Will You Press The Button?

Mammotlast year

I am craving bacon right now

carmenwinsteadlast year

~<|: c)

Fazbacon10 years ago

but the answer is 42

Hellohellolast year

Favorite reference

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DiaperGrenade7 years ago

Me: Universe, I have a question for science. Can you make people cry tears of joy by playing "Tom Jones It"s not Unusual"? Universe: Yes, as long as it is processed by SEVEN "Tom Jones What"s New Pussycats". Like if you get the reference.

DogeSmash6 years ago

Epic reference

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Jaelin Williams12 years ago

All the answers are 42 anyway.

Josap5 years ago

Seriously

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Josap5 years ago

My first question will be that my crush will love or sex with me

Josap5 years ago

Mader chod ja teri gandh marvake aa bhosdike

IHateYellow6 years ago

Does my crush like me? Best question

Josap5 years ago

Yes you are right

Dankstank6 years ago

I wuld ask are u gay then it will be yes

Blackvancandyman7 years ago

Thus changing everything about society and physics and ruining life for everyone

CollinCarter8 years ago

Hi universe! Hey, what"s the meaning of life?

Jakob6667 years ago

69ing

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ApexSpice8 years ago

My only question is how much longer before I have to buy a new condom cuz my current one will break from to much jizz (ya u use the same condom over and over so what)

Hellfire13099 years ago

The answer is 23, Jim carry eat your heart out

xXSpiderJuanXx9 years ago

Then you would know everything

kvk4life10 years ago

what do you mean by change all the questions? Like create new laws of physics? So in actuality your power is to randomly change the universe by simply asking it all the questions there are to ask? That's awesome

Hoovyspoovygroovy9 years ago

It said QUESTIONS not ANSWERS.

Areyou Mymummy12 years ago

i was about to go "OH DOCTOR WHO FANDOM!"

Laurel Glassley12 years ago

Use it to your advantage and change what you hate about the world. For ex:is Justin Bieber dead yet?

Wavedasher8 years ago

senpai yes pls (xd wut)

Martin Alexander O'leary12 years ago

I feel like this is a paradox of some kind

DemonZelie8 years ago

Ask yes/no questions so that when your done you just change from yes to no

GoldenRedSSJXavier79 years ago

Great job I've always wanted to know what's in this fucked up world

ASAP693 years ago

Is anyone still on this app

Scooper10 years ago

I'm confused...

NotThatGuy8 years ago

Do u mean Hitchhiker"s Guide to the Galaxy?

Cowbusta1297 years ago

i see no downside (im a kid

Hilary Clingwrap9 years ago

42 so i dont need to know... if you havent read the book u suck

irishdragon510 years ago

I ask for all the important ones. I leave questions such as "how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Center of a Tootsie pop?" in the air for all eternity.

trevmay04999 years ago

Let's just stick with 42 is the answer people

ButtonMaker4 months ago

I don't expect to live long enough to get all the answers.

Wolf1238 years ago

(Lil kids voice) whats the awnser to all the worlds probolems? Me: canabalism :3

Kamelululuuuu4 years ago

so why i wanna ask questions if it will not be my questions?:(

Chicyloon8 years ago

I don't get this

Quincy10 years ago

Leave one question unanswered, like why do some people like Marmite. Sorted.

Etheallan9 years ago

Doctor who did it

Hogger4407 years ago

Don't ask how many peni*** dagoth ur have

mogley199210 years ago

i don't think i could get all the answers in my lifetime, unless i asked for the key to immortality and there was one. then i'd be a bored god and the last of my species by the time a gamechanger came in

Triple_X7 years ago

The answer to everything is 42 anyway

Annea9 years ago

But if the universe is as infinite as it seems, you'll never get all the answers because you'll never think of all the questions.

James FitzGerald12 years ago

How will the universe do this?

JessicaMasterson8 years ago

That"s just part of life, the questions are always changing and there is never is just 1 real answer to any question if there is 1 at all

yomonkeys1239 years ago

One, the answers 42, and 2, part of life is mystery, what's the point of life if you KNOW what's gonna happen

BadBanana693 years ago

question: am I gay :|

100rage10 years ago

wtf i dont understand

Sho996 years ago

What I don't get it

KDigityDog10 years ago

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