CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! 5 hours later, *walks in to a bank robbery* CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! THIEFS, YOU WILL NOW DIE, OF CANCER IN TWO YEARS. No need to thank me, i just saved your life. CANCER MAN AWAY!!!
You know that's how x-rays work, right? X-ray radiation reflects off hard surfaces and is detected by a sensor in the machine.
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Cam Will9 years ago
Fallout 4 anyone?
AnonymousBrowser9 years ago
I could just sense the Fallout 4 craze coming.
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High on Potassium8 years ago
Never use it use it unless threatened, it will be like something on the discovery channel --------------*in thick australian accent* "and here we see the x ray man. unlike the x ray fish, it is not see through, but it can see through people. it only does ...[Show full comment]
dariushine8 years ago
And then you die too
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Seapony8 years ago
Um... x-rays are a form of radiation.
This didn't specify it had to be harmful radiation. (Well, x-rays are harmful, but x-ray vision as the comic-book superpower works a lot differently. So you could just use the "radiation" as just infrared radiation....[Show full comment]
Who says it"s a dangerous form of radiation? Visible light is radiation.
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JCVstealth9 years ago
I can use it like a spy on terrorists and radiate them
M.O'NEILL9 years ago
That's a very smart idea never thaught of that. ðŸ‘ðŸ‘
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Jaasjaas7 years ago
Yay i have nuclerbomb wihtout bomb
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Ritty037 years ago
Hulk with xray vision
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TALS_IS_EMAZING8 years ago
To Me Or Everyone Else?
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JackRock8 years ago
so we can use it at will time to take over the world
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John Herbert9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY ME, Mmmmmmmm... TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have...[Show full comment]
That's really stupid. What kind of radiation? Is it dangerous? Am I just radiating heat? What idiot wrote this?
TheMaskedMan8 years ago
You'd be emitting gamma rays. Which is not good.
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Jin Wei Iam'me12 years ago
Do I get affected??
Rye_bread7 years ago
Yes
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David Ayerst12 years ago
Use it as a self-defense tool. :U
aeeera3 years ago
A self defense suicide kamikaze tool.
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Mr.699 years ago
I can se naked girls an i can kill them so i can rape them!!! 8=====D~~~~~~
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greaterfiend4 years ago
Id rather not see random person bones, so no point in even pushing the button.
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LanceTheBrony11 years ago
You never said I was affected.
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ComedyNightmare7 years ago
rape
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pinktail9 years ago
So it's not VISION ability, it's KILLING ability. It's WAY BETTER.
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Stevekiller5688 years ago
If I don't get affected by the radiation, could I just get a room full of people I don't like and use it then?
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MiaCantLife9 years ago
TAKE THAT MOM
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pankake9 years ago
It's the exact same effect as a n ex Ray machine
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Bonkboy3 years ago
GO GO GADGET, CANCER RAY
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Lostboything9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
Kittenlover1018 years ago
Shut it.
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0Thanos06 years ago
But radiation have no effect on yourself
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swgrisiaf9 years ago
i have the amazing powers of cancer!
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EbonyAndAlvin9 years ago
That's alright, I've always got RadAway on me
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Athos_Reallast year
I swear all of these fucking buttons have no downside. Why shouldn’t I push it? It’s not like I have to use it. It’s a great tool to have in an emergency
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Brander9 years ago
Yeah, I would where a radiation resistant suit, and then use my Xray vision in an area with alot of people i hate, BOOM, NUKLIER EXPLOSION POWER ACTIVATE!
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RomansDaBoss9 years ago
wearing a radiation suit so it doesnt spread :D
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Sidd Kumar9 years ago
Humans already have x-ray vision. Read my first sentence. Keep your eyes on the sentence and then bring your finger from the left or right hand in the way. You can see through your finger
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Kitsu_7w74 years ago
Well, I don't HAVE to use it all the time, it"s just nice to have it 👁️👄👁️
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AaronSnyder7 years ago
I dont NEED X-Ray Vision
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satan-sama9 years ago
Cancer is so worth it to look at your mom's tits
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maxdog18348 years ago
Can it be to look through clothes please say yes
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littlesunfire9 years ago
nope not pressing it
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Lostboything9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
Kittenlover1018 years ago
Shut it.
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VoidRamune3 years ago
well all the goth girls in a 150 miles radius rejected me might as well take a look at them naked and kms at the same time
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bbat10 years ago
radiation causes cancer
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Idkwhattonamemyself5 years ago
That is radical
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Mac family 9 years ago
So I'm superman and hulk at the same time that's ducking sweet
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Tom Bick9 years ago
2 superpowers in one- you emit, not absorb
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kwek3 years ago
I mean if you can activate it on command what"s the downside
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The Howling Wolf9 years ago
In case you can't see the downside,you basically give everyone cancer.
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