Fine. If I can't get the woman of my dreams, then I will get the woman that"s not in my dreams but I still love them extremely much.
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Hetastuck Trash10 years ago
*Muffled crying from Francis Bonnefoy*
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Goatfacestrontium10 years ago
Sex is penetration, right?
Just masterbate together.
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GERARDOPARRAGONZALEZ7 years ago
I am a robot. I am not programmed to love.
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BobLikesCupcakes11 years ago
... Does that include anal?
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TheAuthor7 years ago
I'm not even asexual and this sounds absolutely fine.
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LittleGiant7 years ago
Most humans have an innate urge to have sex, so no.
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ProBro698 years ago
Meme Insert
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EmilyZhang8 years ago
Idc about sex I don't ever wanna do sex
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GeorgeFritz8 years ago
Sex... what age was this app rated again?
D_YellowMadness2 months ago
I don't know. I use the website. You tell me.
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Declan Connolly12 years ago
This may sound sappy but I already have the girl of my dreams.
PrestonBrower7 years ago
I ship it
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Sam Holcomb12 years ago
*Muffled asexual snickering in the background*
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Yoshinto Michinzhi12 years ago
hail nah.
Left-Hand-Eater9 years ago
*everyone starts praising this person you claim is called "Nah" in a form of which declares Nah is the ruler of the land currently housing the ones hailing to Nah*
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Hot Sauce10 years ago
Why is everyone in the comments asexual?
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ChristianaBrown8 years ago
I just
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canadian-maple12149 years ago
As long as I have them and they love me, I don't mind if we can't have sex
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Milameansmagic8 years ago
Asexual person here
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HoppyLongEars9 years ago
I'm cool with that. ☺
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Auggy3 months ago
so cheat with someone you can have sex with cause I qoute " you get the man or women of your dreams but you can NEVER have sex WITH THEM".
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ActualDemon9 years ago
*asexual laughter*
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Marshadow7 years ago
Better than what I have now. I'm practically a girl repel
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Jane Foster12 years ago
( my life )
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BIG JOHN9 years ago
I think they are explaining marriage to us.
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(insert name here)9 years ago
Whats the downside?
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Petergriffin1122 years ago
Well then, can he/she watch?
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n8thegr89 years ago
So many people are demonising people who didn't press the button as horny animals, but I didn't because I want kids of my OWN and well, sex=kids.
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