Will You Press The Button?

Mr.Sueppchen9 years ago

Fall Out 4 here I come!

Migdin18 years ago

CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! 5 hours later, *walks in to a bank robbery* CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! THIEFS, YOU WILL NOW DIE, OF CANCER IN TWO YEARS. No need to thank me, i just saved your life. CANCER MAN AWAY!!!

StudiousFinger1239 months ago

Brilliant shitding my pants laghing right now

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Loophole man9 years ago

You know that's how x-rays work, right? X-ray radiation reflects off hard surfaces and is detected by a sensor in the machine.

Cam Will9 years ago

Fallout 4 anyone?

AnonymousBrowser9 years ago

I could just sense the Fallout 4 craze coming.

High on Potassium8 years ago

Never use it use it unless threatened, it will be like something on the discovery channel --------------*in thick australian accent* "and here we see the x ray man. unlike the x ray fish, it is not see through, but it can see through people. it only does ...[Show full comment]

dariushine8 years ago

And then you die too

Seapony8 years ago

Um... x-rays are a form of radiation. This didn't specify it had to be harmful radiation. (Well, x-rays are harmful, but x-ray vision as the comic-book superpower works a lot differently. So you could just use the "radiation" as just infrared radiation....[Show full comment]

Jake Dunning12 years ago

Cancer powers, activate!

Prism8 years ago

Fuck you I thought it was funny

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sambi10 years ago

Wow 62% of you guys are stupid. There is absolutely no downside

TrollerXXL8 years ago

You don't have to use it

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KingFruit8 years ago

Who says it"s a dangerous form of radiation? Visible light is radiation.

JCVstealth9 years ago

I can use it like a spy on terrorists and radiate them

M.O'NEILL9 years ago

That's a very smart idea never thaught of that. ðŸ‘ðŸ‘

Jaasjaas7 years ago

Yay i have nuclerbomb wihtout bomb

Ritty037 years ago

Hulk with xray vision

TALS_IS_EMAZING8 years ago

To Me Or Everyone Else?

JackRock8 years ago

so we can use it at will time to take over the world

John Herbert9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY ME, Mmmmmmmm... TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have...[Show full comment]

Dubstepgamer56788 years ago

What if tomorrow"s Friday huh?

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WhiteTone9 years ago

see the panties

Adrian Jutronich12 years ago

So I get X Ray vision, and can melt everyone I hate from the inside. Fucking rad.

aeeera3 years ago

Dont forget that you can melt yourself

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JustTheOne1410 years ago

That's really stupid. What kind of radiation? Is it dangerous? Am I just radiating heat? What idiot wrote this?

TheMaskedMan8 years ago

You'd be emitting gamma rays. Which is not good.

Jin Wei Iam'me12 years ago

Do I get affected??

Rye_bread7 years ago

Yes

David Ayerst12 years ago

Use it as a self-defense tool. :U

aeeera3 years ago

A self defense suicide kamikaze tool.

PhillionDanasaur8 years ago

I don't have any interest in x-Ray vision

thebutton_3 years ago

i think not

Lucio3699 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

xentation4 years ago

At least you can see people naked

ComedyNightmare7 years ago

i can stalk people. and kill them...

Imboredaf9 years ago

Id us it on the people I hate

olemartin11 years ago

but that would kill me too!

AFLoki378 years ago

use it away from other people

trollmaster9 years ago

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-Sci3 years ago

As one of a x-ray should

im Abl Firecracker Re9 years ago

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CatyDoodleCat6 years ago

Getting in on.. Well I'm a prevert

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

fallout 5 confirmed

Sudokori 10 years ago

Well suicide would be quicker with this

pieface20059 years ago

only use it once

thebutton_3 years ago

ye..no

Shirokuma9 years ago

Maybe the military will pay me o-o xD

Mr.699 years ago

I can se naked girls an i can kill them so i can rape them!!! 8=====D~~~~~~

greaterfiend4 years ago

Id rather not see random person bones, so no point in even pushing the button.

LanceTheBrony11 years ago

You never said I was affected.

ComedyNightmare7 years ago

rape

pinktail9 years ago

So it's not VISION ability, it's KILLING ability. It's WAY BETTER.

Stevekiller5688 years ago

If I don't get affected by the radiation, could I just get a room full of people I don't like and use it then?

MiaCantLife9 years ago

TAKE THAT MOM

pankake9 years ago

It's the exact same effect as a n ex Ray machine

Bonkboy3 years ago

GO GO GADGET, CANCER RAY

Lostboything9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Shut it.

0Thanos06 years ago

But radiation have no effect on yourself

swgrisiaf9 years ago

i have the amazing powers of cancer!

EbonyAndAlvin9 years ago

That's alright, I've always got RadAway on me

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