Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman09010 months ago

people will die. people will fight back. war ensues. fear of violence is back. you idiot

Ariel Anemoi Asura9 years ago

Let us all be Pastafarians!! Praise the meatballs!

musical-outcast7 years ago

LET US BEGIN A NEW PROSPEROUS TIME

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235x0last year

Just covert to Ignosticism.

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago

i have a magical portal in my basement... oh wait it is just a black hole.... Shit

CobaltStarling8 years ago

...They cancel each other out. Atheists and Agnostics can have their own beliefs as well you know, and if you force them to convert or die... that"s not free of prosecution or violence.

TheOdd8 years ago

That"s exactly what I was thinking. These are rough options.

Rotsteinblock9 years ago

I will make a religion which requiers you tu use a computer at least once a week and if you dont you yust to use it twice next week.

Arcanepoison18 years ago

Sounds awesome! Let"s do it!

T-Dude9 years ago

At first, I was trying to figure out whether or not this one is worth it. Do I sacrifice two groups for the sake of many others? Or do I allow the others to keep suffering for the sake of the two? It's a tough choice. No matter which you choose, there's pe...[Show full comment]

juanito4 years ago

eso fue muy profundo

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ReeledTiedBromasterBTH9 years ago

Why comment something bad that makes everyone become angry at another.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

fine. because given a push, more will find our lord, Christ Jesus and be glad they were saved. 58% must be atheists/agnostic which saddens me.

Awesomepeach33 years ago

Would you all calm down??!! If you don't like what they"re saying ignore them! It"s that easy we don't want MORE hate in the world we want less don't we?

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Super Duper Dude that's actually a girl9 years ago

Why must I be punished for being an atheist..

RavenBathory8 years ago

Because most people that hit the button dont think of the concequences

Sarkxann6 years ago

Let"s just say atheism is also a religion

LunaMelody7 years ago

Lets all pray to the spaghetti monster!

Kiituh7 years ago

Who says I have to FOLLOW the religion?

Camille_03048 years ago

PASTAFARIANS FOR THE WINNNNNNN!!!!!!!

CarthOnasi8 years ago

im athiest, but all these buttons have given my immortality. i can take them. oh, and i lost my ability to feel pain, so torture will not work. it'll be fun, though!

Mattajjames8 years ago

Kifflom brother-brothers

DatBoiNextGeneration9 years ago

I made up my own religion a year ago that I believe in so I'm ok

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Me too

ShayToo31059 years ago

I wouldn't change something just so I would suffer

PoeThePotato9 years ago

Man, let people believe what they want.

abcedarian9 years ago

Invent a religion where there is no god

Maximilian_Sinigr9 years ago

It"s been a fuckton of years ago and is called Buddhism

Mrbeast84769 years ago

OK what did the atheists and agnostics do to me insult me?

Vaultdweller0099 years ago

This will ultimately lead to scientific oppression

Gothlives9 years ago

That doesn't really provoke religious freedom so I'm hoping out of this situation

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Senseless9 years ago

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oldnotweak9 years ago

you morons know that muslim religion says they can take 6 year olds as wives right? you know muslims are free to rape and murder anyone NOT of islam right? cause you idiots would be giving them free reign to rape and kill children every day.

CurtisMarauder9 years ago

We already are. Thanks Obama.

insane3ob9 years ago

Yeah good thing people arent stupid enough to believe this will happen.

ShockTherapy9 years ago

I thought I was an Atheist till I learned that I'm a GOD

Sophie2978 years ago

No you aren't your dumb for thinking that

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Lucien9 years ago

thise comit will get lots of hate but i will not becase im a athest

CurtisMarauder9 years ago

You can't be an athiest. Athiests know how to spell.

WeirdWolfGirl9 years ago

So, that's basically Hitler except instead of Jews it's anthiests?? No thank you

PotatoCat9 years ago

Here I come Jeebus!!!

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Who"s that?

BenjaminfirstKiddWallace7 years ago

Jeez the 47 percent is supposedly religious

JustOneMoreQuestion8 years ago

I'm an agnostic atheist so pressing this would most sertanly get me killed also I don't think that religions should go unchallenged

LucasLeonel3 years ago

their religion is that God doesn't exist

LoneWolf47056 years ago

Fuck that. I'm atheist and I'm staying atheist

Porcupine1028 years ago

STOP TRUMP!!!!

person-A7 years ago

meme religion anyone?

Ironmaster5318 years ago

I would rather everyone becomes atheist.

Sophie2978 years ago

Well I'm never gonna be cuz I would DIE defending my faith and you have nothing to live for

21_violets9 years ago

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SummeryPlains19 years ago

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MardChalev4 years ago

Start a new religion that technically isn't Atheism/Agnostic but also basically the same. They can all just join that religion.

Red_Bv8 years ago

nah man im agnostic that doesnt help at all

ZacharyThompson7 years ago

who cares about this kind of stuff we all praise god so were all the same right ?

Donteverusetoilets8 years ago

I'm sorry this is offensive to me bc I'm an atheist.... so no.

Sophie2978 years ago

I'm catholic

YourBoiTy6757 years ago

im an athiest soooooooooooo HELLL TO THE NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW thats stupid everybody gets their own belifs. screw that button

winner486452 years ago

飞天意面神教!!

VenomQuill9 years ago

This will change most of the world for good. Besides, I literally made up a few religions for the sake of book writing. I'm pretty sure I can convert ot that. Didn't say it had to be mainstream.

Joe19967 years ago

Being anti death penalty period, I can't press the button. Sure it doesn't actually do anything but never press the button if you wouldn't in the event it was real.

notthatimportant8 years ago

just carpet bomb the middle east, problem solved.

EvilQueen8 years ago

Satanism and Atheism are very similar (no we don't worship Satan) so all atheists can just convert to Satanism

Alleud9 years ago

Fuck off with your religious ass mate.

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