeye fan 10 years ago
well i dont wanna have sex

damo999 11 years ago
Just masturebate

dollschmidt 11 years ago
i just need the money....... i could buy ever fnaf game and 100000 cats.......

Box-O-Cookies 9 years ago
most of the games are free though

krios 11 years ago
fingering and touching is enough

USGC 8 years ago
Hah

Toast_Box 6 years ago
Being asexual is great in this situation

ShadowSpirit 9 years ago
Dude, i am under 16

Pandalf_Darwin 3 years ago
it means ever

Alice Natalie Shepherd 13 years ago
I'm asexual, anyway. thanks for the free cash!

ReefChong 3 years ago
agree
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The Boeing Kid 11 years ago
screw sex!

SteamPunkMoon 11 years ago
*laughs asexually*

SteamPunkMoon 11 years ago
*laughs asexually*

ThePryceAintRight 11 years ago
Asexual, ftw!!

HPWAS 11 years ago
Man I love sex so much

Sydlyn36 11 years ago
I'm asexual so no problems here

Lenrox 11 years ago
Asexual laughter

NeatCrown 11 years ago
*asexual laughter*

JOSEPHBARKER 9 years ago
I am planning on being virgin so....the for making me rich!!!!!!!☺

Mzeeserket 11 years ago
Artificial insemination for your own kids. And free money. I can still have a husband or wif just can't have sex. But free money...

POOOOOOP 11 years ago
Who wouldn't press the bottom. You'd be living the high life!!!!!

ocean andrus 11 years ago
never had sex. never want to have sex

thericegamer 9 years ago
I haven't had sex in the first place, so when I press the button, it says again, and so I get 5mil a year and sex (does that make sense?)

Julia Cunningham 13 years ago
There is no dick worth 5 million dollars

RandomGuy1234 9 years ago
Other than mine
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Brssps1 11 years ago
Define "Sex"

rainbow will not... 10 years ago
wet dreams
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zero the joker 11 years ago
Of course

Perrygames 11 years ago
Become a prostitute.

ANIMOO 10 years ago
That's still sex...

Nepgear for president 11 years ago
Whoever didn't press this button is an idiot.

CMHammond 11 years ago
I would disagree there. Only Asexuals and people who are prepared to give up sex, would press the button. Yes, free money, but no sex? Not worth it, it also means not having children of your own.

Brandin Michael Goldsberry 13 years ago
What do you mean again?

Kelsey R Rodriguez 13 years ago
Asexual. Free money to celebrate my birth? I am alright with that.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
I'm not asexual, but I don't like people touching me

BioMadMan316 5 years ago
Hah they think I’ll ever do it anyways

PoopyPotato 11 years ago
Mastubation is key ^-^

BLUEDRAGON1 9 years ago
Forget money :)

melonlord 11 years ago
i don't like sex anyway soooooo...i win

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Because i want to attract 0 year olds crying
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IWannaBeACassetteTape 12 years ago
There's also masturbating........Why not?

LenAuphydas 9 years ago
where the downside.

ArmedSpirit 11 years ago
Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

King ThickDick 10 years ago
Who the fucks gonna stop me...

AllastroS48 11 years ago
I could buy one of that realistic sex dolls and put and a japaneses girl friend AI in it

shiro_salt 6 months ago
woohoo free money

pilsner999 10 years ago
Then i'll make a button on this site that says "you can have sex with any girl that you want" and the downside will be "nothing"

Megalodonslava 8 years ago
Lol thanks for the cash

JaydenAlmendarez 9 years ago
Press it after you have a child

Psycho_massacre 9 years ago
Average yearly salary in my state is 50,000 so yes

economicrex66 11 years ago
I would rather have children than be rich af. It's basically telling you that would you rather get 5 million dollars or have children in your life.

Lilyluna 10 years ago
I. Am. 12. Thanks for the money, though!

Bergzbot 12 years ago
No! I'm in middle school, haven't even had sex yet at all, why would I give it up before I get it!?!
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