love isn't always about sex, its about an emotional bond between two people
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FlameBlaze10 years ago
Masturbate
Goonin2u8 months ago
On it, Twin.
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filly9212 years ago
Asexual! ---WIN!
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Sir. Snarlington11 years ago
Anal beads
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Firesparklz 11 years ago
I don't want kids anyways
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Joloman11 years ago
Dry hump
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Hetastuck Trash12 years ago
*Muffled crying from Francis Bonnefoy*
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Goatfacestrontium12 years ago
Sex is penetration, right?
Just masterbate together.
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BobLikesCupcakes12 years ago
... Does that include anal?
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BlitzBreaker148 years ago
Fine. If I can't get the woman of my dreams, then I will get the woman that"s not in my dreams but I still love them extremely much.
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GERARDOPARRAGONZALEZ8 years ago
I am a robot. I am not programmed to love.
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TheAuthor9 years ago
I'm not even asexual and this sounds absolutely fine.
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LittleGiant9 years ago
Most humans have an innate urge to have sex, so no.
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ProBro699 years ago
Meme Insert
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EmilyZhang9 years ago
Idc about sex I don't ever wanna do sex
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GeorgeFritz9 years ago
Sex... what age was this app rated again?
D_YellowMadness2 years ago
I don't know. I use the website. You tell me.
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Sam Holcomb13 years ago
*Muffled asexual snickering in the background*
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Declan Connolly13 years ago
This may sound sappy but I already have the girl of my dreams.
PrestonBrower9 years ago
I ship it
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Yoshinto Michinzhi13 years ago
hail nah.
Left-Hand-Eater10 years ago
*everyone starts praising this person you claim is called "Nah" in a form of which declares Nah is the ruler of the land currently housing the ones hailing to Nah*
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Trent12 years ago
Fuck that
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serrato1210 years ago
So basically my life + the woman of my dreams woohoo
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RainBro11 years ago
Perfectly fine with me. Who gives a shit about sex. Not this guy!
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RandomDude86 years ago
Adoption exists so yea it would be cool
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jshaw7110 years ago
love over sex? for me, Yes, I hope SHE loves me too...
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bartb610 months ago
holy shit 2 upsides
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JackAttackBabyBackRibs11 years ago
That would mean she's alive again
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Hamish Philips13 years ago
So basically the ultimate friendzone then?
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235x02 years ago
Great. I pick a version of myself from another universe and they have inter-dimensional teleportation, shape-shifting, and inter-dimensional teleportation bestowal.
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xXbrian09Xx11 years ago
Living someone isn't about how they look or what they have. It's about how they act or make you feel. So many people just want sex with their partners which is sad.
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undercovernightrcc9 years ago
i don't wanna
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mrman22310 years ago
what is the point
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cryingpasteltears11 years ago
the asexuals win again
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CherrySpice8 years ago
As a hypersexual, I will fucking die. Even when I can fuckin jerk it, so, no.
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ryboy10 years ago
Shut up firewiz 04
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jshaw719 years ago
If she"s ok with it, I am too...
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Nathália Messina13 years ago
Angel and Buffy?
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FireWiz0410 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
papersnake4 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]
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