Fine. If I can't get the woman of my dreams, then I will get the woman that"s not in my dreams but I still love them extremely much.
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Hetastuck Trash10 years ago
*Muffled crying from Francis Bonnefoy*
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Goatfacestrontium10 years ago
Sex is penetration, right?
Just masterbate together.
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GERARDOPARRAGONZALEZ7 years ago
I am a robot. I am not programmed to love.
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BobLikesCupcakes11 years ago
... Does that include anal?
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TheAuthor7 years ago
I'm not even asexual and this sounds absolutely fine.
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LittleGiant7 years ago
Most humans have an innate urge to have sex, so no.
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ProBro698 years ago
Meme Insert
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EmilyZhang8 years ago
Idc about sex I don't ever wanna do sex
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GeorgeFritz8 years ago
Sex... what age was this app rated again?
D_YellowMadness2 months ago
I don't know. I use the website. You tell me.
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Declan Connolly12 years ago
This may sound sappy but I already have the girl of my dreams.
PrestonBrower7 years ago
I ship it
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Sam Holcomb12 years ago
*Muffled asexual snickering in the background*
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Yoshinto Michinzhi12 years ago
hail nah.
Left-Hand-Eater9 years ago
*everyone starts praising this person you claim is called "Nah" in a form of which declares Nah is the ruler of the land currently housing the ones hailing to Nah*
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pdharr9 years ago
what is new
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Lucario99063 years ago
Simple answer; have a polygamous relationship.
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pinkpunk510 years ago
all you allosexuals tho
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Arnas4566 years ago
I hate doing sex
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CobaltStarling8 years ago
If they"re the woman of my dreams, they"d let me have sex with other people. Possibly even help to seduce them into my bed.
serrato128 years ago
TRUE THAT
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Mashie079 years ago
well now I wish I didn't press the buttom
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GangsternauwL9 years ago
People might blame me, but I enjoy having sex
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amb9 years ago
Noooooooooooo i wont sex
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BolorErdemMunkhtogtokh7 years ago
U don't have to have sex them!
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TheRealGlacadialast year
Not that bad a downside. Plus, even if you argue that you need it to have kids, you don't. You can adopt.
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SuperVincent125210 years ago
Down side?
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RHIANNONKARR8 years ago
Adopt BOOM!
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DimmyDerpy 9 years ago
The only love of my life is.... yes it's dots....meh?
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Drwho-and-Pokemon-fangirl8 years ago
The doctor!? Take me in your TARDIS
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smwilson9 years ago
Who would do this
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imavirginnn4 years ago
Come On Kids, Say It With Me! A! S! E! X! U! A! L!
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