Me: Universe, I have a question for science. Can you make people cry tears of joy by playing "Tom Jones It"s not Unusual"?
Universe: Yes, as long as it is processed by SEVEN "Tom Jones What"s New Pussycats".
Like if you get the reference.
My only question is how much longer before I have to buy a new condom cuz my current one will break from to much jizz (ya u use the same condom over and over so what)
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Hellfire130910 years ago
The answer is 23, Jim carry eat your heart out
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xXSpiderJuanXx10 years ago
Then you would know everything
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kvk4life11 years ago
what do you mean by change all the questions? Like create new laws of physics? So in actuality your power is to randomly change the universe by simply asking it all the questions there are to ask? That's awesome
Hoovyspoovygroovy10 years ago
It said QUESTIONS not ANSWERS.
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Areyou Mymummy13 years ago
i was about to go
"OH DOCTOR WHO FANDOM!"
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Laurel Glassley13 years ago
Use it to your advantage and change what you hate about the world. For ex:is Justin Bieber dead yet?
Wavedasher9 years ago
senpai yes pls (xd wut)
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Martin Alexander O'leary13 years ago
I feel like this is a paradox of some kind
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LandonBygate9 years ago
So basically Yoda. Or my parents.
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dark emporer10 years ago
Since this button not mak
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StevenUniverse11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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{classyman}11 years ago
"how do i stop you from 'changing the questions'"
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Verysmartpersom2 years ago
what
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AaronEvans9 years ago
Or you just ask the occasional question and not constantly ask every question known to man
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NotThatGuy10 years ago
Do u mean Hitchhiker"s Guide To The Galaxy 2.0?
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matk291111 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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WaywardLogic11 years ago
1st question: what is the secret of immortality? *was given the answer**does wut was told**becomes immortal* Heh, now i got all the time in the world to think about new questions huahuahuahuahua
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Grew9 years ago
42
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ArtemisFowlthethird12 years ago
wut @-@
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booksrule12311 years ago
42. I don't need to know the question.
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GreenJello3219 years ago
That would be a pointless ability.
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Batman11911 years ago
WhT does thatm mean?
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Laserwolf5 years ago
There"s so many questions that there"s no way I would ever get all the answers cause I would never get to ask all the questions. Going based off the way the downside is written and not off what they probably meant means there"s no downside effectively.
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Cory Neuenkirchen13 years ago
Don't ask one question, have all other answers, boom.
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kat:)11 years ago
Unless you want to change some part of the world or kill someone, I feel as though this wouldn't be very useful for most situations why would you set out to know the answer to something when that will no longer be the answer?
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IHateYellow7 years ago
Ask a yes or no question, example: is good real?
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Rude10 years ago
Really poorly worded.
Drawesomethewizard10 years ago
Yeah...
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MineDak0ta9 years ago
Ask god to make the universe and people live forever and to not change the question you ask
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Shouhiro10 years ago
well fuck the universe.
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spasticVocalist11 years ago
what does this even mean
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Skypresser40411 years ago
*presses* "what's the universe made of?" *turns into pug*
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TorrentialChaoss2 years ago
Didn’t even realize this was a HGTTG reference lol
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Jessica Ray13 years ago
Leave a few questions that do not really matter unanswered.
Then I would use my knowledge to solve world issues.
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Nijja9 years ago
Then whats the point?
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ockeybuto11 years ago
The answer is just 42
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Josap6 years ago
Ok so let see
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Potat10 years ago
Better than nothing at least you get some answer
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spr_mystery_man9 years ago
But that is how science works...
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BossifulGamer42 11 years ago
I'll just leave a few questions unanswered
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The Howling Wolf10 years ago
Whaaa???
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Beef12 years ago
This is one tough decision.Good job on the question.
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