Will You Press The Button?

Migdin1 10 years ago

CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! 5 hours later, *walks in to a bank robbery* CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! THIEFS, YOU WILL NOW DIE, OF CANCER IN TWO YEARS. No need to thank me, i just saved your life. CANCER MAN AWAY!!!

Little_Caesara_-_The_Girlkisser 8 months ago

"Quite exquisite. Crying my pantaloons in this very moment." Probably someone.

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Mr.Sueppchen 11 years ago

Fall Out 4 here I come!

Loophole man 10 years ago

You know that's how x-rays work, right? X-ray radiation reflects off hard surfaces and is detected by a sensor in the machine.

Cam Will 11 years ago

Fallout 4 anyone?

AnonymousBrowser 10 years ago

I could just sense the Fallout 4 craze coming.

High on Potassium 10 years ago

Never use it use it unless threatened, it will be like something on the discovery channel --------------*in thick australian accent* "and here we see the x ray man. unlike the x ray fish, it is not see through, but it can see through people. it only does ... [Show full comment]

dariushine 9 years ago

And then you die too

Jake Dunning 13 years ago

Cancer powers, activate!

Prism 9 years ago

Fuck you I thought it was funny

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Seapony 9 years ago

Um... x-rays are a form of radiation. This didn't specify it had to be harmful radiation. (Well, x-rays are harmful, but x-ray vision as the comic-book superpower works a lot differently. So you could just use the "radiation" as just infrared radiation.... [Show full comment]

sambi 11 years ago

Wow 62% of you guys are stupid. There is absolutely no downside

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

You don't have to use it

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KingFruit 10 years ago

Who says it"s a dangerous form of radiation? Visible light is radiation.

JCVstealth 11 years ago

I can use it like a spy on terrorists and radiate them

M.O'NEILL 11 years ago

That's a very smart idea never thaught of that. ðŸ‘ðŸ‘

Jaasjaas 9 years ago

Yay i have nuclerbomb wihtout bomb

Ritty03 9 years ago

Hulk with xray vision

TALS_IS_EMAZING 9 years ago

To Me Or Everyone Else?

Herogaia 10 years ago

so we can use it at will time to take over the world

Adrian Jutronich 13 years ago

So I get X Ray vision, and can melt everyone I hate from the inside. Fucking rad.

aeeera 5 years ago

Dont forget that you can melt yourself

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John Herbert 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY ME, Mmmmmmmm... TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have... [Show full comment]

Dubstepgamer5678 9 years ago

What if tomorrow"s Friday huh?

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WhiteTone 11 years ago

see the panties

JustTheOne14 12 years ago

That's really stupid. What kind of radiation? Is it dangerous? Am I just radiating heat? What idiot wrote this?

TheMaskedMan 10 years ago

You'd be emitting gamma rays. Which is not good.

Jin Wei Iam'me 13 years ago

Do I get affected??

Rye_bread 8 years ago

Yes

David Ayerst 13 years ago

Use it as a self-defense tool. :U

aeeera 5 years ago

A self defense suicide kamikaze tool.

thebutton_ 4 years ago

i think not

PhillionDanasaur 10 years ago

I don't have any interest in x-Ray vision

Lucio369 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

xentation 6 years ago

At least you can see people naked

olemartin 12 years ago

but that would kill me too!

ComedyNightmare 9 years ago

i can stalk people. and kill them...

Imboredaf 10 years ago

Id us it on the people I hate

AFLoki37 10 years ago

use it away from other people

Ilris 5 months ago

辐射工兵了属于是

trollmaster 11 years ago

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-Sci 5 years ago

As one of a x-ray should

im Abl Firecracker Re 10 years ago

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CatyDoodleCat 8 years ago

Getting in on.. Well I'm a prevert

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago

fallout 5 confirmed

Sudokori 12 years ago

Well suicide would be quicker with this

pieface2005 11 years ago

only use it once

Shirokuma 11 years ago

Maybe the military will pay me o-o xD

thebutton_ 4 years ago

ye..no

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Id rather not see random person bones, so no point in even pushing the button.

Mr.69 10 years ago

I can se naked girls an i can kill them so i can rape them!!! 8=====D~~~~~~

pinktail 10 years ago

So it's not VISION ability, it's KILLING ability. It's WAY BETTER.

LanceTheBrony 12 years ago

You never said I was affected.

ComedyNightmare 9 years ago

rape

Stevekiller568 10 years ago

If I don't get affected by the radiation, could I just get a room full of people I don't like and use it then?

MiaCantLife 11 years ago

TAKE THAT MOM

Lostboything 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Shut it.

pankake 11 years ago

It's the exact same effect as a n ex Ray machine

Bonkboy 4 years ago

GO GO GADGET, CANCER RAY

0Thanos0 7 years ago

But radiation have no effect on yourself

swgrisiaf 10 years ago

i have the amazing powers of cancer!

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