people will die. people will fight back. war ensues. fear of violence is back. you idiot
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Hugh Jass Mechanic10 years ago
i have a magical portal in my basement... oh wait it is just a black hole.... Shit
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CobaltStarling10 years ago
...They cancel each other out. Atheists and Agnostics can have their own beliefs as well you know, and if you force them to convert or die... that"s not free of prosecution or violence.
TheOdd10 years ago
That"s exactly what I was thinking. These are rough options.
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Rotsteinblock11 years ago
I will make a religion which requiers you tu use a computer at least once a week and if you dont you yust to use it twice next week.
Arcanepoison110 years ago
Sounds awesome! Let"s do it!
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T-Dude10 years ago
At first, I was trying to figure out whether or not this one is worth it. Do I sacrifice two groups for the sake of many others? Or do I allow the others to keep suffering for the sake of the two? It's a tough choice. No matter which you choose, there's pe...[Show full comment]
Why comment something bad that makes everyone become angry at another.
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Super Duper Dude that's actually a girl10 years ago
Why must I be punished for being an atheist..
RavenBathory10 years ago
Because most people that hit the button dont think of the concequences
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
fine. because given a push, more will find our lord, Christ Jesus and be glad they were saved. 58% must be atheists/agnostic which saddens me.
Awesomepeach34 years ago
Would you all calm down??!! If you don't like what they"re saying ignore them! It"s that easy we don't want MORE hate in the world we want less don't we?
im athiest, but all these buttons have given my immortality. i can take them. oh, and i lost my ability to feel pain, so torture will not work. it'll be fun, though!
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Mattajjames10 years ago
Kifflom brother-brothers
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DatBoiNextGeneration10 years ago
I made up my own religion a year ago that I believe in so I'm ok
Lostfeather23710 years ago
Me too
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ShayToo310510 years ago
I wouldn't change something just so I would suffer
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PoeThePotato10 years ago
Man, let people believe what they want.
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abcedarian10 years ago
Invent a religion where there is no god
Maximilian_Sinigr10 years ago
It"s been a fuckton of years ago and is called Buddhism
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Mrbeast847610 years ago
OK what did the atheists and agnostics do to me insult me?
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Vaultdweller00910 years ago
This will ultimately lead to scientific oppression
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Gothlives10 years ago
That doesn't really provoke religious freedom so I'm hoping out of this situation
you morons know that muslim religion says they can take 6 year olds as wives right? you know muslims are free to rape and murder anyone NOT of islam right? cause you idiots would be giving them free reign to rape and kill children every day.
CurtisMarauder10 years ago
We already are. Thanks Obama.
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insane3ob10 years ago
Yeah good thing people arent stupid enough to believe this will happen.
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ShockTherapy11 years ago
I thought I was an Atheist till I learned that I'm a GOD
thise comit will get lots of hate but i will not becase im a athest
CurtisMarauder10 years ago
You can't be an athiest. Athiests know how to spell.
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WeirdWolfGirl11 years ago
So, that's basically Hitler except instead of Jews it's anthiests?? No thank you
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PotatoCat11 years ago
Here I come Jeebus!!!
Kittenlover1019 years ago
Who"s that?
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Kiituh9 years ago
TIME FOR HIPPIE RELIGION!
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BrockD9 years ago
the no homework religion
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TinFalcon376 years ago
HAHA TAKE THAT ATHEISTS!
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Kittenlover1019 years ago
Let us all be the gamerarians! HAIL THE GAMERS!!!!! PUSH AWAY THE EVIL XBOX 360!!
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YoloLynx10 years ago
i"m agnostic so go fuck yourselves the people that said yes
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musical-outcast8 years ago
IF YOU READ THIS COMMENT,IT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO MARKIPLIER"S BIRTHDAY PARTY.POST THIS IN 5 MORE DILEMMAS AND YOU"LL GET INVITED IF YOU DON'T,YOU WOULDN'T.
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botlecap9 years ago
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
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RNJR9 years ago
You can't make me religious im atheist
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Sophie2979 years ago
LOL
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Yuki_Ylast year
As an agnostic the simple solution would be to just say you're apart of a religion but not practice it or participate in it. Since it just says I have to join a religion but not that I actually have to believe in it.
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Tasty Nugget1158210 years ago
Yeezianity here I come.
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JustOneMoreQuestion10 years ago
I'm an agnostic atheist so pressing this would most sertanly get me killed also I don't think that religions should go unchallenged
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LucasLeonel4 years ago
their religion is that God doesn't exist
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BenjaminfirstKiddWallace9 years ago
Jeez the 47 percent is supposedly religious
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LoneWolf47057 years ago
Fuck that. I'm atheist and I'm staying atheist
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Porcupine1029 years ago
STOP TRUMP!!!!
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person-A9 years ago
meme religion anyone?
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235x02 years ago
Just covert to Ignosticism.
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21_violets10 years ago
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your ...[Show full comment]
SummeryPlains110 years ago
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Ironmaster5319 years ago
I would rather everyone becomes atheist.
Sophie2979 years ago
Well I'm never gonna be cuz I would DIE defending my faith and you have nothing to live for
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