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You get the woman/man of your dreams
but
You can never have sex with them
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark and twsited

meatloavelast month
and evil and dark

FunkyCheeseballs9 years ago
A loving relationship doesnt have to involve sex

Johndabanana2 years ago
You can still touch them or put it next to it.
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Raine.katt9 years ago
Sex isn't important in a relationship. And if sex is SO important to you then just become a hooker. Problem solved. Go have aids. Please

xInfinitelyOddx9 years ago
you don't need sex to be a a amazing relationship :D

general squish9 years ago
So who cares. Just adopt. Who needs sex.

Gojifan19757 years ago
I’m calling the police
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Catowoo10 years ago
Aseuxal. HAHAAH BITCHES MISHA COLLINS IS MINE.

MCR-BTS_Fishie7 years ago
Nuuuu not my Misha >.< Fine I claim the Jensen Acklesssss
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BoomBoomBitches_4 years ago
Asexuals, UNITE

vexie4 years ago
Asexual laughter

the planet of questions10 years ago
asexuality wins here. All the stabbings will be had

IsobelSparrow5 years ago
I'm not ace but my life isn't about sex

AsexualQueen7 years ago
My name explains it all

so.what.am.i.doing.here.9 years ago
love isn't always about sex, its about an emotional bond between two people

Hannah-chan Jore12 years ago
*asexual laughter in background*

Solas3 years ago
*more asexual laughter*
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FlameBlaze9 years ago
Masturbate

filly9210 years ago
Asexual! ---WIN!

Sir. Snarlington9 years ago
Anal beads

Firesparklz 9 years ago
I don't want kids anyways

Joloman9 years ago
Dry hump

BlitzBreaker147 years ago
Fine. If I can't get the woman of my dreams, then I will get the woman that"s not in my dreams but I still love them extremely much.

Hetastuck Trash10 years ago
*Muffled crying from Francis Bonnefoy*

Goatfacestrontium10 years ago
Sex is penetration, right? Just masterbate together.

GERARDOPARRAGONZALEZ7 years ago
I am a robot. I am not programmed to love.

BobLikesCupcakes10 years ago
... Does that include anal?

TheAuthor7 years ago
I'm not even asexual and this sounds absolutely fine.

LittleGiant7 years ago
Most humans have an innate urge to have sex, so no.

ProBro697 years ago
Meme Insert

EmilyZhang8 years ago
Idc about sex I don't ever wanna do sex

GeorgeFritz8 years ago
Sex... what age was this app rated again?

D_YellowMadnesslast month
I don't know. I use the website. You tell me.

Sam Holcomb12 years ago
*Muffled asexual snickering in the background*

Declan Connolly12 years ago
This may sound sappy but I already have the girl of my dreams.

PrestonBrower7 years ago
I ship it

Yoshinto Michinzhi12 years ago
hail nah.

Left-Hand-Eater9 years ago
*everyone starts praising this person you claim is called "Nah" in a form of which declares Nah is the ruler of the land currently housing the ones hailing to Nah*

AwesomeKitteh129 years ago
I would like my own children when I'm older

MCR-BTS_Fishie7 years ago
Asexual life :). So I'll take Jensen Ackles. Thanks. //If a Jensen Ackles is not available at this time, a Misha Collins can be sent//

Nigerkid8 years ago
Omg people really think that if they dont have sex they dont have love...

amber_tayla217 years ago
That"s fine,I'll just not have kids then

LiveLikeSpongebob9 years ago
Life of the Virgin 😭

Taco_Timmy11 months ago
I don't have to pay for child support? sounds great!

xXbrian09Xx9 years ago
Loving** AND FOK OFF HATERS

canadian-maple12149 years ago
As long as I have them and they love me, I don't mind if we can't have sex

Hot Sauce10 years ago
Why is everyone in the comments asexual?

ChristianaBrown8 years ago
I just

Milameansmagic8 years ago
Asexual person here

HoppyLongEars9 years ago
I'm cool with that. ☺

BIG JOHN9 years ago
I think they are explaining marriage to us.

Auggy2 months ago
so cheat with someone you can have sex with cause I qoute " you get the man or women of your dreams but you can NEVER have sex WITH THEM".

ActualDemon9 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Marshadow7 years ago
Better than what I have now. I'm practically a girl repel

Jane Foster12 years ago
( my life )

Petergriffin1122 years ago
Well then, can he/she watch?

(insert name here)9 years ago
Whats the downside?
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