Will You Press The Button?

Mr.Sueppchen9 years ago

Fall Out 4 here I come!

Migdin18 years ago

CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! 5 hours later, *walks in to a bank robbery* CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! THIEFS, YOU WILL NOW DIE, OF CANCER IN TWO YEARS. No need to thank me, i just saved your life. CANCER MAN AWAY!!!

StudiousFinger12311 months ago

Brilliant shitding my pants laghing right now

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Loophole man9 years ago

You know that's how x-rays work, right? X-ray radiation reflects off hard surfaces and is detected by a sensor in the machine.

Cam Will9 years ago

Fallout 4 anyone?

AnonymousBrowser9 years ago

I could just sense the Fallout 4 craze coming.

High on Potassium8 years ago

Never use it use it unless threatened, it will be like something on the discovery channel --------------*in thick australian accent* "and here we see the x ray man. unlike the x ray fish, it is not see through, but it can see through people. it only does ...[Show full comment]

dariushine8 years ago

And then you die too

Seapony8 years ago

Um... x-rays are a form of radiation. This didn't specify it had to be harmful radiation. (Well, x-rays are harmful, but x-ray vision as the comic-book superpower works a lot differently. So you could just use the "radiation" as just infrared radiation....[Show full comment]

Jake Dunning12 years ago

Cancer powers, activate!

Prism8 years ago

Fuck you I thought it was funny

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sambi10 years ago

Wow 62% of you guys are stupid. There is absolutely no downside

TrollerXXL9 years ago

You don't have to use it

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KingFruit8 years ago

Who says it"s a dangerous form of radiation? Visible light is radiation.

JCVstealth9 years ago

I can use it like a spy on terrorists and radiate them

M.O'NEILL9 years ago

That's a very smart idea never thaught of that. ðŸ‘ðŸ‘

Jaasjaas7 years ago

Yay i have nuclerbomb wihtout bomb

Ritty038 years ago

Hulk with xray vision

TALS_IS_EMAZING8 years ago

To Me Or Everyone Else?

JackRock8 years ago

so we can use it at will time to take over the world

John Herbert9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY ME, Mmmmmmmm... TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have...[Show full comment]

Dubstepgamer56788 years ago

What if tomorrow"s Friday huh?

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WhiteTone10 years ago

see the panties

Adrian Jutronich12 years ago

So I get X Ray vision, and can melt everyone I hate from the inside. Fucking rad.

aeeera4 years ago

Dont forget that you can melt yourself

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JustTheOne1411 years ago

That's really stupid. What kind of radiation? Is it dangerous? Am I just radiating heat? What idiot wrote this?

TheMaskedMan9 years ago

You'd be emitting gamma rays. Which is not good.

Jin Wei Iam'me12 years ago

Do I get affected??

Rye_bread7 years ago

Yes

David Ayerst12 years ago

Use it as a self-defense tool. :U

aeeera4 years ago

A self defense suicide kamikaze tool.

dab9 years ago

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Kittenlover1018 years ago

Second x-ray vision button in a row :-:

Prophuntguy3 years ago

I mean that’s what X-“Rays” are. Literally just radiation.

lolzoo9 years ago

i would see dicks and boobs so no

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Roblox player.

LPSWolfen21749 years ago

X-ray is useless to me.

SpiralKipz9 years ago

No thanks eye cancer. If it didn't affect me though...

Ivatra10 years ago

free power it just has a liit and I don't have to use it just sayin this is kinda dumb

Thegamerboi5 years ago

That"s bad cancer kills people a million deaths happens a year

charavsfrisk9 years ago

OK so Pokémon sun and moon early a hell yup

Justin Bedwany12 years ago

that's... kind of... literally... the entire point...

Cashmh8 years ago

My last question I pressed was to cure cancer sooooo *presses button*

Alexb1239 years ago

So you would create super mutants from fallout and they don't like humans, not to mention there are over 7 billion of them

why are you reading this you are wasting your time9 years ago

i'll use it for the military :v

dahmanner10 years ago

FUCK

I_dont_know_man3 years ago

Em nenhum momento diz que é uma radiação letal então ta de boa

ICantThinkOfName10 years ago

Hell yeah. I'd just mutate and gain some other awesome power. At least, that's what Nuclear Throne has taught me.

GlutNy7 years ago

Fallout 5... HERE I COME

99cake9 years ago

All electomagnetic rays are radiation. So I emit alot of light.

Paladin1598 years ago

Both enhanced optics, AND a weapon! Cool! The only downside is that you can't see your crush"s underwear thou....

a bananafaced turtle9 years ago

i die whenever i use my power, great!

thebutton_3 years ago

i think not

PhillionDanasaur8 years ago

I don't have any interest in x-Ray vision

xentation5 years ago

At least you can see people naked

Lucio36910 years ago

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Imboredaf9 years ago

Id us it on the people I hate

olemartin11 years ago

but that would kill me too!

ComedyNightmare8 years ago

i can stalk people. and kill them...

AFLoki378 years ago

use it away from other people

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