Will You Press The Button?

Sikooo 2 years ago

i want to improve my english level

Bleach_FTW 10 years ago

They will TRY to kill you, meaning they didn't succeed.

Linedot 2 years ago

Yeah this one really doesn’t specify

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TheodoreMiller 9 years ago

How about $1,000,000 and someone tries to pinch me once a week?

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms 9 years ago

I HAVE TWO SHOTGUNS BRING IT BITCHES

SonicCoolRhys 9 years ago

OH YEAH!

SovietSpy4 6 years ago

The person that tries to kill is probably going to be the one who saw how I got the money

Dinopack11 10 years ago

Buy a fucking gun problem solved

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago

Exaxtly.

David Octogonopus 13 years ago

You wrote "$100.000.000," meaning either $100 or a syntax error on a calculator.

begas798 5 years ago

this made me laugh

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jancastro 9 years ago

not worth 100 bucks

roflcopters 9 years ago

buy a titanium house with maximum security and windows that move up and down with motors PROBLEM SOLVED (but then tons of people will team up) then get lasers installed. thx me. no problem. why am i talking to myself. i think i have 0% sanity now.

roflcopters 9 years ago

HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT KIND OF METAL? LIKE IRON

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

THEY CAN TRY

Mercifulsavage 9 years ago

TRY never says they succeed

Fatel777 9 years ago

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Fatel777 9 years ago

Ok that dilama was stupid 100.000.000 is only 100 the decimal points dont change it a thinv

SentientSnowlump 9 years ago

European thing, you wouldn't understand.

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Sniperboi 9 years ago

yyou get $100 not 100,000,000 dollars DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH SYNTAX error

emsie11 9 years ago

I already got more than $100

old-basment-taco 10 years ago

pay for protection

Jacob-Daniel Trotter 13 years ago

Fashionable, millionaire life style, occasional public showdown with assassin to maintain street cred. Acceptable.

CollinCarter 9 years ago

Thank you, Eri

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BeardBoulevard 11 years ago

That sounds fun, actually.

SonicCoolRhys 9 years ago

WTF

Zachary Romano 13 years ago

"Hey there, how about I just give you this 10 grand and you leave me alone?"

coolgeb555man 11 years ago

or maybe use the money to hire bodyguards

Tyler Barr 13 years ago

hire a private army and have a secure perimeter around you at all times

__Eagle__ 9 years ago

A guy in your army can be the killer

James Kangethe 13 years ago

BRING IT. FUCKING. OOONN!

Migdin1 10 years ago

Most european countries use . Instead of , so it is 100 000 000 $

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Jacob Kowanetz 13 years ago

I may spend some of my money hiring some people to kill the people who try to kill me every week

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

cant kill my swag

Spenser McManamy 13 years ago

thats $100 000 cents, and 000 of a cent

KagamineLen99 11 years ago

Europe, a new world of dots between zeros.

Masteridiot2.0 11 years ago

*Buys security drone*

I LOOK AT U 10 years ago

Buy security

maribakumon 12 years ago

It can't happen on Saturday because if it didn't happen earlier in the week and wouldn't be random. It couldn't be Friday because we know it won't happen on Saturday and it hasn't happened yet. It wouldn't happen Thursday because we know it wouldn't happen... [Show full comment]

laneymartin 8 years ago

Everyone is always trying to kill me anyways. They hate my jokes

patrikcath 11 years ago

If I didn't know that somebody would like to kill me, Y not

the_reggae_ska_teen_ 9 years ago

Well, guess I will be James Bond from now on. *presses button*

Maranda Long 13 years ago

Use some of the money to take self defense training classes :)

Jaasjaas 9 years ago

Well if they are bad assasins and try to kill you wiht telepatic powers... but if i dont know it i would have feeling: next week they will land the shot

MexicanBatman 11 years ago

If it's every week than its not really that random is it.

Scrappy 10 years ago

that is where the fun is! Avoiding death each week!

Kazuma 11 years ago

Guns. I'd have lots.

pizzapasta224 2 years ago

pay some guy $10,000 each week to stop the guy who tries to kill me

TheJebForge 11 years ago

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