Will You Press The Button?

Mammotlast year

I am craving bacon right now

carmenwinsteadlast year

~<|: c)

Fazbacon9 years ago

but the answer is 42

Hellohellolast year

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DiaperGrenade7 years ago

Me: Universe, I have a question for science. Can you make people cry tears of joy by playing "Tom Jones It"s not Unusual"? Universe: Yes, as long as it is processed by SEVEN "Tom Jones What"s New Pussycats". Like if you get the reference.

DogeSmash6 years ago

Epic reference

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Jaelin Williams12 years ago

All the answers are 42 anyway.

Josap5 years ago

Seriously

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Josap5 years ago

My first question will be that my crush will love or sex with me

Josap5 years ago

Mader chod ja teri gandh marvake aa bhosdike

IHateYellow6 years ago

Does my crush like me? Best question

Josap5 years ago

Yes you are right

Dankstank6 years ago

I wuld ask are u gay then it will be yes

Blackvancandyman7 years ago

Thus changing everything about society and physics and ruining life for everyone

CollinCarter7 years ago

Hi universe! Hey, what"s the meaning of life?

Jakob6667 years ago

69ing

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ApexSpice8 years ago

My only question is how much longer before I have to buy a new condom cuz my current one will break from to much jizz (ya u use the same condom over and over so what)

Hellfire13099 years ago

The answer is 23, Jim carry eat your heart out

xXSpiderJuanXx9 years ago

Then you would know everything

kvk4life10 years ago

what do you mean by change all the questions? Like create new laws of physics? So in actuality your power is to randomly change the universe by simply asking it all the questions there are to ask? That's awesome

Hoovyspoovygroovy9 years ago

It said QUESTIONS not ANSWERS.

Areyou Mymummy12 years ago

i was about to go "OH DOCTOR WHO FANDOM!"

Laurel Glassley12 years ago

Use it to your advantage and change what you hate about the world. For ex:is Justin Bieber dead yet?

Wavedasher8 years ago

senpai yes pls (xd wut)

Martin Alexander O'leary12 years ago

I feel like this is a paradox of some kind

Annea9 years ago

But if the universe is as infinite as it seems, you'll never get all the answers because you'll never think of all the questions.

mogley199210 years ago

i don't think i could get all the answers in my lifetime, unless i asked for the key to immortality and there was one. then i'd be a bored god and the last of my species by the time a gamechanger came in

Triple_X7 years ago

The answer to everything is 42 anyway

BadBanana692 years ago

question: am I gay :|

James FitzGerald12 years ago

How will the universe do this?

JessicaMasterson8 years ago

That"s just part of life, the questions are always changing and there is never is just 1 real answer to any question if there is 1 at all

yomonkeys1239 years ago

One, the answers 42, and 2, part of life is mystery, what's the point of life if you KNOW what's gonna happen

100rage9 years ago

wtf i dont understand

Sho995 years ago

What I don't get it

KDigityDog9 years ago

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Disco_Turtle7 years ago

there changing the questions not the answers

The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago

I know this isnt related but why the fuck are there comments from FORTY SEVEN YEARS AGO!?!! WE'RE THERE EVEN COMPUTERS!?! IS THIS SOME SORT OF BIG?!?

AjvarNinja9 years ago

Why not?

Caleb Beck12 years ago

Ask only true or false questions

sky lord the thinker9 years ago

whats the point also this doesnt make sense add a button for that

Memo24474 years ago

There are so many misteries in the universe you cant fit all the answer in a lifetime

Inline28 years ago

Just don't ask what the meaning of life is. We already know that. It"s 42

Gaboseries9 years ago

Me: Universe, how are you? Universe: ... Me: The universe cannot speak right? Universe: ... :(

Mangomagmaman7 years ago

wot

Baughg18 years ago

Just don't ask all da question

Triple_X7 years ago

Me: Universe, if god believes that no one created him, does that make him an atheist?

FloweyDreemur9 years ago

Then get those answers

Qbone9 years ago

So confusing

TrueRenegade8 years ago

How do I talk to the universe?

Melanie75268 years ago

Honestly this doesn't seem much different from real life. It is the nature of science that answers only raise new questions.

mudafuckingdickhead9 years ago

i does not matter if the question changes. "does my girlfriend love my" "does my girlfriend really love my?" question changed, go on

DancingLlama9 years ago

It's impossible to answer all the question, so there isn't any problem with pressing. :D

whatshername9 years ago

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MisterMustachio7 years ago

What does this even mean?

asdguy0011 years ago

Dont ask why is 2+3=dicks

BellaTheSingingDemon7 years ago

Everyone knows that the answers to everything is 42!

FRZN259 years ago

Just don't get all the answers. Just get all but one answer

Creeperkiller20008 years ago

Go with B

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