upgrade brain enough to advance technology by like 1000 years in like 1 year. be a fucking god
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Arcaderis8 years ago
Didn't say how much of my life would be lost per use... Not to mention that you could literally slow your body"s aging along with making yourself resistant to all sicknesses. Pretty sure you can modify your organs too since organs are part of a body right?
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EdgyPotato8 years ago
1. Cock. 2. Telomeres, to enhance my lifespan, thus negating the downside.
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Lostfeather2378 years ago
*turns into cat OC*
Lonely4ever7 years ago
If I did that then I would be as evil as fucking life
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Corey Di Bella12 years ago
1. Improve lifespan to the point where you don't have one, via immortality. Break downside
2. ?
3. Profit!
So, I lose one second of my lifespan for each time I use it. That's alright. I can use my power to give a girl the best time she has even had, if you know what I mean.
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Epichambonewin9 years ago
Regeneration. I heal to quick for my cells to age
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spinysaurus229 years ago
I will lose 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...[Show full comment]
YellowCandy84322 years ago
you do realize you typed 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...[Show full comment]
WHO CARES U CAN GET THE FUCKING BIGGEST PENIS EVER
YellowCandy84322 years ago
YEAHHH
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Conner Wolf12 years ago
Improve your heart and brain first to the point they don't age anymore, and then improve every other part of your body as you please. Then if you fully increased your brain's capability you could even have telekinesis and telepathy, make your body absolute...[Show full comment]
I get the feeling I'd abuse the hell out of it and kill myself from it.
LREchoise6 years ago
Me too
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Daniel Tickner12 years ago
that isn't how it works by improve your body parts which can stop aging brain and heart
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PandaButton9 years ago
Improve my lifespan😎
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AtemAndrew10 years ago
what if we improved the parts that eat up lifespan?
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dankmemes1017 years ago
Doesn't say HOW MUCH lifespan I lose. What if I only lose one second of my lifespan? Or a millisecond?
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Poofnugget3 years ago
So many loopholes to this
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smsff710 years ago
My mind and do it once...then find a way to use the power again without losing any life
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Red10078 years ago
I can become a titan shifter and make it were once I do that, I have 13 years to live? Thats like a dream come true
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TheShock9 years ago
I'll just never use it, but brag that I COULD use it.
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Bedrockbasher1210 years ago
How much lifespan???
OR
I would keep using it on my brain so when I die, I would be the new "Lucy" "The movie"
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Nimm8 years ago
Get immortality. Check
Becoming a pyrotechnic. Check
Okay I'm all set
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AnnieLeonhardt9 years ago
Lose 1sec of lifespan. Xd
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ZAC12E5 years ago
I would do it on all my organs and cells so I wouldn’t die but I can make my organs and cells fail if I wanna die but I don’t do it’s a win 😆
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dogewolf9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Agent Demolish10 years ago
They probably didn't mean it like this, but the mystery of not knowing how much life would be a good payment. It could be a a minute, or maybe a decade. You'd have to take the risk.
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CurtisSharp7 years ago
1. improve lifespan. 2. become furry.
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FuckedUpCat3 months ago
Ima just… upgrade my brain and invent anti-aging and anti-death improvements. It’s a win-win.
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Sigitplayz10 years ago
BIGGER.#NODOWNSIDE
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GriffinBowes8 years ago
Lose 1 second of lifespan
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jake flynn9 years ago
How much one second every time?
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Rhinorulz8 years ago
1. I'm already not human.
2. I'm already immortal (physical damage can still kill me though)
3. I basically just get free strength from pressing this.
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Stokesash9 years ago
Um kkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Ebony_Pusher4 years ago
My mind
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sambi10 years ago
No downside
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Ekrub6 years ago
Don't use it unless you"re about to die
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tripenmodz00711 years ago
Improve your lifespan duh ovo
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Blitzy_Speedy9 years ago
It says you can but not you have to so in so i would use them in critical situations
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andrewmonske7 years ago
i got immortality
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Chiara Searle12 years ago
Sure, but I'd only use it if I had to in order to save my life or something.
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Pacifist_Sans9 years ago
I fail to see the downside since last button gives me immortality!
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antho66610 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Joshdc19889 years ago
I wanna live for as long as i can
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Oldnotweak...againlast year
if i use this to make my body extremely healthy i would gain lifespan so it would even out
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immortalpoet10 years ago
That's okay. I make a change that makes me recoup more than I lose doing it.
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